Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

the only non off-putting parts are "hello" and "please write back" tbh.

yes i am trying to be constructive because i feel bad for the recipient tbqh

avoid "interesting" lines of questioning imo

you should not have a bar of any girl who would reply to a letter like that.

constructive = not saying what i would like to say which is more omgwtf

I mean, an ideal girl for me would be one who doesn't get offended when I write a stupid letter. she would be laid back but even if I wanted an ideal girl I suppose I should make my intro letters way less stupid

trust me you don't want a girl who wouldn't see anything wrong with that letter
sorry

^^ lol! but we're both sockpuppets, so don't mind us. Keep it up!

i think that's what estela said but i don't know what "have a bar" means haha

the only non off-putting parts are "hello" and "please write back" tbh.

tbh the "please write back" seems a little desperate and sad and thus off-putting imo.

it means tolerate in strine

xpost

xxp - i was trying to be constructive.

think it's something about lawyering
xpost

why does a guy who sends messages to girls on dating sites have to reassure her of how hetero and 100% male he is, unless he's totally gay or only like 86% male

yeah, that's creepy. aside from ethnicity, avoid generalizations about "girls like you" and defending your masculinity.

it's one thing to be defensive about your heterosexuality if like...someone is questioning it? but to introduce yourself to a stranger with "NO HOMO"...

tho it's kinda impressive that you managed to perv on a girl and make me question your heterosxuality at the same time.

he has 4/5 of a penis.

harbl beat me by 37 seconds

Lorax you're setting yourself up here dude

4/5" xpost

pretty sure he enjoys it on some level abbott...it's win-win

i enjoy it on a level too, it's like being able to stop and give a speech to a guy on the street who has just whistled at you

captain lorax's letter was sooooo written by shiroibasketshoes

trust me you don't want a girl who wouldn't see anything wrong with that letter
sorry
― harbl, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:18 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

my ideal girl would see the things that are wrong in general and not be soo off-put by them. she would be laid back enough to dismiss little mistakes.

yeah that letter was bad, but that's what I get when I try to show off my whole personality. some of it is stupid. some of it has to defend manliness. these are things I thought girls learn to look past (but yeah, not in an initial letter)

more hetero than the average guy

this made me read the whole letter again in a Yogi Bear voice

lorax = amazing sock

ts: "little mistakes" v. "personality defects"

if 'has to defend manliness' is part of your personality, you should consider trying to change that part of your personality

Showing off my god honest self is a mistake for inital letters

that goes for anybody tbh

I only had to defend it because my picture has stuffed animals - what would another guy do if he had stuffed animals in his profile pic?

admit he was a weirdo?

dude if it makes you feel defensive use another picture. you don't HAVE to.

not bring attention to them imo

well, most guys who have to constantly defend their manliness would probably replace the stuffed animals w/ a picture of themselves in an affliction t-shirt

why are there stuffed animals in your profile pic? are you a furry?

I LIKE THAT PICTURE :(
see the wdyll october post

can furries be manly?

also, male or female, when people don't have a picture of themselves as their myspace/facebook/okcupid, I immediately assume that they're self-conscious about their looks.

okay, note to self - don't draw attention to the stuffed animal pic even if I like it

i saw two kinda manly dudes the other day driving in a car with a "YIFF" bumper sticker.

they should make affliction shirts that say NO HOMO in Fraktur

also consider putting up a picture of you drinking beer / a bottle of hard liquor

maybe pose with a power tool, but not a household appliance.

the picture of me holding a beer also has me holding a guitar hero guitar

women are into housework though, a vacuum could be ok

perfect, make that your profile pic

wow this thread got legendary!

posing like you're repairing the vacuum might be a good look, as long as you're not showing bad plumber's crack and wearing clean underwear.