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― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Crepey.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm imagining Barack stopping to touch his nipples as he wrote that.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
"hey"?
be slightly more presidential pls
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i got that email too
― deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh boo no Obama spam for me. But I did get this one:
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― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
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― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Still haven't heard back from Ross yet...
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
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solo album title
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it's already an Of Montreal song.
― jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
ONE HUNDRED MILLION
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah but it's pounds, I want real money or at least euros.
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Um... you know the USD/pounds exchange rate these days, right?
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
WHY YOU BRAKE FUNNY
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I just looked it up. One pound is two dollars and four cents.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
ok it wasn't that funny
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― KitCat, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
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― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
This got a good reaction from the faggy thread, so here it is for the general (Chicago) population
Last night I hooked up with this guy http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/chi-mxa0926eatcovertexassep26,0,7203650.story and together we fondled a Lutheran minster's privates.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
You hooked up with a slab of brisket?
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
^i would
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"this guy" = the guy who wrote that article?
― jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I FUCKED A PIECE OF BRISKET AND IT FELT GOOOOOOOOOD!!
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesse, I am so happy you exist.
A minister! Score!
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
He's related to the mayor.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait. The food and wine critic is, not the minister.
me: here i am why does your head hurt? what did you do last night?
Jesse: drank fucked a dude touched a minister
me: where?
Jesse: his dick and balls
me: NO you ahole - where did you drink?
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
You will all be thrilled to know that I have developed a painful and noticeable zit on my face.
And thus the universe achieves balance.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
eeew sick gross why do you talk about it new thread plz etc
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh Jenny....
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes?
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Why do you quote our private, intimate conversations?
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
me: you are not going to bike to work
Jesse: wht? yes i am! i wouldn't i? i have before i will again
me: it's too far you'll never make it they're all gonna laugh at you
Jesse: you're a dumb, dumb cunt
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i was just going to quote this too! except for that last part.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hey, in case anyone's considering this, I'm probably going to the Wire Festival @ Empty Bottle tonight and Sunday. I've only been to Danny's once, but I thought it was a cool place. Doesn't sound like people are going anymore though. How bout tomorrow night?
― stingy, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i think we should set up a sing operation with ross the bikedick. perhaps we could get jordan's skiing accountants on him or something?
― colette, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
p.s. jesse, don't believe him, size does matter. but why do i suspect you know that already?
i gots new guitar
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm still waiting for the bastard to write back.
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
this afternoon:
sell old guitar to dude for asking price after like 5 minutes of inspection + 2 veggie dogs with everything and sauerkraut but minus tomatos, cream soda at Hot Doug's + go to chicago music exchange and buy new guitar = awesome
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
This is the most expensive guitar I've ever owned, but I think it may have been the cheapest guitar that CME had for sale.
What'd you get?
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I took some liberties with the truth...but all in the name of ruining Ross's sanity.
From my friend who is a bike mechanic:
jesse, don't believe him, the size of the bike totally matters! unless you want to rail your crotch when you are not on the seat, get a bike that fits you. and there is NO WAY to "adjust" the height of the bike's frame without maybe welding it.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Congratulations on the guitar!
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
HEY Let's go buy some candy: http://www.dulcelandia.com/en/
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
yet another stop on the ro-pa culinary tour!
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.dulcelandia.com/images/products/449a52ebbce043b7bcead06a223c3510.jpg
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
pics of guitar? or link?
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link