Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

wow this thread got legendary!

posing like you're repairing the vacuum might be a good look, as long as you're not showing bad plumber's crack and wearing clean underwear.

these girls are trying to trick you lorax so you will never get laid. beer picture is where it's at, trust me.

question: can you clearly see your tattoos in the beer picture photo?

I have 1 pic in my okcupid profile with a guitar hero guitar
I have 3 pics in my okcupid profile with stuffed animals (one is a plush lorax, one is a slime, and the other is that new one with platypuses and what not)
I don't own many pictures of myself but I happened to really like the way those pics turned out

Lorax I am gonna keep talking about when I was 15/16 because sincerely I think it may be helpful! The big thing I had not realised then was that a lot of the time I thought about some girl: "Oh, she is in my attractiveness bracket". Or about another: "Oh, she's a league below me". And these appraisals were basically correct!

But the big thing I had not realised was that because I was an insane virgin who had never kissed a girl, Girl#1 was totally out of my league! And that the only way this would ever change is if I learnt how to talk to Girl#2, who tbh I'd be lucky to get interested!

IDK, this probably isn't the thread for this.

you should not have a bar of any girl who would reply to a letter like that.

not even if she makes you bar up??

I have 1 pic in my okcupid profile with a guitar hero guitar
I have 3 pics in my okcupid profile with stuffed animals (one is a plush lorax, one is a slime, and the other is that new one with platypuses and what not)

also, male or female, when people don't have a picture of themselves as their myspace/facebook/okcupid, I immediately assume that they're self-conscious about their looks.

― iatee, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)

xp

I'm actually a real sensitive cuddly person in real life and not self conscious about those pics :/
the only reason I felt the need to defend my manliness is because I thought chicks wouldnt understand how a guy could have so many stuffed animal pics without being a fag or furry

http://www.burravoe.shetland.sch.uk/news/images/glovepuppets002.jpg

not self conscious about those pics :/

I felt the need to defend my manliness

are stuffed animals a gay thing? wouldn't have thought so tbh

i have a plush hedgehog on my desk at work and a bad badtz maru one at home

would pose with them but not put them in OKC profile

^^^^^ gay

ok i will put them in OKC profile

esoj I expect a spirited defense of your manliness

without being a fag

man, are you a catch or what!

if i saw a picture of a dude posing with stuffed animals on a dating site or a similar context that tends to lead to snap judgments about people - I'd think furry or pedophile, sorry.

^^ or adult baby.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2479/leoaa.jpg

I wrote another letter to that girl
Subject: my first letter must have come off REALLY stupid

I reread it and the only two things that weren't a mistake were "hello" and "please right back"

I wont write to you anymore

sorry for umm sending you stupid letters

dude are you doing this for our amusement or what

my manliness is not in question

my gayness on the other hand

this poor girl

dating sites suck for unique people

:'-(

i make girls cringe

please right back is pretty stupid

homer simpson is pretty stupid

you cant be a real person, can you???????

he gets laid tho

xp

I'm not a virgin

are you gay?

Homer J. Simpson is not a real human.

you're not unique though. like a lot of guys say creepy, homophobic things to people. it's not good.

dating sites suck for unique crepey people

so do vacuum cleaners

hey now

vacuum cleaners suck for everyone - unless they are broken.

no I don't think that actually works :(

I have never tried tho cause it would be kinda homo

unless it was a pink vacuum cleaner or something

http://www.henryvacuumcleaner.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Numatic-HET200-Hetty-Vacuum-Cleaner-Pink.jpg

like this one?

http://startupblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dyson-vacuum.jpg

https://www.totalofficesupplies.co.uk/catalog/images/713787.jpg

look at that saucy little devil

wow it's even called 'hetty'!!!

I would like to date someone, but... I can't bring myself to sign up for OkCupid. there's gotta be a better way!

have you heard of hetty, ian

I think I need to make changes in how I come off on dating websites.

I don't think I come off anywhere near as weird in real life or else I wouldn't be getting laid

But the idea of not being able to explain who I am on a website is making me sick so I'm leaving ILX for good

I'm not a creep in real life
Some people do act funnily stupid like Homer in real life

I hope for my sake that my friends, family and future coworkers will never find these posts

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7112/goodbye.jpg

goodbye

damn - the smile on that vacuum.

waht

aw

hetty!!!!!

hey wait lorax, just cuz you're inexplicable doesn't mean you have to leave!!