so not gonna happen

Takin' the party bus to the prom...

OMG!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB4027-751739.jpg
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2080-739387.jpg

Best site ever!

there is nothing rong with orange jersey dude's gf in prombus.jpg

except for her being with orange jersey dude

Oh fuck it, do you SEE the blue eyeshadow on the girl on the far right? And the salon-set prom hair? Those girls are about as Jersey Italian as it gets, in the worst subcultural sense.

bbbbut the eyeshadow matches her dress!!!

i think grady has something with the 'this needs to go public' idea. too bad diehliniraq no longer lives.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5374/herotu2.jpg

hay guys...

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/gunit.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(first of the diehliniraq pictures to get posted, and the only one archive.org has)

if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay

wau

shit man, they've lifted his beer.

too many emotions to speak right now

Some people's beauty standards really ARE astounding.

The girl on the right has some kind of mini black hole somewhere around the bridge of her nose which is sucking all her facial features in towards it.

Grady, you pimp.

She has also switched from a can to a pint glass. It looks like her beverage is kinda murky and brown. What's she drinking?

we have come full circle.

MARK C OTM

also, she has removed her jacket.

Do you guys not think she is probably Patty? Or has that already been discussed?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=49345947

pretty sure her name is Laurel, and that she's not from DH. where did u find that?

The guy in the middle is Mr. Hooters-T.

I like to think that Hooters-tee guy ended up dismembered in the trash bag beside the bed.

well, remy bean just bummed my trip.

pretty sure her name is Laurel, and that she's not from DH. where did u find that?

She had made a comment on Diehl's myspace, and I thought it looked a bit like the chick on the right in the original photo so I added her on myspace and waited for her to add me back.

http://a269.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_0fa98f3954e295dd02166ce85b935a3c.jpg

oooh, sophisti-bitch

yo griff

if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay

hahahahaha

OTFMB

(i was kidding around, shhh).

She had made a comment on Diehl's myspace, and I thought it looked a bit like the chick on the right in the original photo so I added her on myspace and waited for her to add me back.

lolololololol

glad i'm not the only one.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8992/db5101775223vv4.jpg

this pic needs to be titled, "U GONNA GET RAPED BY MELANOMA"

Am I naive, but who the fuck thinks that such a look is attractive? Can't they count the sniggers which must outweigh the amount of "OMG HEZ A COOTIE! TEEHEEE" writings on the toilet door?

What...

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S SKIN?

I would hope, in a way, it's a skin disease so his parents realize he's not the idiot he really is.

Does that make sense?

But then what about the hair? Permanently frozen due to shock?

i've seen dudes with hair like that -- i would, since i live in northern new jersey & the NY metro area is, like, ground-zero for that kinda shit.

i've NEVER seen that kind of oompa-loompaish orange skin, not on a young guy anyway -- i've seen some older women who look almost that orangeish, though.

In Japan it wasn't that uncommon for a while. It was almost that orange, but not quite. Still looked quite daft.

besides oompa-loompas, mr. lobster-skin also looks like this fellow:

http://www.pirate-king.com/images/palywoschmiser2.jpg

never mind my bandwidth-thievery -- here is what he looks like:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/palywoschmiser2.jpg

bill clinton?

I wonder if Mr Pink laughs at the guy on the right for being so pale.

Dear Jesus,

Please never ever let this thread die.

Thanks.

this pic needs to be titled, "U GONNA GET RAPED BY MELANOMA"

Why, have studies linked tan-in-a-can to melanoma?

Where is that Eisbaer? It can ONLY be North Jersey or Long Island (or maybe Staten Island?)

mods- plz delete all posts about guidos on this thread thanks.

i can't decide whether the dude in back tanned himself to look more like snoop or wore the old man suit to look more like joe dimaggio. ok delete away thx u been a grate crowd.

Heat miser!

Eisbaer OTM