"What's it worth to you to drop the "cunnilingus" one?"
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)
did anybody submit anything? man, we suck at this.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
this is promising tho
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/11/16/p465/091116_contest_p465.jpg
"It's her night off, actually."
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
or more NYorker-y: "Funny you should ask. It's her night off."
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
"Let's get this over with."
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
"i bet you can squeal like a pig. weee!"
― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)
http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
I feel like I've seen that before, but it makes me lol irl every time.
― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/14l7ywm.jpg"Christ, what an asshole.
― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
Man, I finally get an idea for a caption, but it turns out the contest is already closed. (I got the magazine a few days late.)
― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:02 (sixteen years ago)
Kanye West wins:
http://dawnofsuperheroes.com/?SkaS7QwM
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
lolled at a few of those!
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
Next year's xmas cards!
"Please get back to cooking"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ozn6JNv21qat5d5.gif
I put the needles in me instead of in you.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:12 (fifteen years ago)
(As a sidenote, you may have noticed that there haven’t been new posts over the last few days. I was contacted this week by Condé Nast, which owns The New Yorker, about the blog using images that originally appeared in the magazine — I’m hoping to come to a satisfactory arrangement with them, but in the meantime I won’t be posting. Thank you all so much for reading and for being so enthusiastic about the blog. It’s been awesome to hear from all of you!)
Aww.
― Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
ugh
― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
intellectual property (noun): intangible property that is the result of creativity (such as patents or trademarks or copyrights)
antonyms: fun
― nanoflymo (ledge), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/02/07/g290/110207_contest_g290.jpg
Something like "She said she had experience of bar work..."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 10:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/05/02/p465/110502_contest_p465.jpg
"Now, will you listen to me?"
(What you reckon, too obscure?)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:10 (fifteen years ago)
Love it
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
"Look busy, the boss is coming."
― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:41 (fifteen years ago)
of course, yes.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:47 (fifteen years ago)
this month's cartoon is particularly fruitful
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption
"I must find the tree that killed my father.""That one was asking for it.""I came, I sawed, I conquered."
"That one was asking for it."
"I came, I sawed, I conquered."
All those 'finalists' are rub.
― Mark G, Monday, 9 May 2011 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
'I must find the tree that killed my father' isn't too bad imo, just made worse by context
― thomp, Monday, 9 May 2011 10:05 (fifteen years ago)
i really thought my "i told you we'd make better time on the freeway" was the kind of tired shit that they would love for this:http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, but those three captions are funny, for once.
Voting the cat one.
(still think my "Now, will you listen to me?" was teh graet, above.)
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/08/15/p290/110815_contest_p290.jpg
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)
"I need a chef right now."
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:36 (fourteen years ago)
"Fellas, we need the best batter available."
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)
ah, now that's a potential winner.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)
OK, I entered!
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like that is too funny to win
― caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)
"Why are you on my bench, you are a chef, get out"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
"Go back to France"
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)
submitting this w/a NB, 'also can you print 'asshole' in the caption comp?'
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)
"chefs dont play baseball, guy"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
"how about you cook me up a win"
"wow i must be seeing things, a chef in the dugout, crazy"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm sorry, but paul simon is overrated, chef"
or, conversely, "Excuse me, are we in a restaurant?"
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
"excuse me, are we in a restaurant, or a baseball park, because it sure looks like baseball to me, get out of here chef"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ, what an asshole."
― Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)
"that uniform does not even meet the minimum regulations in our league!"
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)
"this is baseball, not cooking-ball"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)
"L-R: Roger Sterling, Jesse Eisenberg, John Travolta, IRL Matt Damon that time he went shopping with the Office guy, a Chef"
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)
"what a load of crepe"
― big triffid in my backyard (Edward III), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)
"boss i tried to steal second base but i stole a chef by mistake, here he is, chef leon"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)