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is this a discussion or a jizz cousin?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(worst attempt at alliteration ever shocker)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf omg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

alliteration?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

well, one way, jess, to improve your chances of meeting girls is to not waste time making a mashup album out of jay-z and, um, guided by voices or something like that, for starters.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

see i told you you should have danced with a pole.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"look! i even put a filter on jay-z's voice to make it sound like he was recorded on four-track cassette, to fuse it with pollard's genius. in fact, i'm starting to appreciate hip hop as a result!" should not be your way to introduce yourself to a girl.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Never slack album in your macking

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

FEEEEEEEEEELIN ON YOUR BOOTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

so your saying i should bag my huggy bear/black album mashup?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, and memorize the lyrics to one of these songs while you stroll your sexy manstuff on the streets... you just have to guess which one.

http://www.batmanrecords.com.au/images/queen.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

the way to introduce oneself to a girl is to say "hello darling, I have food everywhere, just like the party was catered".

Obviously.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"baby ever since the doctor pulled me out of the womb and spanked me i knew we were meant to be together"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Then you ask for complete sensory overload sexual depravity.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

.. all over the food.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar, mr. donnie lyle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

so should i drink more, or go to bed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

both

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

drinking in bed is a bad idea i've found

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

just keep your chin above sheet level

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think you really found it, jess. It was there when you got to it.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, that's kind of what "found" means! Someone else make the jokes.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

tep clearly you're either not drinking enough or too much

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm worried that Cozen may have drowned in the bath.

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all pills, all pills. I'm too scared of hangover pain to risk more than a drink these days.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

COZEN! NOOOOO!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

should I change out of my pajamas before I start drinking?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i'm just gonna sip on my syrup for a while here

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

change into what? a leopard?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That implies rainy is currently her own pajamas, doesn't it?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

are you flirting with me?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

who, me? Or Tep?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm...not sure.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I know I'm not my pajamas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i've hit the "confused ape" stage of this evening

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

But whose back will you pick delicious fleas off?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hopefully one that has a vagina but i'm not picky

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The gorilla has a unimale social system and a polygynous mating system. The basic group is composed of one mature silver-back male (the leader of the group), one subadult or black-back male (about 8 to 12 years old), three adult females, and two to three young (less than 8 years old) (Estes, 1991). Both males and females emigrate from their natal troop (Estes, 1991). When females leave they travel a long distance from their natal troop and either join a lone silver-back male or a group with only a few females (Estes, 1991). Females may emigrate to avoid inbreeding because when she reaches sexual maturity the silver-back male is most likely her father (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). There is a hierarchy amongst the females within the group, and a female’s rank is passed on to her offspring (Estes, 1991). The female’s rank is based upon when she became a member of the group, so the first female a lone silver-back makes part of his group would be the highest ranking female (Estes, 1991). High rank allows that female and her offspring to be closer to the silver-back male, and this could decrease the risk of predation (Estes, 1991). Grooming occurs between the silver-back and the adult females and the juveniles and the silver-back and between juveniles (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). Males will only stay in their natal group if they are likely to be able to mate with females (Estes, 1991). This occurs if the silver-back male is old and is ready to die soon, the son will inherit the group (Estes, 1991).

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

can people eat gorilla?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

can people eat gorilla?

The various paraphilias, including oral sex, have been observed among nonhuman primates and other animals.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the cut of your jib

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

a couple of weeks ago a gorilla busted out of the zoo here and tried to eat a three-yr-old so I assume it goes both ways.

earlier I was sitting out in front of my apartment waiting for my friend and some cracked out dude came up and tried to holla. he asked me if I was going to investigate the gorilla. Apparently 'gorilla' lines work for some guys.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan909: I WILL EAT ME A GORILLA
Ronan909: OOO AAAH OOOO
Dubplatestyle: MAKE MONKEY FACE
Ronan909: WIND UP GO DOWN SLOWOO

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

DO DE PON DE RIVER

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he be screamin WHERES MY GIRL

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

SHOW DEM DA FUCK U SIGN

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://webhome.idirect.com/~latrell/graphics/gorilla.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey ladeez"
"hi ELEPHANT MAN"
"where you from ladeez?"
"we come from tokyo, japan"
"what you doin in jamaica ladeez"
"we come to jamaica to meet the big dancehall star"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only one who instantly thought of the Dizzee Rascal line after looking at that pic?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.giantesszone.com/catalog/comp7/sxgorrila.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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