Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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you should not have a bar of any girl who would reply to a letter like that.

not even if she makes you bar up??

beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

I have 1 pic in my okcupid profile with a guitar hero guitar
I have 3 pics in my okcupid profile with stuffed animals (one is a plush lorax, one is a slime, and the other is that new one with platypuses and what not)

also, male or female, when people don't have a picture of themselves as their myspace/facebook/okcupid, I immediately assume that they're self-conscious about their looks.

― iatee, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)

xp

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)

I'm actually a real sensitive cuddly person in real life and not self conscious about those pics :/
the only reason I felt the need to defend my manliness is because I thought chicks wouldnt understand how a guy could have so many stuffed animal pics without being a fag or furry

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.burravoe.shetland.sch.uk/news/images/glovepuppets002.jpg

estela, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

not self conscious about those pics :/

I felt the need to defend my manliness

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

are stuffed animals a gay thing? wouldn't have thought so tbh

i have a plush hedgehog on my desk at work and a bad badtz maru one at home

would pose with them but not put them in OKC profile

any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^ gay

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

ok i will put them in OKC profile

any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

esoj I expect a spirited defense of your manliness

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

without being a fag

man, are you a catch or what!

Ivan, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

if i saw a picture of a dude posing with stuffed animals on a dating site or a similar context that tends to lead to snap judgments about people - I'd think furry or pedophile, sorry.

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

^^ or adult baby.

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2479/leoaa.jpg

bamcquern, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

I wrote another letter to that girl
Subject: my first letter must have come off REALLY stupid

I reread it and the only two things that weren't a mistake were "hello" and "please right back"

I wont write to you anymore

sorry for umm sending you stupid letters

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

dude are you doing this for our amusement or what

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

my manliness is not in question

my gayness on the other hand

any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

this poor girl

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

dating sites suck for unique people

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

:'-(

i make girls cringe

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)

please right back is pretty stupid

tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)

homer simpson is pretty stupid

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

you cant be a real person, can you???????

homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

he gets laid tho

xp

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not a virgin

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

are you gay?

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

Homer J. Simpson is not a real human.

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

you're not unique though. like a lot of guys say creepy, homophobic things to people. it's not good.

harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

dating sites suck for unique crepey people

beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

so do vacuum cleaners

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

hey now

beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

vacuum cleaners suck for everyone - unless they are broken.

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

no I don't think that actually works :(

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

I have never tried tho cause it would be kinda homo

unless it was a pink vacuum cleaner or something

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.henryvacuumcleaner.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Numatic-HET200-Hetty-Vacuum-Cleaner-Pink.jpg

any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)

like this one?

http://startupblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dyson-vacuum.jpg

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.totalofficesupplies.co.uk/catalog/images/713787.jpg

look at that saucy little devil

any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)

wow it's even called 'hetty'!!!

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)

I would like to date someone, but... I can't bring myself to sign up for OkCupid. there's gotta be a better way!

ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

have you heard of hetty, ian

iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

I think I need to make changes in how I come off on dating websites.

I don't think I come off anywhere near as weird in real life or else I wouldn't be getting laid

But the idea of not being able to explain who I am on a website is making me sick so I'm leaving ILX for good

I'm not a creep in real life
Some people do act funnily stupid like Homer in real life

I hope for my sake that my friends, family and future coworkers will never find these posts

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7112/goodbye.jpg

goodbye

What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

damn - the smile on that vacuum.

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)

waht

homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)

aw

Maria, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

hetty!!!!!

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

hey wait lorax, just cuz you're inexplicable doesn't mean you have to leave!!

ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN THE FUCKING LORAX WENT TO HIDE BECAUSE THE WORLD WAS POLLUTED :(

ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

we were having a bit too much fun at his expense.

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

okay i am off to do my radio show now.
which, incidentally, is not a good way to meet girls.

ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

hetty is here to clean up this polluted world

any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

xp ian - what station?

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)


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