Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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that last pic is actually kind of cute, but in a totally different way from her original cuteness! it's like she's nearing the end of some long, bizarre cuteness odyssey.

-- bernard snowy, Thursday, May 3, 2007 8:33 PM (3 days ago)

Is that why it says "Kurtz" on her hat?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

it is really not that bizarre for a 20 year old to get completely wasted and run around half naked

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

she's 21 though

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh. she needs to grow the fuck up and stop acting like a child, then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

I read that but I'm clueless about how much that is.

this is a large amount. i'm assuming she's buying this from decent sources though i could be making a v erroneous assumption considering who i'm talking about, but this would be around $400 or more from the high quality dealer i knew in nyc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

well it ain't like she's spending her money on clothes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not trying to imply she can't afford it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

we should send her some achewood comics

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

like, the todd flowchart one

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Cocaine Island?

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like she's running for mayor.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

The article that broke this story claims she gets most of her coke as gifts from friends. I wish my friends bought me $400 gifts (not coke).

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

well shit, now i have to return jessie's birthday present

― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

you most certainly do not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. the information bird and the ruining presents bird.

xtrap

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I had a drug dealer who did returns/exchanges.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aic.gov.au/publications/tandi2/tandi300-4.gif

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

7. jessie and the schef have the best birthdays ever

― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

neither of us will be 20 anymore, we need to act like adults and not have naked coke parties ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan is wolferine because 2.5 grams would require an epic healing factor to fix nose

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol not really true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

she must have a heart like a fucking ox too because i'd be in tachycardia for sure.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

only if you're a fattey

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i mean crap, if i have to run for the bus the morning after a bender i'm practically in v-fib.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

she has people to run to buses for her

― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

depending on the bender that happens to me just from locking my knees on the ride down the escalator

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

it's true i could stand to lose a few pounds tom, thanks for pointing that out. i'm a little paunchy, got the middle aged spread going. sitting on my ass at a desk all day, shoving donuts down my throat.

i'm a lard-ass.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm pretty sure that lindsay didn't like start out doing this 2.5 grams just right outta the box

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

lindsay's sucking up sale weight there

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

wait how much does a gram cost anyway?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

how come google can convert currencies but not drug street values?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

nice try, narc

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you ask archive.org

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

depends on the quality of what you are getting, where you get it, etc etc! jon be more specific in your inquiry.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

lol i was going to make a magic 8 ball joke about unclear question and then realized that'd be so ridiculous on this thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pinballrebel.com/game/pins/eightball/eightball2.jpg

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

the fonz's trashy redheaded gf's tits 8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

that girl's got some joe cameltoe

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

according to "word on the street" things are "drying up" in nyc and I've been told a 20% price hike

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

is on the way

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

HER NAME IS PINKY TUSCADERO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

beertap.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

4 real? that is lame cos it was pricey back when i lived there, i can't imagine wtf it costs now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Damn you Lindsay!

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/sprj.em03.the.wire/story.johnny.bubbles.jpg

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

maybe they'd be able to pass the savings on to the consumer if they cut it with store brand baby powder?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

jon no wonder your nose gets fucked up, if you are cutting shit with baby powder.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

wait, I never said my nose gets fucked up

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

you implied it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

just please don't cut it with speed, ok?

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I def had a bunch cut with speed and had bug hallucinations :/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

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