Urban Foxes

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Our fox looks in considerably poorer condition to that one. He looks v healthy.

If we call the RSPCA will we get billed if they come out and take care of it (in one way or another)?

Colonel Poo, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

We'll have urban fox hunting soon, kids on mini motorbikes and quads with packs of pitbull terriers, the rousing sound of the hunting ring tone.

Jarlrmai, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Col. Poo, no the RSPCA won't bill you, I'm pretty sure of that. I think that if they do come out, they'll either catch it and take it to a wildlife rescue centre, or if it's too poorly, it'll probably be put down.

A couple of foxes are now regularly coming over to me on my allotment early in the morning. They'll sit as close as about 2 or 3 metres away in the long grass at the edge of the plot, watching me digging. They're so tame that someone must be feeding them. Must take some jam sammies along with me for them next time.

NickB, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

my former flatmate managed to feed a fox half a mars bar on the meadows in edinburgh about 10 years ago. if you've got food, they tend to be just tame enough :)

grimly fiendish, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

OUR BACK YARD
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2358/2459323113_bfb23cb6ed.jpg?v=0

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 3 May 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link

they're so cute!

ENBB, Saturday, 3 May 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Does kinda highlight the fact I've done zero gardening in the last 6 months, but it just won't stop raining.

We've been chucking mince laced with mange medicine out there since we saw the cubs, cos the mum's not looking too great. She made it through the winter at least. Didn't see her at all.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 3 May 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Awww.

libcrypt, Saturday, 3 May 2008 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

coyotes is good people

gershy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I was at the Trails Cafe in Griffith Park just N of Los Feliz and this guy was watching me the whole time

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2423913309_9f6bd0033d.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 3 May 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i think we should train these guys to maul boris voters

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

There is a dog run right by my flat and our local urban foxes are so polite, they won't crap anywhere else.

suzy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Read this as "Unban Foxes". Thought I missed out on some hilarious troll action.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Oh my, a fox on Walthamstow Central escalators.

http://twitpic.com/sebvd

Alba, Monday, 7 December 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Woah! lol. I wonder where he was coming from.

★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

probably a magical realm

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Bushey?

The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Monday, 7 December 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Vulpes vulpes jus commutin

Sébastien, Monday, 7 December 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

lol I missed the previous revive with the fox on Walthamstow Central escalators - that could even be one of the cubs in my pic above all grown up.

No foxes in my yard now though. Landlord built an extension on the back of our flat which involved digging up the earth to put the foundations in. Never see them round our street any more.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Monday, 27 February 2012 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

15st man 'mugged by fox'

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 8 March 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

“The best thing to use is a water pistol.”

OTM, carry one all the time....

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 8 March 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

god people are such cunts

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

scapegoating bloodlust levels: nearing apocalypse, next it'll be the squirrels, and then we'll have a city free from undomesticated mammals*, nice clean streets! glorious Man, walking alone

*rats and mice don't count, since when have they killed anyone?

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

fucking unbelievable cunts, just makes me so fucking mad at the sheer stupidity of it all, the sheer, media-led crassness of mind that produces this sort of outcry

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

otm they should reintroduce wolves and bears into the cities

ledge, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

imago otm

anyone genuinely sent in a tizzy by the ridiculous media fearmongering should probably be put down themselves

lex pretend, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 09:13 (eleven years ago) link

Our friends' little boy was bitten by a fox a couple of years ago. He was playing with a ball that rolled down a hole underneath a hut, put his arm down it to get it back and unfortunately a fox happened to be hiding there and gave him a nip on the arm. This was all in the school grounds right behind our house. Somehow the press found out about it (possibly someone at the hospital tipped them off?) and, as it was a bit of a hot topic at the time, they had reporters from the Sun and the Daily Mail etc lurking outside their house, they were offered money to go on daytime TV, my wife got accosted on her way home from school drop-off and was asked if she knew the mum, lots of stuff like that (and six months ago they were contacted by police investigating phone hacking cos their number came up in files amongst the millions of others). Anyhow their attitude to the whole event was (1) the fox was just being a fox, kid probably shouldn't have put his arm down the hole but he was three, what can you do?, and (2) fuck off and report some real news and stop stalking our family.

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

This was them: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10363646

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

rabid gutterpress seeks similar quality in fluffy animal; must be carnivorous and willing to die by strychnine

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

8am this morning on the way to work a fox casually sauntering across the school field behind my house. looked pretty chill.

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

There was one preening itself on my parents' front lawn on Street View, but sadly it's been updated away.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

In the western USA (and beyond) our version of this is urban coyotes. I see them fairly often. They like to eat the local cats.

Aimless, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

we had some media hysteria a while back about foxes getting into people's houses and attacking them but i guess a coyote wd be a slightly more fearsome proposition

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

Slightly larger, same degree of intelligence, but not usually aggressive unless rabid.

Aimless, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

yeah i never really bought into the "foxes are out to get us" story either

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

you can't keep a good canid down.

Aimless, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

unban foxes

Aimless, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

They seem to have become much scarcer in London recently. Least I haven't been seeing nearly as many.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

I've had to deal with two dead ones in my garden in the last couple of years. Shovelling it into a bin bag and carrying through to the front for council collection = not very pleasant.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

can't you just get a vulture?

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

I've had to pick up a couple of dead foxes off our street and it's weird how they feel when rigor mortis has set in - really soft fur but as stiff as a board underneath.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

my area of London seems to have as many as ever but I also hear them making their freaky sounds through the night (are they fighting or in pain or is that just what they sound like when they want to vocalise things?) much more often than is usual.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

They're noisiest when they're mating and then they do all that weird otherworldly screeching and screaming, but that usually happens in Jan/Feb.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

just saw one in Baltimore the other night by the reservoir, running across 33rd street

I was teaching Chaucer's Nun's Priest's Tale today (based on Aesop fox story)

happy to have foxes on my mind and in my life

keep it up foxes

the tune was space, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

The kids named this one Edward, earlier in the summer:

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5441/9009813859_986ef3ff56_z.jpg

Hopefully not the one we dragged, lifeless, from under our patio bench a few weeks later.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

there's a small park near my house, cutting thru it tonight there was a great big fox sitting amongst the trees watching me pass by with complete chillness. 5 minutes later me and Joel are walking back thru the park and we realise there's not one but a pair of them, still unfazed by passing spectators. then they trot off into the undergrowth to presumably listen to some vulpine Barry White.

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link


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