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or maybe it was, but i don't remember it.

can someone remind me of the good bits?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't catch any :(

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

what about the bad bits? maybe i'll remember those?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

There were naked people jiggling their bits about at the end of the show.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

we were asked to feel sorry for lily allen.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

She was at that thing too.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

I had a dream the other night that Russell Brand was going to be the first Englishman to go to the moon and I had been sent to interview him for a major newspaper. However, I ended up inadvertantly offending his twin 11 year-old sons and the interview was called off.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like your dream was funnier than the show

― Tad Sneery (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

unusually sane piece

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

unusually sane

keeps a cat, which for a vegetarian is like Wilberforce keeping a cannibal slave.

― DavidM* (unreal), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

I have always heard of this Germaine Greer person but never knew that much about her. I think that piece is grebt and hilarious. It also gives me the unmistakable impression that she quite fancies him.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

The question is, did she actually marry George Lazenby but has kept quiet about it?

Sounds also like she wants to give Mick Farren a second chance. He's been on ILx you know.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

laughed far too much at him on CBB's BM last night.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

why still with the guilt?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

not guilt

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

The question is, did she actually marry George Lazenby but has kept quiet about it?

Worried that if people found out she would be murdered in a drive-by shooting like what happened to Diana Rigg, obv.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

And shot by Telly Savalas as well!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

My work colleague upset me by claiming that Diana Rigg is full of herself and a real cow in real life. Can anyone confirm?

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

well, did it make you cry?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

Only time I've ever seen Rigg in real life is when she played the lead in Ted Hughes' adaptation of Phedre at the Aldwych. Didn't appear full of herself or of a notably bovine nature.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Who George Lazenby did eventually marry is possibly more unlikely than if he'd hooked up with with GG. (Not Allin). Pam Shriver!

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

I do hope that Mick Farren actually gets confused between Germaine Greer and Pam Shriver.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

hes still funny doing big brothers big mouth. everything else he does, i can do without it. he does love himself a bit too much though, i saw his amnesty ad on the london underground and despite the cause, it just smacked of what germaine greer was talking about when he didnt seem to get it was a bit of a joke when he was asked about being too handsome.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I do hope that Mick Farren actually gets confused between Germaine Greer and Pam Shriver.

And Pam Grier.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

That could hold the key to the whole misunderstanding!

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Russell Brand's Ponderland on Channel 4 has been the funniest thing on TV for a long, long time.

― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

^ban

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

In Bed With MeDinner for 15-year-old girls

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

In Bed With MeDinner ~~for 15-year-old girls~~ with jokes.

― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

In Bed With MeDinner > all other comedy of the past 20 years.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck me, I must've been watching something else then.

― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/HarryHillsmallerrordiffusion.gif

― The Wayward Johnny B, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

i have been enjoying it too (as i mentioned elsewhere, and to my surprise) and had spotted the similarity to medinner (the public information films, for instance).

i like that he is not afraid to mock himself - he showed footage of his arrest, his clip from the bill, and him singing along with hammers fans (whilst recounting the stories behind them all). he does strike me as a cross between ross noble and noel fielding.

― koogs, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

RUSSELL BRAND has always hero-worshipped MORRISSEY - and now his dreams have come true with an invite to be in his idol’s next promo.

Russell told me: “I’m off to LA to be in Morrissey’s video for a couple of days - mad, isn’t it?”

Not at all, Russell. At least you won’t c*** it up like the numbskull from the NME.

Russell’s also making a documentary on the ex-SMITHS star - a nerve-wracking gig keeping the Manc misery-guts happy.

It’s a task that would definitely cause the dinkle to shrink in fear.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

fyi i was smoking crack in 2006

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Brand and Moz can talk about Celebrity Big Brother 2007 together.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

oscar brand

― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 December 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

i like the programme he does on more 4 at the moment. his anecdote about trying to ask out one of the williams sisters was really funny (and endearing, just cos hes so honest).

― mr x, Thursday, 20 December 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

Charlie Brooker had a piece defending him in the last Guardian guide (which opened with Brooker admitting that all his friends were egging him on to tear into Brand when they heard he was writing a column on him).

I still haven't LOL'd at any Russell Brand, though. I can appreciate that he's clearly very clever (did Dennis Miller ever make it to the UK? Miller is a reference point for Brand, which is... not a good thing), and his redemption tale is impressive, but no laffs for me.

― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

I can appreciate that he's clearly very clever

Not that clearly

― Tom D., Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

No, I guess you're right, but I think even detractors can admit he's pretty quick.

― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

TV Burp > Ponderland > TV Offal >>>>>>> In Bed With FattyUnfunnyMoreLike

― DavidM, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

No, I guess you're right, but I think even detractors can admit he's pretty quick.

-- Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:48 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

WAU

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Care to share some examples of Brand adlibs, SS?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't seem too quick on "Have I Got News..."

― Tom D., Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7508863.stm

Loathe as I am to cite the 'you wouldn't think it was funny if it was your family being attacked, Mr Brand' but...

― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 10:16 (seventeen years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about sports jerseys and shit

http://www.coloradocrush.com/resources/img/news/Russell-%20large.jpg

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:15 (seventeen years ago)

loath

― conrad, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)

I hear there's an Northampton ILX poster who looks like an unsuccessful rapist. Maybe I should call the police.

― Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

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