"people who yelp are scumbags"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)
"I've got a hot chick waiting in bed for me so I'll just chisel this last one:"
― StanM, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)
"moses i'm real happy for you and i'm gonna let you finish but aaron had one of the best idols of all time"
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)
j/k
i want my first one included in the damn poll though
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)
with the quote marks
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
"but if i fucked you marjorie i'd still be chiseling a cold, hard piece of stone and i'd still have the commandments to do in the morning"
― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)
"when i said you should get a laptop to write on instead, that isn't exactly what i had in mind."
― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
"You could have just tweeted - they're all under 140 characters."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)
"if I knew you'd become this obsessed with your iSlab I never would have bought it"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
"George's luddite tendencies were not improved by going mobile"
― ever dream some dude? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
"Please, Hammer, don't hurt them"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
"a little less chiseling and a little more bangin', God. I want my own Jesus."
― husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)
Shonda! Shonda for the goyim!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
what about "shall not" instead of "should refrain from".
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)
(like that one)
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)
(although it should be 'shalt' innit?)
"shalt" is the informal second-person conjugation of "shall"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 October 2009 09:34 (sixteen years ago)
Truly, god loved us all, informally.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 10:23 (sixteen years ago)
"it's shalt nor shart"
― cutty, Thursday, 22 October 2009 10:30 (sixteen years ago)
woops "it's shalt NOT shart"
Shart?
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 10:45 (sixteen years ago)
go on "cutty", explain it
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 October 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
google provides
― cutty, Thursday, 22 October 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)
OK, got it. it's another suggestion for the caption:
"it's shalt nor shart, woops it's shalt NOT shart oh nevermind.."
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)
"wait, which one are you 'oops'-ing about?"
― husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)
haha
― cutty, Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:58 (sixteen years ago)
"I think he was meaning "ass" as in Donkey there"
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 14:25 (sixteen years ago)
"What's it worth to you to drop the "cunnilingus" one?"
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)
did anybody submit anything? man, we suck at this.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
this is promising tho
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/11/16/p465/091116_contest_p465.jpg
"It's her night off, actually."
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
or more NYorker-y: "Funny you should ask. It's her night off."
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
"Let's get this over with."
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
"i bet you can squeal like a pig. weee!"
― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)
http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
I feel like I've seen that before, but it makes me lol irl every time.
― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/14l7ywm.jpg"Christ, what an asshole.
― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
Man, I finally get an idea for a caption, but it turns out the contest is already closed. (I got the magazine a few days late.)
― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:02 (sixteen years ago)
Kanye West wins:
http://dawnofsuperheroes.com/?SkaS7QwM
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
lolled at a few of those!
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
Next year's xmas cards!
"Please get back to cooking"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ozn6JNv21qat5d5.gif
I put the needles in me instead of in you.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:12 (fifteen years ago)
(As a sidenote, you may have noticed that there haven’t been new posts over the last few days. I was contacted this week by Condé Nast, which owns The New Yorker, about the blog using images that originally appeared in the magazine — I’m hoping to come to a satisfactory arrangement with them, but in the meantime I won’t be posting. Thank you all so much for reading and for being so enthusiastic about the blog. It’s been awesome to hear from all of you!)
Aww.
― Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 11:31 (fifteen years ago)
ugh
― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
intellectual property (noun): intangible property that is the result of creativity (such as patents or trademarks or copyrights)
antonyms: fun
― nanoflymo (ledge), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/02/07/g290/110207_contest_g290.jpg
Something like "She said she had experience of bar work..."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 10:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/05/02/p465/110502_contest_p465.jpg
"Now, will you listen to me?"
(What you reckon, too obscure?)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:10 (fifteen years ago)
Love it
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
"Look busy, the boss is coming."
― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:41 (fifteen years ago)