Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one

latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

and arnold's delivery of it just makes it even more unwieldy and ridiculous sounding

latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to watch the Rifftrax version of this tonight

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i wish i had a copy handy to do the rifftrax thing with this

latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

"We aim to ... Freeze!"

etc, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

this thread delivers

DG, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

this is on TV right now. I've never seen it before. kinda amazing.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

amazing in a "completely incomprehensible and nonsensical from one shot to the next/I can't believe this got released by a major studio" kinda way

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

The Rifftrax is also definitely worth it.

zaxxon25, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one

― latebloomer, Monday, March 31, 2008 7:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

yup

Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Friday, 5 June 2009 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

Also, watching this clip reveals plenty of other candidates. And it looks like it's not "Everybody chill!" but "All right, everyone! Chill! Chill! Chill!"

Still think "hideout," though having no ice references, was robbed.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 June 2009 05:14 (seventeen years ago)

This is my favorite Batman movie!

sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, 5 June 2009 05:40 (seventeen years ago)

John Simon's review (from what I remember) contained one of his all-time funniest descriptions: "...like watching a Halloween-themed gay pride festival."

And this insight:

"The way beautiful women are almost systematically demeaned and made ridiculous in this film (more so than usual) betrays, it would seem, an anti-hetero stance."

The latter quote is also ironic because I think the screenwriter lives in Provincetown, MA.

Cunga, Friday, 5 June 2009 06:24 (seventeen years ago)

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

iatee, Friday, 5 June 2009 07:30 (seventeen years ago)

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 5 June 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 June 2009 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

vs.

[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]
"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."

the comma makes them both.

Hamildan, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

"I hope you save some turkey, for me"

^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?

snoball, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

abanana, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Ice to see you!"

krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 June 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"

loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"

loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGhRMyVv0I

Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ivy_mrfreeze.jpg

l.b.o.t.f.m. (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

awesome.

ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"

^Totally should have won.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/

^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I was loving that review.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

Stop, go back and check out 'Batman & Robin in 5 seconds'.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

oh this is totally worth seeing. thankfully i was old enough when it came out to appreciate the 0_o factor rather than be indignant at the Seriousness of Batman being tarnished or some bullshit, like i prolly woulda been a few years earlier.

now i have to go get some more diamonds, from my hideout.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

GA-THAM!!!

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7MLgy5Whw
^^^ Most of the YouTube links upthread are dead, but one of them was probably this.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

It's wintah fowevah heya gatha!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

This is my favorite Batman movie!

― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, June 5, 2009 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I still think TS was someone's pre-brodie experiment in socks

mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

"kick some ice" should prolly have won this poll, imo

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 25 July 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

Love the delivery on that one, he really savors it.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Was "Have an ice day!" too prosaic for Goldsman?

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.

Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

I'm detective John Igloo

little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Tape Store is a very real person

Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

So is Mr. Freeze

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."

and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

egg-cellent, and that's no yolk

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)


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