Boy Floats Away In Balloon

Per the dad's M.O. (reptilian overlords = jewish NWO) instead of saying "faggots" wouldn't they hate on gays by substituting some race of fantasy beings?

― Comfort Me With Apples (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://specialedandme.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/teletubbies-happypreview.png ???

Balloon Boy Wife Swap ep currently on E4+1 in the UK.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/23/mayumi-heene-admits-hoax_n_332307.html

Shocking New Video

Balloon Dad Forces Cigar on Infant Son

Wait I hope you're kidding.

I hope you're kidding.

You'd think, but no

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/national/heene_cigar_102709

o_O

http://media2.myfoxphoenix.com//photo/2009/10/27/cigar_20091027111809_320_240.JPG

wth at this guy

'ang on, I'm still drinkin. Wot we celebratin?

I'm sorry to even bring it up to ilx tbh, but this is like a cableknit sweater of wtf that just keeps unravelling.

a cableknit sweater of wtf that just keeps unravelling

This phrase's existence justifies your posting this to ILX so thank you.

Perhaps he mistook his infant son for Winston Churchill.

Nah, he was after filming it for "Kids do the funniest things" right?

pussy, it weren't even it

lit

(eg the overdose death of a famous pedophile wiping the valiant efforts of the Iranian people to overthrow the government off the front pages and out of people's conciousness)

SB'ed. For real.

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, October 22, 2009 6:07 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Right back at ya. SB'd

Part of the Heene family's early de-pussification efforts for their young son

Can I dis-SB Bill? i.e. Subtract one from his SB total for me...

sure i will sb him for you

I suggest banning anyone who suggests banning anyone

Denouement.

saw the wife swap episode tonight. A+

wait they were on twice?? I saw the one with the overprotective family, and the harmonica

huh

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/01/balloon-boy-richard-heene-book/

Copperplate Gothic – never a good sign

True that Abs.

it would be awesome if the kid was totally hiding in the basement

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:15 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

What does the bottom say
"from the author of something AIDS something..."

goin to jail

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8429080.stm

Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said.

^ good lyfe strategy

Main symptoms of Diabetes:

* lethargy
* urinary frequency
* you pretend that your son has floated away in a homemade helium balloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc

Mayumi Heene will begin her sentence after her husband's to ensure their children are still cared for.
She will be allowed to report to jail on two days a week, return home at night, and serve the sentence through jail-supervised community service.

This doesn't sound like "jail" to me but sounds like a good idea.

Heene later attempted, unsuccessfully, to run from police, claiming it was some sort of restless leg episode.

This guy just won't stop:

The Colorado father who admitted to staging the balloon hoax now says he genuinely believed his son was in danger but pleaded guilty to prevent his wife's deportation.

Richard Heene, an aspiring reality television star who has said he is descended from space aliens, told CNN's "Larry King Live" in an interview airing Friday that he believed 6-year-old Falcon was in a homemade balloon that took off from the family's Fort Collins backyard Oct. 15.

"We had searched the house, high and low," Heene said in the new interview with Larry King. "I knew he was in the craft. . . . In my mind, there was no other place."

...

In the new interview, Heene said he took the plea bargain solely to protect his wife, who could have been deported to her native Japan if convicted of a felony. She was allowed to plead to making a false report, a misdemeanor, and sentenced to 20 days in jail.

"I'm not disputing the fact that I did have to plead guilty, and when I say have to, I had to do it to save my family and my wife," Heene said.

Calls to the Larimer County district attorney's office, which handled the prosecution, were not returned Wednesday night.

Prosecutors conceivably could ask the judge to revoke Heene's guilty plea and force him to stand trial.

"It's not in the prosecutors' interests to let a guy go around telling the media he was coerced into pleading guilty," said Jean Rosenbluth, a former federal prosecutor and USC law professor. "On the other hand, this particular guy has perhaps low credibility."

This doesn't sound like "jail" to me but sounds like a good idea.

pretty sure these kids are better off with anybody other than the parents in this case tbh.

I love how one of the earlier links says he is "an aspiring reality television show actor". Surely that is not something you want to own up to or aspire to!?

well, he got his wish.

http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20100520/NEWS01/5200378/Sheriff-s-staff-use-blog-to-mock-Heenes-after-balloon-retrieval

kid is dead.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM

as in, really. he fell out.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM

rip

Balloon, Boy, The Internet

this was SOME moment

Ahhh this whole story, hours-long coverage on CNN and this thread were what greeted me to my new life in America. (And kind of contributed to my decision to not bother getting TV over here)

Wise decision.

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/10/16/13/enhanced-buzz-10866-1255713457-4.jpg

but when he opened up the pizza box...there was nothing inside but hot air