Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I can't believe I missed this revive ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 4 May 2007 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Lindsay,

Stay in School.

Yours,

NBA JAM circa '96

― kv_nol, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ok guys I am trying to get over a hernia operation and the laughter caused by this thread ISN'T HELPING. (I'm like "bwaha OW" "heh OW DAMMIT")

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

u know it's true lingbert, she has nice some ass teeth =P

u know my name

― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol she has SOME NICE ASS TEETH

― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I am trying to get over a hernia operation

waht

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

ass teeth, ew

― HI DERE, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

lol i know

― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

sphinctata dentata

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

damn it kenan

― David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I was initlally going to post something about how I miss classic Lohan, but after it took me 15 minutes to scroll down this thread, I take it all back.

― billstevejim, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

― sydz, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/s1_06_06.jpg

― kingfish, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

damn.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

OMG young woman may be having (lots of) sex!

― milo z, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I would love to get some ass2mouth action from this spotted woman

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT? first of all i would really like to know what "I would love to get some ass2mouth action from this spotted woman" means exactly. and do you mean spotted in that she is freckled?

also, WHAT the hell is going on and why did i just care for like, ten minutes? no one knows whether the pics are real or not? is there a video? does lindsay lohan get naked every time she's around her friends, and do coke off toilet seats?

furthermore, why is it of any importance to me?

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 May 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

If you have to ask any of those questions this thred is probably not for you.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 7 May 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol at the same 5 - 6 pictures repeated over and over!

― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe I missed this revive ;_;

cosign!

man, i love this thread!!!

― tehresa, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

So *that's* what people are up to in the bathrooms!

― Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

I read that but I'm clueless about how much that is.

― nathalie, Monday, 7 May 2007 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

I love how that last link keeps re-establishing Lindsay's credentials:

"She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own.

And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from therapy.

Lindsay, who starred with Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday [...]"

Sadly, it did not feature the kind of details I was hoping for (ie how I could get in on some ass-to-mouth action with Li-Lo). :(

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 May 2007 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before

my kind of girl :D

11am is nothing though

― lex pretend, Monday, 7 May 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

you took drugs

― RJG, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

omg please let the woman snort coke in peace, already.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

HUMAN IN RECREATIONAL DRUG USE SHOCKA

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

the more disturbing part to me is how she supposedly strips to a thong when she gets home with friends, and does lines on house appliances. no one else finds this bizarre?

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

how she supposedly strips to a thong when she gets home with friends

I need more friends like this. Thong cocaine friends.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

that last pic is actually kind of cute, but in a totally different way from her original cuteness! it's like she's nearing the end of some long, bizarre cuteness odyssey.

-- bernard snowy, Thursday, May 3, 2007 8:33 PM (3 days ago)

Is that why it says "Kurtz" on her hat?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

it is really not that bizarre for a 20 year old to get completely wasted and run around half naked

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

she's 21 though

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh. she needs to grow the fuck up and stop acting like a child, then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

I read that but I'm clueless about how much that is.

this is a large amount. i'm assuming she's buying this from decent sources though i could be making a v erroneous assumption considering who i'm talking about, but this would be around $400 or more from the high quality dealer i knew in nyc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

well it ain't like she's spending her money on clothes

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not trying to imply she can't afford it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

we should send her some achewood comics

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

like, the todd flowchart one

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Cocaine Island?

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like she's running for mayor.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

The article that broke this story claims she gets most of her coke as gifts from friends. I wish my friends bought me $400 gifts (not coke).

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

well shit, now i have to return jessie's birthday present

― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

you most certainly do not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. the information bird and the ruining presents bird.

xtrap

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I had a drug dealer who did returns/exchanges.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aic.gov.au/publications/tandi2/tandi300-4.gif

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

7. jessie and the schef have the best birthdays ever

― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

neither of us will be 20 anymore, we need to act like adults and not have naked coke parties ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan is wolferine because 2.5 grams would require an epic healing factor to fix nose

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol not really true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

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