Worst TV adverts of the moment

We buy any car is the BEST advert of the moment you menkos.

the donk isn't big enough

https://www.media.mit.edu/resenv/classes/MAS963/history/korg_images/korg01doncamatic.gif

the donk isn't big enough

I will concede, but like Touch'n'Fresh they had to make some smooth out some of the rough edges for the mainstream.

Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige?

No mention of 'money for gold' on this thread = fail.

Thank YOU! fyi vagina.

Not sure whats better - vox pop numpties or this one with hard-up US celebs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRVzF9dBl7c

'Cause people out there turn their jewlry into gold

I wish someone would use Nico's "We've Got the Gold" in one of these give us yer jewellery adverts

It's lucky that Spandau Ballet have reformed, otherwise we'd have the treat of Tony Hadley saying "Send us your gold! (GOLD!!!)"

I did resist that one, E"B"A...

What's the advert where the woman says, "It's so quick and easy..." but every time it sounds EXACTLY like, "It's so frickin' easy..."?

New Cadbury Caramel posters are on some next level Furry shit btw.

http://vitalsignsblogging.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cadburys-caramel-pic.jpg

http://getsiobhanny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0_image_903.jpg

That is a rabbit. They are asking their customers to be sexually aroused by a rabbit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

If it's anything like the old ads, it's a rabbit with the voice of Miriam Margolyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

Yeah I know. Running a Furry-bait ad 10 years before the WWW took off is pretty ground-breaking.

It's like that bit in Wayne's World where Garth admits to being turned on by the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs dresses as a woman.

i thought halifax adverts had reached their nadir with howard. how wrong i was...

that new one with the "radio station"? I thought I was having some kind of turn, it's utterly grotesque.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhBnEV3ElvY

the worst thing about going home for xmas was watching TV adverts again for first time in ages

during the ad break after man u-leeds finished the first advert was a just for men advert that actually drew incredulous laughs from my friend and i

then that swiftcover advert turned up. along with an actually-funny walkers commercial. well, funny the first time. sort of.

free texts/supergroup mong definitely needs to lose a few limbs

oh josh. you tried to make something of your life. but all you ended up doing was irrationally enraging a few commuters. then they put you on tv. next you'll be leading a flashmob in one of london's major transport nodes at rush-hour. at which point they will send in the combine harvesters.

only death by wurzel will be sufficient for josh and his superband

iggy pop has nothing on Mr Go Compare

I thought this was going to be about the rollerskating evian babies. disappointed.

those are too uncanny-valley creepy to be anything but a strongly repressed memory

Oh god, the rollerskating babies are actually worse than the Halifax ad. Surely there was a point during the making of it, which would have involved dozens of people, where someone pointed out that it is terrifying rather than cuet?

I don't know, at least 150 000 weirdos seem to like them (minus the few who have probably joined for the purpose of spamming)

Was saying to a friend last night that what's creepiest about the Evian Babies advert is it feels like an advert that will be loved by people who love babies so much that they feel compelled to go out and steal one.

Then stick it on roller skates.

Camera. Fucking. Chow. Picture. Fucking. Wow.

GET OFF MY TV SCREEN YOU MOTHER.

Oh my word, I've saw that Halifax ad for the first time. Seriously fuck all these people, if they must piss our money away can't they have the dignity to do it away from the public gaze.

I would pay for a version of Lord Of The Rings with that Iggy puppet instead of Golum...

Pop: "Frodo you suck! Give me that goddamn Ring!"

"Stop! And just take a break/Before you blow a fuse"

dear Crunchy Nature Valley bars ad guys. I will find you, and I will gut you.

halifax have hit a new low with the "ISA ISA Baby" ad

BT Broadband ad that that doesn't even use the right Stereo MCs song as it's backing track - it uses "Step It Up" instead of "Connected".

Halifax are getting off on being obnoxious cunts at this point really

halifax have hit a new low with the "ISA ISA Baby" ad

see, I don't think this is quite as bad as the previous two. It's a dreadful shitty pun, but at least there's no reliance on "The Reward Horn" or unsettling fake arms for high-fivin' this time. Mercifully, it seems slightly shorter as well.

"Give me back that Filet o' Fish. Give me that fish"

'I think I'm going to need... more ties!'

Halifax are getting off on being obnoxious cunts at this point really

― Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:58 (2 hours ago) Bookmark
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That 'CASH MY GOLD' advert is really grating now, as are those ryvita minis ads where women are fighting over the food equivalent of cardboard.

Didn't think anything would upset my fangirl self more than seeing Iggy Pop in an insurance ad but I've just seen Benicio Del Toro in an awful advert for a brand new kind of magnum ice cream. It was bleak.

'I think I'm going to need... more ties!'

AARRGGHHHHH!!!!

WE BUY ANY CAR DOTCOM WE BUY ANY CAR WE BUY ANY CAR

I enjoy the infectious energy of that one.

the Five-Hour Energy "Fight the 2:30 Feeling" office douchebag: I WANT TO STAB HIS SMUG FACE

I have that reaction against the toothpaste ad.

It's been re-edited but still..

Follows lad from sliding down the bannister, to kiss from girl in class and so on. The way he turns to the camera and smugly smiles.etc..