DUDE THAT'S MY WHOLE STEEZ
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)
We call this "doing a Lovejoy"http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2009/01/29/lovejoy_cast_470_470x352.jpg
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)
Nah, Hammond's look is a million times worse
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)
Mine too, xpost.
However, Lovejoy "looks like 20" in what way exactly?
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)
Mark, you telling me you've got hair like Hammond - that's the worst part
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
trying to look like he's 20...
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
...not necessarily succeeding. At all.
hmm, I'll give you "30" but who looks twenty in that? Citation, or it's untrue...
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)
Lovejoy is classic, Hammond dud
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.keysalive.com/hammond.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)
^ nice legs
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)
Mark G posts "shame about the face" in 5...4...3...
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:03 (sixteen years ago)
"...shame about the bass... uh, pedals"
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:04 (sixteen years ago)
Not while "The Monks" are the band formed by US stationed army personnel that took raw protopunk formats to the Germans, and not two ex-Stawbs, I don't!
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)
shame about the fascia...
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
'lovejoy was ace' is the new 40 trying to look 20 btw
― you can have this tapdance here for free (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)
We buy any car is the BEST advert of the moment you menkos.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)
the donk isn't big enough
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.media.mit.edu/resenv/classes/MAS963/history/korg_images/korg01doncamatic.gif
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)
I will concede, but like Touch'n'Fresh they had to make some smooth out some of the rough edges for the mainstream.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)
Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)
No mention of 'money for gold' on this thread = fail.
― fyi vagina (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:51 (sixteen years ago)
Thank YOU! fyi vagina.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:52 (sixteen years ago)
Not sure whats better - vox pop numpties or this one with hard-up US celebs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRVzF9dBl7c
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)
'Cause people out there turn their jewlry into gold
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:58 (sixteen years ago)
I wish someone would use Nico's "We've Got the Gold" in one of these give us yer jewellery adverts
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)
It's lucky that Spandau Ballet have reformed, otherwise we'd have the treat of Tony Hadley saying "Send us your gold! (GOLD!!!)"
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)
I did resist that one, E"B"A...
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
What's the advert where the woman says, "It's so quick and easy..." but every time it sounds EXACTLY like, "It's so frickin' easy..."?
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)
New Cadbury Caramel posters are on some next level Furry shit btw.
http://vitalsignsblogging.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cadburys-caramel-pic.jpg
http://getsiobhanny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0_image_903.jpg
That is a rabbit. They are asking their customers to be sexually aroused by a rabbit. What the fuck is wrong with people?
― Geir Hypothesis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
If it's anything like the old ads, it's a rabbit with the voice of Miriam Margolyes.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah I know. Running a Furry-bait ad 10 years before the WWW took off is pretty ground-breaking.
― Geir Hypothesis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
It's like that bit in Wayne's World where Garth admits to being turned on by the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs dresses as a woman.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
i thought halifax adverts had reached their nadir with howard. how wrong i was...
― koogs, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)
that new one with the "radio station"? I thought I was having some kind of turn, it's utterly grotesque.
― Bill A, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhBnEV3ElvY
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
the worst thing about going home for xmas was watching TV adverts again for first time in ages
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:32 (sixteen years ago)
during the ad break after man u-leeds finished the first advert was a just for men advert that actually drew incredulous laughs from my friend and i
then that swiftcover advert turned up. along with an actually-funny walkers commercial. well, funny the first time. sort of.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
free texts/supergroup mong definitely needs to lose a few limbs
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
oh josh. you tried to make something of your life. but all you ended up doing was irrationally enraging a few commuters. then they put you on tv. next you'll be leading a flashmob in one of london's major transport nodes at rush-hour. at which point they will send in the combine harvesters.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:43 (sixteen years ago)
only death by wurzel will be sufficient for josh and his superband
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:44 (sixteen years ago)
iggy pop has nothing on Mr Go Compare
― koogs, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 14:34 (sixteen years ago)
I thought this was going to be about the rollerskating evian babies. disappointed.
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 14:37 (sixteen years ago)
those are too uncanny-valley creepy to be anything but a strongly repressed memory
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
Oh god, the rollerskating babies are actually worse than the Halifax ad. Surely there was a point during the making of it, which would have involved dozens of people, where someone pointed out that it is terrifying rather than cuet?
― Bill A, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
I don't know, at least 150 000 weirdos seem to like them (minus the few who have probably joined for the purpose of spamming)
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
Was saying to a friend last night that what's creepiest about the Evian Babies advert is it feels like an advert that will be loved by people who love babies so much that they feel compelled to go out and steal one.
Then stick it on roller skates.
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)
Camera. Fucking. Chow. Picture. Fucking. Wow.
GET OFF MY TV SCREEN YOU MOTHER.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)
Oh my word, I've saw that Halifax ad for the first time. Seriously fuck all these people, if they must piss our money away can't they have the dignity to do it away from the public gaze.
― Bing Crosby, are you listening? (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)