Favorite poster from NR's "The Corner"

http://www.newcriterion.com/images/biopics/jn.gif

i need to be on record, again, as being kind of skeeved out by all the grody fat joeks etc directed at k-lo and her body...

but you know what, fuck it, WHAT IS THE DEAL with all these women who i'd bet dollars to donuts have NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A MAN are so het up against gay marriage, or gay existence more to the point??

virgin-americans can stfu about anybody else's bodily life imo

I dunno about you, but I'm offended when disheveled people tell me that I'm morally repugnant.

i suddenly feel kind of skeeved too tbh
as much as i hate k-lo and think she is an idiot

i mean they let nordlinger walk around without makeup looking bald too but no one cares

yeah c'mon you guys her views are so nasty and batshit and insane what's the big deal?

with all these women who i'd bet dollars to donuts have NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A MAN are so het up against gay marriage, or gay existence more to the point??

dollars to donuts, K-Lo probably prefers donuts over sex

bald jokes are harder; fat jokes are easy. and we have someone like Alfred on staff who takes the jokes to a new level of dog lickery

In fairness, I would feel worried about anyone who read a sentence about K-Lo licking peanut butter off of her body and DIDN'T feel skeeved. It almost has nothing to do with K-Lo herself and everything to do with that act being inherently gross, so putting it on top of already-evident K-Lo hate magnifies the awfulness all around.

also I'd never seen a picture of Nordlinger before and now that I have about a million child molester jokes came to mind

like he seriously looks like the type of dude who would put a naked eight-year-old on a hoagie and just go to town

The problem isn't her obesity or her purple nail polish: it's that K-Lo is an amateur who isn't even very good at articulating her batshit positions.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_T_Ha557DhV0/SVk_4Y-1o0I/AAAAAAAACEU/2veOb07c1fA/DSC06214.JPG

Don't worry about Nordlinger, Michael Ironside is about to make his head explode.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/scanners3.jpg

i dislike smugness on both sides of the political spectrum tbh but there's something about the smugness that attends race-baiting, xenophobia, homophobia, war-mongering, and a lack of care for those less fortunate that is 100x worse than the smugness that comes with telling people you're right about the environment being a major concern and major corporations being evil much of the time.

(I do wonder how much just being nice to someone can affect their political viewpoint sometimes; like, if someone was just nice to these people would they be more open to more liberal viewpoints? And vice versa; if people were nicer about economic conservatism, would it come across as negatively as it does? btw social conservatism enforced on me is a total no-go so fuck off with this shit, I don't care how nice you are to me)

(lol I answered my own aside, huh)

i dislike maggie gallagher more because she is a good deal more fanatical and less pathetic-sounding than k-lo

i didn't wanna make this a serious thing but goole and suzy started it. i totally lol at this stuff too but i hate pretending it's justified by how awful she is.

the sexism, i mean

how nice were the sf gay community reps to buju banton?

The problem isn't her obesity or her purple nail polish: it's that K-Lo is an amateur who isn't even very good at articulating her batshit positions.

― lihaperäpukamat (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 28, 2009 1:52 PM (9 minutes ago)

i mean if that was true then why say anything about her being obese. not saying i'm not a fattist ever but you're lying to yourself imo

Religious right leaders have said that it was Reagan's care and attention that won them to the GOP; Big Bush notoriously blew them off and voilà 1992.

i dislike maggie gallagher more because she is a good deal more fanatical and less pathetic-sounding than k-lo

And she seems to be taken more seriously? I have heard her interviewed on shows like Talk of the Nation, whereas K-lo seems to be written off.

I made no fat jokes! I said her hair looked like it'd been licked by a dog and she wore no makeup, both of which are self-evidently true.

i can see your point harbl-- if i had a blog or a radio show i would never ever say the things about J-Lo that i say on this thread. i'm not saying this to justify my sexism or whatever, i'm just a guy who wants to lol at an idiot on the internet

xpost nah i'm just saying in general! nevermind though. i like this thread.

i think k-lo's opinions are too run of the mill right wing or something, she's just sort of a bland talking head. maggie g. is a frothing-at-the-mouth bigot w/r/t a specific cause.

just want some honesty, is all

you said the rest of the NRO staff "lets her walk around" as such, ehh little over the line imo.

fellas need to put the ugly broad on a leash amirite!

xps

LOL am a dab hand with the fatteh jokes myself sometimes but I do try to limit them to being about my dad's evil widow Planet I mean Janet. Sometimes there's nothing else that works on a 250-pound meanie who bullies old people until they die.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DvFo_2oHvag/Sb-r_EOxD0I/AAAAAAAAAF8/5Qszh1f_C8E/s320/Van-Morrison.jpg

^^^my dad had so much van m at his funeral so am LOLLING

"i need to be on record, again, as being kind of skeeved out by all the grody fat joeks etc directed at k-lo and her body..."

yeah ditto, she isn't awful cuz she's fat, she's awful cuz she's awful

yes.

I like to think the awfulness in her soul has deformed her.

The K-Lo mockery is more about her being an ugly slob than fat, really.

thank god that's settled then

she isn't awful cuz she's an ugly slob, she's awful cuz she's awful.

is that better

well it's more that she's so awful that ppl don't feel particularly concerned about not hurting her feelings

ergo she's a "safe" target for everyone to project their "-ists" onto

yes, exactly, but i don't care about her feelings either. i just wish not to be an -ist tbh.

What a liberal.

ugh sigh

ugh sigh

New ILE board description?

go for it

generally speaking, saying mean disparaging shit about one particular person doesn't really make you an "-ist", is the thing

it makes you not very nice but it's not like you are then extrapolating that into a sweeping generalization about a wide variety of people

that's not what anyone said though!

The comments about her were characterized as misogynist. I disagree; they are too focused and specific to be misogynist.

Does K-Lo ever make fun of Gore for being obese? Cause that would be lol.

thread killed faster then k-lo finishes a steak imo

yeah and too bad we can't apply her strategy for making anything better to this thread (pouring hot fudge on it)