shaky start
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 5 October 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)
i really did not laugh all that much :(
― tehresa, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
I liked it but AV Club is OTM.
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/67647
― Jordan, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
i think it will get better. alec baldwin and tracy morgan are just too good. seinfeld was kind of lame, i think that was part of my problem w/this. but i thought it was still pretty good!
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
seinfeld seemed like he was trying hard to be not-funny. best part was jack's summer reality shows.
― jhøshea, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
country in europe only rich people know about=very very funny
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
kenneth doing seinfeld them in elevator lol
― jhøshea, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
theme
― jhøshea, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
that Rabin thing is the height of Comic Book Guy handwringing. "omg the characters were slightly different in the season premiere, they must be like that in EVERY FUTURE EPISODE NOW"
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
The look on Kenneth's face as the elevator door closed with Seinfeld in it was 100% wonderful.
― I DIED, Friday, 5 October 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Uncle-Jemima-main.jpg
― and what, Friday, 5 October 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
lol Kenneth's gargling laugh whenever he got starstruck by JS
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
this was... ok
loved 'you have four million dollars?' and tracys wife getting custody of grizz
― and what, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
I might be a capt. save-a-seinfeldvision on here just because I watched the mini-marathon on Bravo on Sunday and was reminded that even my favorite episodes have been pretty hit-and-miss as far as the joke ratio but are still pretty awesome. If I watched this with the mythical greatness of season 1 still being built up in my mind all summer I might sound like Rabin.
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
yeah if we could find the old thread there were tons of people going 'oh lordy i don't know about this show'
― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 5 October 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
what about "she either needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60, there's no room on television for what she is now"
― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 5 October 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
yeah if we could find the old thread there were tons of people going 'oh lordy i don't know about this show' I think those tons of people were you, Matt. 30 Rock
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 5 October 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)
um after doing due diligence you are RONG, are u now james REDD IN THE FACE GET IT
― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 5 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
i liked the thing where tracy was like 'i know what me and kenneth has looks perfect on the outside, but it's work, damn it! it's work.'
― tehresa, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
also "$4,000 ham napkin"
― Jordan, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
yes!
but those two moments were at the end of the episode. the rest was making me sit there going 'when do i get to laugh?!'
― tehresa, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
"Kenneth Parcell, will you take this ring...and sell it in the Jewish part of midtown and use the money to get us a Ninteno Wii?" "Yes, Yes, a thousand times Yes!!!"
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
"I did a fake survey." "You did the fake survey?!" "What is the deal with my life?!" "Are you imitating me?" "No! This is what I sound like when I cry." "I think I'm a little insulted." "You're insulted?! I'm crying!"
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
That scene was funny on the commercials but kinda random and flat in the show (probably because I had seen so many commercials).
― Jordan, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
one-sided conversation...
"How old are you?
"Uh huh... how much do you weight>
"Oh. When was the last time you had intercourse...?"
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
"America's Next Top Pirate!"
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
How much less effective would Arrested Development have been if Jason Bateman were just as screwed up as the rest of his family? With Donaghy and Liz Lemon both coming apart at the seams, it fell upon Pete Hornberger to ground the show in common sense, but he was largely absent from this episode.
this dude is totally wrong! AD got steadily funnier as it revealed how crazy bateman actually was
― s1ocki, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
Art Director credit for this show = Peter Baran
― nabisco, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)
"you can be freaky-deaky and do data entry."
― jergïns, Saturday, 6 October 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/1495265988_ee3816f80e_m.jpg
― jergïns, Saturday, 6 October 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)
"She needs to lose thirty pounds or gain sixty. Anything inbetween has no place in television."
"Women your age are more likely to mauled at the zoo than get married." "Good to see you. Bye!"
― caek, Saturday, 6 October 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)
Jack sniffing that picture was funny, but the fact that Liz has it in her office is awesome.
― caek, Saturday, 6 October 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)
liz is single and old subplots = not funny anymore
― max, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
i still laughed hard in this episode tho
guys, Tracy had all the funniest moments this episode, right?
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)
how many years have you known me? one. then you know I like to minister to transvestite prostitutes. I did not know that, actually. It's true; he doesn't mess with them, he just tries to put them through computer school.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
i dunno jack was pretty lol too, esp him smelling the picture
― max, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
liz was kind of a dud this ep tho
Tracy has the funniest moments every episode.
― caek, Saturday, 6 October 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
My favorite part of the episode is when Seinfeld suggested he'd buy NBC and Donaghy says, "Yeah, like you have seven million dollars just laying around..."
― jposnan, Saturday, 6 October 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
still laughing at "oh no, did a korean person die?"
― smash your phonograph in half, Saturday, 6 October 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)
-- horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:37 (5 hours ago) Link
totally.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 6 October 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)
"who's gonna write my blogs?"
it did feel a bit 'off' somehow -- it's not usually that meta --but there were a lot of lols to be had.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 7 October 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)
"kill screen" hat
"...and they mistook 'shim' for Mrs. Jordan, yes ma'am."
while the walk 'n' talk is a film-structure standard, I wonder if the walk 'n' talk to start the show was another slap at Sorkin...
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
I'm a REAL good sex person! I know ALL the different ways!
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)
WEREWOLF BAR MITZVA
BOYS: BECOME MEN
MEN: BECOME WOLVES!
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
oh you fucking beat me!
I've NEVER laughed that hard.
Seriously I almost passed out.
― dan selzer, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)
You Do the Meth! == best
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 12 October 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)
much better 2nd episode!
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 12 October 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
Blürg desk
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 12 October 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)