Jeff City is south of St Louis and feels Midwestern
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)
I live in NYC and my in-laws are Midwestern ... hot combo
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
hot combo
another word for cassarole
― brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
Well Que, the poster is a joke, because the little girl in the poster is wearing overalls and chewing on a piece of hay or something, so it pretty much reinforces uh some stereotypes all by itself.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
i still like it
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)
I live in NYC and my in-laws are Midwestern
Haha, my dad is from Brooklyn, and my mom was born in West Va. but grew up in NE Ohio. Definitely a hot combo.
― a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
there's no fade zone when it comes to geography. a state is either Midwestern or not. just like how Shasta thinks Springfield MO makes MO southern instead of Midwestern
Of course there's "fade zones" in geography! Maybe not so much when dealing with discreet variables like States, but certainly with continuous data like % of landuse devoted to farming corn, for example. After all, the first law of geography is that everything is related to everything else, but near things are more related than distant things. I don't think he's saying it makes Missouri southern, only that it makes Springfield more southern than, say, St. Louis. The use of states as the political jurisdiction for this survey is arbitrary anyway - we could use counties to be more accurate if we cared to.
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
xxxxxxpost
Isn't Jefferson City just west of St. Louis? I don't think it's much further south, if at all.
If travel down to the "boot heel" it feels WAY southern.
― Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
The same can be said about southern Illinois, tbh.
Also, I always thought states had to be west of the Mississippi to be considered "mid-west".
― Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
the midwest is wherever a shoneys is
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
f course there's "fade zones" in geography! Maybe not so much when dealing with discreet variables like States,
well, yeah, okay, when we start talking about landuse and stuff, sure. . .but this thread is about States
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
nm I just looked at a shoneys map wtvr
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
our state boundaries were drawn by slavers and plutocrats and paid for in blood anyway, fwiw
― cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:01 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
― cialis morissette (goole), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
ok and I can't even load the cracker barrel site to see if that's viable
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
I think there might be cracker barrel's in arizona tho so that'll rule that out
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
per this map, kentucky is definitely part of the south and MO probably is too.http://www.verysmallarray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/070605_uswafflehouse.gif
― dr. johnson (askance johnson), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
that waffle house map is almost exactly like the shoneys map
^^^^from the files of noted Emeritus Geographer, Dr. W. House
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
was gonna say Bill Knapps restaurant but there used to one in FLA
― brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
yeah let's rely on a fucking waffle to teach us about geography
makes sense, if any non-Dixie state is to be inducted into the Waffle Confederacy, it might as well be the one that doesn't recognize Martin Luther King Jr. Day
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.superpoop.com/040209/how-far-away-is-ohio.jpg
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
lol iiiijjjj u r a gis stan
― how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
that map's treatment of Michigan as contiguous creates a weird error
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
I guess NY, too. Part of NY is really, really close to Ohio
more slave than stan, but yeah
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
I srsly think of western PA as being midwest.
― quincie, Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
madness
you could maybe make a case for erie, i guess. but yeah, pittsburgh is v. hilly and its accent is not midwestern
maybe it's different in upper st. clair tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
mookie throwing down. also, check it out guys, #2 gis result, the zinesters agree with me
http://api.ning.com/files/IlN0UevPKmaGg*x8ULBu6VC4IyGWkDu3gW8Zyklx5rFXRZO47GrVVLykuG2kmKKq9FsOiFv5*78qiz2TKyZwPFgRbtQavwfX/midwest_map.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
ks, mo, ky and wv are border states
― brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
southern IL has more in common with Kentucky than it does the rest of IL, most defdo not know wtf nabisco is talking about w/r/t Iowa not being the center in any way. When I think of the Midwest I think of flat, nearly-featureless endless prairie, farms/dairy farms/cornfields, fat white people, conservative culture-wise, bland food, esteeming small town life over city life. That just screams "Iowa" to me.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
the funny thing about putting the Dakotas in or out is ... well, no one much lives there, and those that do are all over on the east side toward the core midwest, so whether or not the states as a whole count is really just like asking whether the midwest's property line includes those little bumpy bits out back or not
xpost - haha I am telling you, if you wanna continue the house analogy Iowa is like the guest room nobody goes into; it makes such a poor heart
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
but w/r/t the rest of the country, the Midwest IS the guest room no one goes into!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
there's no one right or wrong answer w/r/t the center of the Midwest, but i think lots of people would pick Iowa or certainly wouldn't be surprised if Iowa was considered the center
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
ohio is the heart of it all
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
summit county reprezenthttp://www.pl8ster.net/OH/OH99_ABF2430.jpg
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
past Summit = Appalachia
― brownie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
endless prairie, farms/dairy farms/cornfields, fat white people, conservative culture-wise, bland food, esteeming small town life over city life
MN is totes the midwest but fails about half of your checklist
― Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
it should say the home of lebron xp
― harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
in the same font
― harbl, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
ten years later it probably does
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
Pittsburgh *feels* more midwest than NE, mookie. WTF how did you get into dook being from the 'Burgh, anyway?
― quincie, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
which half does it fail?xp
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
gonna admit that this thread is making me a little homesick for the home of lebron
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
note: I haven't been to the Northwoods areas of WI and MN. That's Midwestern culturally and geographically but not typical of Midweatern ecology, imfo.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
i think we can all agree that minneapolis is the cultural capitol of the midwest, surely
(discounting chicago because it is a thing unto itself)
xp granny but you're also missing michigan!
― how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
endless prairie - failfarms/dairy farms/cornfields - passfat white people - well we have our shareconservative culture-wise - more so recently, but def a failbland food - prob in generalesteeming small town life over city life - more fail than pass, but sure, it exists
― Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
what about st olaf?
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)
Patron Saint of the Midwest
http://6.media.tumblr.com/RDIzdsEnW5rdkj5czyfUoinn_500.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)