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the only thing good about Crank Yankers is the concept

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The crabs were the only thing I'd cut out of the puppets.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Show did virtually the same thing like, 8 years ago. (remember the HR Puffinstuff spoof)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen Mr. Show (the sound of David Cross's voice is too much for me to bear)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

understandable. Bob Odenkirk (who grew up in the town next to mine) is the reason why I like it.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

the mr. show skecth was funny, but this topped it EASY - plus mr. show was just 'hey man there were drug references on hr. puffnstuff holy moly', this was much more than that

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't this just "puppets have adult problems"?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It was "kids have adult problems and we are going to satirize that sad fact of modern urban life with foul-ass nasty puppets".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"... and Snoop's penis."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

VeganDanPerry otm

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

good satire, bad comedy.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hit too close to home for somebody it seems

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think a mock-musical has ever made me laugh.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Now you're even crazier. You didn't even chuckle at Charlie Murphy's Oscar the Grouch? Or Snidely Whip-Herpes leaving with "see you in hell, motherfuckers"?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to admit I enjoyed the "that's why...I say...fuck it" song.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 1 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

dave chappelle is the funniest man alive. Ive seen every episode . Even the HBO 1 hour special.

― jeran dahl, Saturday, 17 April 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i THOUGHT THE PART IN THE PUPPET SKETCH WHEN THE BIG ONE IN THE TRASHCAN WAS SINGIN "F**K IT" WAS PRETTY DAMN FUNNY

"I DONT NEED YOU HONEY,CUZ I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY"

THATS PRICELESS!!!!

― mocha, Monday, 19 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Black Bush" will go down as one of his best bits.

"a Coalition, you ask? Uh, uh, we got Afrika Bambaataa & the Zulu Nation, uhm, Stankonia will be dropping bombs over Baghdad..."

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Black Bush was terrible. The idea was great, there are so many places you could go with it, but it wasn't funny at all.

The segregated toilet sketch was cringe-inducing. But maybe I'm just not into shit humor.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

the toilet bit was too long for very little funny.

Black Bush was genius, one of my favorites of the season.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

MARS BITCHES. RED ROCKS!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask For Smantha otm re: the segregationist toilet sketch. I thought the Wayne Brady one was right up there w/Black Bush. I will never watch anyting Wayne Brady is ever in, but I have a tiny pea-sized amoutn of respect for him now.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo bitches, Chapelles show is the best and if any ya'll disagree, I slap the taste out of yo mouth...King Kong aint got shit on me, BITCH

― Rick James, Monday, 19 April 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wayne Brady can act better than Dave

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

mr teeny and I are now communicating exclusively in lil' jon exclamations, this madness must end.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

lil' jon meets lil' jon was excellent. i luvs the king of crunk.

i'd love to have a chappelle/doggy fizzle marathon. who's down?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Two weeks after a clip episode of failures, they're going a best-of. Chappelle and co. are lazy.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what's with all the playa hatin' milo?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.themummies.com/images/releases/albums/hang47up_front.jpg

― Dada, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I want more funny Chappelle, less Chappelle-that-didn't-work and Chappelle-I've-already-seen.

I think maybe he's trying too hard to fit in a funny catchphrase for each sketch, since that's what has been most popular. Sometimes it works ("Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?")

I was watching some of the S1 DVDs, and noticed that the episode with the pretty white girl singing Dave's thoughts had basically the same homophobic statement that ILM gave 50 Cent a 300-post thread for.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Haf gotten the season one DVD and am up to episode seven now.

I didn't really get what Mooney's problem with the drug deal scene in "The Godfather" is.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

he has so much to answer for.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i think chappelle's current position can best be summed up in his "so let me ask you...what don't you people, like?" jab at the vma's. it's probably not a healthy place for a comedian to be, but at least he doesn't seem to be taking himself seriously in the slighest (unlike, oh, eddie murphy circa 85.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

he has so much to answer for.

A local sportsradio/TV anchorman personality told a story about going out to the first football game at a local university two weeks ago and having a group of frat boys start yelling for his attention with "Yo, nigga!" etc. (trying to be cool). He couldn't believe a bunch of white kids at an expensive private university would even think about yelling that in public, much less at a black man - and blamed it on them watching too many Chappelle Shows.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You should tell him about rap.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And about how FRAT BOYS ARE DUMB.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

there's an old episode of "Def Comedy Jam" where Dave talks about kicking a white friend's ass for saying "what's up, my nigga?"

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched some newish Chappelle stand-up thing on Showtime over the weekend that was funnier than fuck. I like the bit at the end where he was talking about how he only wanted to be a big enough celebrity that he could go to the $5,000 blackjack table in Vegas - not to bet, but to plop his dick down on somebody's shoulder and get away with it.

*on cellphone*
"Honey, you'll never guess whose dick is on my shoulder!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I've got that special on tape. I haven't watched it all but I did catch that bit. Good stuff.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer his stand-up to The Chappelle Show by like a million.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The content / commercial ratio is certainly more preferable.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

The worst Chapelle Show bit EVER:

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117922148?cs=1&s=h&p=0

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

rehab? or illness?

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

In interviews he always seems really whacked out.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

cocaine's a helluva drug.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm guessing illness, though i really hope not...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Chappelle did have pneumonia earlier this year, which delayed work on Season 3; a relapse of this or a new illness is always possible. Still, the fact that Comedy Central had been announcing new episodes beginning 5/31 raises suspicions.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe comedy central is like "50 MILLION DOLLARS what the fuck were we thinking?" and are trying to renegotiate the contract

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet he pulls a Martin and ends up running down a freeway naked at 4am or some shit like that...

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Skidmore did that?

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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