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Let's polarize this argument between the Yankees and the Southerners. That's an interesting twist.

Really.

So, like, I'll start. I'm from Tennessee originally.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://homepage3.nifty.com/minnesota/nomo.jpeg

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

who is caitlin moran?

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i mentioned suzy's clothes in a taste-your-own-medicine kinda way. i did not mention wal-mart once - that was 'elmo argonaut'

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Ath, if you love America so much why do you parrot the liberal media's lies about Iraq? Why don't you talk about all the good things that have happened since we liberated the Iraqis? Traitor!

i don't really understand so i'm gonna just go ahead and tell you to go to iraq again.

― ath (ath), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it turned when all of a sudden it turned into a let's bash ethan thread. I mean this is a roffle thread, not a racial one!

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

who is caitlin moran?

Ask any UK person from the early nineties. Alternately, ask rabid/recovering Anglophiles. (Nicole and I being obvious candidates.) Some basics.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

What about Erin "Joanie" Moran? How does this make HER feel?

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It's awfully easy to poke fun, but if this sage fellow convinced even one moran to get A BRAIN, I feel like he's done mankind a great service.

CONTINUE TO HEAL THE WORLD WITH YOUR PLEA FOR ENLIGHTENMENT, MY BROTHER.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

So, Ned, are you rabid or recovering?

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Yankee.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

But Ath, Iraq is now a free democracy. Are you saying I wouldn't like it there?

"The fact of the matter is, there are good things happening in Iraq. There are good people working hard every day to make a difference for the future of Iraq."

http://www.kmax.ws/b/goodnewsiniraq.htm

― Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST GO IRAQ NOW AIRPLANE USE FOR FLY

STOP BAD TALK AMERICA

GO IRAQ NOW HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN 9/11 DAY

― ath (ath), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i like when jon and ethan fight because they're so close to the same person it's scary

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

What part of Tennessee are you from, Martin M.?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"it's like we grew up in the same house...and one day i went out the front door, while he went out the back."

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha I love this board. Also Jess OTM.

― Dan (Let's Fight Over Something Really, Really Stupid!) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

im not the williamsburg hipster spawn of wealthy new england republicans

― ++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Jess, yes!!!

Also WTF why was Padgett looking at my arse in the first place?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Nashville! Of course!

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

well you remember how drunk i was

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah but Ethan you don't say or do much to make that distinction very meaningful to anybody.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

im not the williamsburg hipster spawn of wealthy new england republicans

Yet somehow you've managed to develop almost exactly the same value set and rhetorical style, which is the point being made here.

― Dan (Narcissism Of Tiny Differences) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

does that value set include not accepting the demonization of the poor, instead of going to trucker hat white trash parties or whatever

― ++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i saw there were 127 new answers on this thread, and i knew it wouldn't be pretty.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha Ethan you're really only digging the hole deeper here!

― Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

as far as rhetorical style plz note my last post was not in css style sheets or whatever and did not reference philip k dick or dr mario

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

well sorry if im wrong here but that is williamsburg right, 'white trash' parties & all that

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

jon's parents == employed by the state == rolling is dough$$$ obviously.

also, not sure, but i don't think they are republicans either!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

rolling in dough*** duhh

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes yes yes BUT Jon uses style sheets DO YOU SEE?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry i just skimmed the noize board emails from your mom thread & it seemed like everybodys parents were waspy old money republicans talking about painting their yachts

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Nashville?

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/6708/yankee4xj.jpg

You Yankee.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

For what it's worth, in Finland we apply the word "raddish" for people who are Red on the surface, but White in the core.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

ethan my last post to the noize board mom thread was an IM conversation where she said she was drunk on box wine at 3:48 pm. c'mon.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha to all.

you guys shouldn't be shamin' your moms and shit.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

haha speaking of long lost twin siblings

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

listen, i don't care who any of you voted for, just as long as i get to shoot something

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i love my mom! shes usually drunk on box wine!!

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

MY MOM IS MORE WORKING-CLASS THAN YOURS!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas shouldnt you be posting pictures of your pasty sac to TITWIST or something

― ++++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

my last communique with moms:

KD******: Are you still in a bad mood?
Dubplatestyle: Yes.
KD******: Well I'm in an I DONT GIVE A FUCK mood. What you think about that?

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

'SMOOTH AS EGGS!'

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

here in slovajkia we have name for persons who have less than 20 potato. they are the called "holuksikcz petiosn" and are ridicule of town. just FYIs

― ath (ath), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

here we call them the irish

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

ethan, leave TITTWIS out of this.

My mom never calls or emails me. She's one of those hands off types.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

man im red on the surface after being outside all weekend

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't even know what "red on the surface" is supposed to mean in finland!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

it refers to the v on tuomas's chest after a day in that wetsuit

― +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

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