A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

that must have been why it stuck in my head

Jeezus, there's already been about 367 jokes before the first commercial!

hahahaha yes and no - yes, it did happen and no, it didn't not happen

this show is so good

can we somehow insert l0u1s jagg3r into that small argument about pizza

what kind of gun was that?

liz, i don't even know what you're talking about - what new cast member?

ok lmao @ both jenna & jack being completely unfazed by tracy answering the phone

haha need a jpg of that sign

omg at ken's sign

You're the donkey now, Kenneth.

really weird interview w/ tracy morgan:

http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=114009203&m=114045939

i'll make this company profitable so fast the only headline will be 'donaghy saves ge comma marries your mom'

It was you. You weaked it.

Jeezus, there's already been about 367 jokes before the first commercial!

^^^^ Had to back up to see Dr. Spaceman's "The Cigarette Diet" book

loved another Amadeus reference!

who is the writer that keeps referencing amadeus!? i want to marry him/her.

also, this is what, the third werewolf mention now? last one was (i think) jenna's "werelawyer" on night court.

Pete pushing Liz was roffles. Also when Lutz stops mouthbreathing. And the 4 door microwave Pontiac.

Jack: "Why do you have a gavel? This isn't the Congress."

Banks: "I brought it from home!" *laughs maniacally*

By the way, I've had the same pizza debate. I am in the hot pizza camp, myself.

yeah, cold pizza is rong. /britisher.

hot pizza >>> cold pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> warm/lukewarm pizza

No way, room temp pizza is deee-lightful.

cold pizza is super-underrated

I think pizza gets worse the colder it becomes. Kind of like a quality vs. temperature inverse relationship matrix thing. (Unfortunately, my dogs only eat steak.)

I am still looking for some random thing to bequeath the name "Bonus Turtle Meat"

how baout a boat

BLAMMO! ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL INTERACTION WITH A MAN!

"They used your blurb."
"Liz Lemon numbers among my employees."

"It's Jenna, from work." made me roffle.

Next week: "Liz and Jack venture down south to Kenneth's hometown to scout talent. Jenna tries to make friends with the writers to solidify her place at "TGS" before the new actor is hired. Meanwhile, Tracy fears for his life when two celebrities die and he believes he’s the next to go."

I foresee laughing myself into a blackout.

Liz mouthing along to Jack reading the blurb was the best part of that

This season has been perfect so far and omg next week sounds great.

Frank crying and Liz sympathising about the giant burrito microvaving problems!

man this show maks me so happy

"No, it's not acting out. I have mercury poisoning from obsessively taking my rectal temperature."

Frank crying and Liz sympathising about the giant burrito microvaving problems!

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I missed this, cause it cut to commercial at what was obviously the wrong time.

It turns out there has been an actual 30 rock porn parody, but they didn't go all meta and use the stars

Lutz and the mouth breathing was my favorite part. I am a sucker for any time they make fun of Lutz.

laffed at "instead of going to a hotel or my houseboat WHICH I CAN NOT FIND..."

liz's retainer

"i did big sisters in college ... that little girl taught me how to use tampons"

i need to stop but

"liz lemon! you boogerface! i'm going to kill you with a bazooka!"

and then he throws the book at jenna!

"there's a garbage bag in the hall with a reef shark in it, just put it in a bathtub with a reef"

Loved that the bag moved, too.

Seriously, how do these people write 1000 jokes per episode and manage to make about 900 of them really good?

yeah i'm watching this for the second time and believe it or not i'm restraining myself from reposting basically every line of dialogue

"if your man has a diamond necklace that says 'open marriage,' that's a dealbreaker"

"a book hasn't cost me so much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barbershop factory."

was marriage spelt wrong on the chain?

because i thought it was and it made me lol.