Favorite poster from NR's "The Corner"

I may be delusional,

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/description20091028otpkjlny23.jpg

good work. can you get rid of the blue box?

(here come 100 puns re: K-Lo's blue box)

No, because it highlights the firm, supple quality of her teats.

i guess i deserve that

i'll give you supple, but firm?????

omg it's awkward http://tv.nationalreview.com/offthepage/post/?q=NGMwMTMxYTk0MTYyMWUwNzM3YTM0YjI5NGRlNTY4N2E=#at

she looks like an agitated roseanne barr

so now I am really confused, why does this woman have a career

I mean, I assumed there was some baseline competency there but apparently that's not the case, so how the hell did she end up being successful?

the firm, supple quality of her teats?

hate u

feeding off the pulchritudinous, gaseous misogyny of her enemies (yes I know she ugly beyond a shadow but seriously, guys) despite a complete lack of feminism on her part. Every time you serve it to the beast, she eats her fill.

kinda wonder how her colleagues feel about her

thanks suzy

"Every time you serve it to the beast, she eats her fill."
is this a fat joke?

well, certain men will bone up for the crack of dawn so WHO KNOWS.

lolforks maybe should have gone with 'oxygen of publicity' metaphor as opposed to FEED THE BEAST demon metaphor.

"Ohta su marvalic plesodoro"

feeding off the pulchritudinous, gaseous misogyny of her enemies

i like the idea that she would come to this thread and try to eat it

certain men will bone up for the crack of dawn so WHO KNOWS

RESIST JOKES

c'mon, Alfred. Give it your best. . . shot

... So she is successful because she eats our beautiful woman-hating farts???? I am even more confused.

This was funny because KLo started whining before doing any research whatsoever:

Brad Thor Is One Brave Author [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

In response to Larry David's crass use of a painting of Christ on Curb Your Enthusiasm this past weekend, Thor, the bestselling fiction writer comments in his social media worlds: "All I want to know is, when is the Muslim episode?"

Thor, of course, is not asking for Mohammed to be similarly used in an upcoming episode. He's simply pointing out that that would likely never be allowed to air. And Flemming Rose can tell you why.

(Listen to Brad Thor on NRO this summer here.)

UPDATE: A reader writes:

Hi K-Lo:

HUGE Corner/NRO fan, but I have to correct you on Curb Your Enthusiasm
post. Larry David had a hilarious episode a few years ago where he
actually did mock Muslims wearing burqas (if I recall correctly, he
set up a blind friend of his with a Muslim woman wearing a burqa, with
disastrous results). His humor is incredibly crass, but he's an equal-
opportunity offender.

kinda wonder how her colleagues feel about her

Judging by the way they let her walk around the NRO office with no makeup and her hair looking like it's been licked by a dog a few times, not very much.

And Jonah has no room to speak, appearance-wise.

jesus christ alfred

xp

her hair looking like it's been licked by a dog a few times

totally, seriously, earnestly for real: in awe of this image

you should really come up for my friend's Oscar party and do color commentary

"licked by a dog a few times"

*peanut butter joek*

Here's the Divine Miss Maggie Gallagher, who's so enthusiastic about keeping homos from marrying:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GY69sDkG2Us/SrknbZXPEUI/AAAAAAAABxA/Jd9eKigO9l0/s400/gallagag.jpg

There needs to be some kind of law of argument to the effect that, the more widespread the trope "I bet that X would never say that about Y" is, the more closely the likelihood that X has already said that about Y is 100%.

Kathryn Jean Lopez lived alone with her collie. On her 30th birthday, some of her friends from National Review snuck into her house to throw her a surprise party when she came home from work. They all hid in the basement and kept the collie downstairs with them.

They heard K-Lo come home and move around the house a bit. Then she called for her dog, and the collie began to bark from the basement. John Nordlinger opened the basement door and everyone from NRO walked in, but THEY got the surprise: K-Lo was naked, and covered in peanut butter! (One part of her anatomy was particularly peanut-buttered, at least according to John Derbyshire.)

Here's a photo of Gallagher after California's supreme court ruling in 2008:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/total_recall_large_03.jpg

Yeah but when does the collie get to lick the peanut butter from K-Lo's hair?

totally, seriously, earnestly for real: in awe of this image

x1000

lol something tells me there's a forest awaitin behind the jif, my frien'

also WTF omar little

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

i like the idea of J-Lo in peanut butter but i don't see how she could resist licking it off her own body

http://www.newcriterion.com/images/biopics/jn.gif

i need to be on record, again, as being kind of skeeved out by all the grody fat joeks etc directed at k-lo and her body...

but you know what, fuck it, WHAT IS THE DEAL with all these women who i'd bet dollars to donuts have NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A MAN are so het up against gay marriage, or gay existence more to the point??

virgin-americans can stfu about anybody else's bodily life imo

I dunno about you, but I'm offended when disheveled people tell me that I'm morally repugnant.

i suddenly feel kind of skeeved too tbh
as much as i hate k-lo and think she is an idiot

i mean they let nordlinger walk around without makeup looking bald too but no one cares

yeah c'mon you guys her views are so nasty and batshit and insane what's the big deal?

with all these women who i'd bet dollars to donuts have NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A MAN are so het up against gay marriage, or gay existence more to the point??

dollars to donuts, K-Lo probably prefers donuts over sex

bald jokes are harder; fat jokes are easy. and we have someone like Alfred on staff who takes the jokes to a new level of dog lickery

In fairness, I would feel worried about anyone who read a sentence about K-Lo licking peanut butter off of her body and DIDN'T feel skeeved. It almost has nothing to do with K-Lo herself and everything to do with that act being inherently gross, so putting it on top of already-evident K-Lo hate magnifies the awfulness all around.

also I'd never seen a picture of Nordlinger before and now that I have about a million child molester jokes came to mind

like he seriously looks like the type of dude who would put a naked eight-year-old on a hoagie and just go to town