Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

ok stupid cupid

also

ug my problem is that I listed that I wanted new friends on OK CUPID but I only did that because some girls don't want to date someone unless they become friends first...

made it seem like you listed that you only wanted new friends. but even that seems like a misrepresentation, since you clearly are not interested in making friends. take it off your profile.
xpost

I'm 100% male and probably more hetero than the average guy

I mean really

hahaha

you saw the picture of the stuffed animals in wydll btw (i had to defend myself for having a main picture like that)
and I honestly wanted to know her ethnicity, she has herself listed as asian

sorry for harsh but that's really really really rude to ask

sometimes I subconsciously make my intro letters bad though

yeah that's gonna get you laid

wait, are you saying that you actually sent that message to someone you wanted to date?

why are you asking for advice you clearly have no interest in taking, captain "got any links to free sex sites?" lorax

believe me I am taking everyone's advice on how bad the last letter was, I knew it was bad but now I know to avoid the ethnicity line etc..

I kinda hope for a girl that likes the lovable loser

the 'probably more hetero' line is one of the most ridiculous things you could have said

sorry man

god otm for cancelling that concert.

but lovable is not really coming through here so...

everyone, please don't suggest ban this guy, that was heart-breakingly hilarious and awful. It's an amazing gift.

what's the girly-girl/strong-willed line of questioning for. it's very off-putting :/

the only non off-putting parts are "hello" and "please write back" tbh.

yes i am trying to be constructive because i feel bad for the recipient tbqh

avoid "interesting" lines of questioning imo

you should not have a bar of any girl who would reply to a letter like that.

constructive = not saying what i would like to say which is more omgwtf

I mean, an ideal girl for me would be one who doesn't get offended when I write a stupid letter. she would be laid back but even if I wanted an ideal girl I suppose I should make my intro letters way less stupid

trust me you don't want a girl who wouldn't see anything wrong with that letter
sorry

^^ lol! but we're both sockpuppets, so don't mind us. Keep it up!

i think that's what estela said but i don't know what "have a bar" means haha

the only non off-putting parts are "hello" and "please write back" tbh.

tbh the "please write back" seems a little desperate and sad and thus off-putting imo.

it means tolerate in strine

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xxp - i was trying to be constructive.

think it's something about lawyering
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why does a guy who sends messages to girls on dating sites have to reassure her of how hetero and 100% male he is, unless he's totally gay or only like 86% male

yeah, that's creepy. aside from ethnicity, avoid generalizations about "girls like you" and defending your masculinity.

it's one thing to be defensive about your heterosexuality if like...someone is questioning it? but to introduce yourself to a stranger with "NO HOMO"...

tho it's kinda impressive that you managed to perv on a girl and make me question your heterosxuality at the same time.

he has 4/5 of a penis.

harbl beat me by 37 seconds

Lorax you're setting yourself up here dude

4/5" xpost

pretty sure he enjoys it on some level abbott...it's win-win

i enjoy it on a level too, it's like being able to stop and give a speech to a guy on the street who has just whistled at you

captain lorax's letter was sooooo written by shiroibasketshoes

trust me you don't want a girl who wouldn't see anything wrong with that letter
sorry
― harbl, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:18 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

my ideal girl would see the things that are wrong in general and not be soo off-put by them. she would be laid back enough to dismiss little mistakes.

yeah that letter was bad, but that's what I get when I try to show off my whole personality. some of it is stupid. some of it has to defend manliness. these are things I thought girls learn to look past (but yeah, not in an initial letter)

more hetero than the average guy

this made me read the whole letter again in a Yogi Bear voice

lorax = amazing sock

ts: "little mistakes" v. "personality defects"

if 'has to defend manliness' is part of your personality, you should consider trying to change that part of your personality

Showing off my god honest self is a mistake for inital letters

that goes for anybody tbh

I only had to defend it because my picture has stuffed animals - what would another guy do if he had stuffed animals in his profile pic?

admit he was a weirdo?