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Yeah I was gonna say YOU JUST LIKE HER LEGS YOU PHONY

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

"why is the leggy chick in the dunce cap standing in a box of crayons?" was my first thought.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I know, Dan. :)

― jaymc, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

i am not a leg man.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Chicago sports that could use French names:

-gourmet hot dog eating
-sneaking through Canal St farmer's market blockades to get to Lawrence's Fisheries at 4 am
-mallort endurance competition
-bj ramp

― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

particularly not a twiggy leg man. but I am a crayon man.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Federation Internationale de Sexe Oral Rampe

― dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

haha to regulate worldwide standards and practices.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

That's what I'm talking about.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.101funpages.com/html/imgs/page_imgs/funphotos/sesgang.jpg

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

If that's a bottle of Budweiser, Bert is OTM.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

OH!!!! I RECIND MY DESIRE FOR NORM MACDONALD TO PLAY ME IN THE MOVIES AND HEREBY THROW MY ALLEGIENCE BEHIND GROVER FROM SESAME STREET.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

we've both got the big dopey head, skinny pipe-cleaner arm thing going. and that looks like a camel light to boot so...

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j313/shablisa/muppet11.jpg
Alice and Piggy approve.

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

okay, that would work, too, Kevin, except Grover is a little too sentimental, maybe?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

there are many things you don't know about me horseshoe.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

holy crap, i thought cookie monster had the barrel of that ak in his mouth. i was like NO COOKIE MONSTER! DON'T DO IT!!!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Elmo is threatening to shoot off his own junk.

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll do it, I fucking swear I will"

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Don't worry. He won't do it.

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

amanda, i am surprised at you

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry. I'm in a mood.

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

you sound like my dad.

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Here, you happy now?
http://www.herzpoetin.de/images/desktops/rainbow-unicorn.jpg

― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Kenan gets the Care Bear Stare.

― Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

better than the gas face, i suppose

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/122/303191782_3f90e5edb7.jpg?v=0

― Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

The storm is bad, Dan's opinion notwithstanding (I doubted my use of that word, and now I it looks funny).

Sure enough, my mom and I went to eat, then when we were 20 miles from home, the interstate turned to pure snow. First the left lane, and in a couple of miles the right lane. Completely covered, and a few wrecks. We were going about 30 MPH.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

never a dull moment in michigan!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds really shitty, but it also sounds like home. Glad to hear you made it okay.

― dan m, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

OMG. No seriously I needed to google up a unicorn + rainbow pic and now you've done it for me! You people are like my psychic friends.

― Casuistry, Thursday, 12 April 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

Grindhouse was awesome last night. Surprised how horrible its doing at the box office though, we had a nice little private screening in Glenview last night.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of wish I knew that care bear guy.

So, this morning on the bus, this jerkface lady was taking up two seats even though she wasn't handicapped or overweight or had any bags or anything. So I squeeze in on the 1/2 seat remaining just fine, but while doing so, the bus swerves and I ever-so-slightly brush the sleeve of her coat with mine (despite stumbling all around). So I kind of laugh and say "Oh, sorry!" as I sit down. Then I turn to her and she has this look, which I wish I could immitate for you right now. If looks could kill... Then she looked over at this other lady and gave her a look and shot one back to me as if to say, Can you BELIEVE this woman?? She was so indignant. I was pretty surprised that she didn't say anything after that because I thought we were going to have a match in the aisle for a moment there.

― KitCat, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

My problem in situations like that is that I cant be assertive, only bitchy. I let the irritation build up.

It's STILL snowing, and it's supposed to keep snowing until Sunday. Ridiculous.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Ack, sorry, Sarah. Have you ever had a fight on a bus? Some people deserve to be called out in public, I think.

What a bummer drag of a day. It's not too cold but incredibly dark out and pelty-rainy. Plus I had a first date last night with someone way more invested than I was, and I had to let him down. Unfortunately he doesn't want to be friends, either, so we both get nuffink which is too bad, because he was interesting. I'm feeling crummy about it even though I didn't mislead in any way.

The more dates I go on, the more I prefer the MNDC.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

That's usually when somebody "accidentally" gets the pointy end of my elbow. I have no patience for public transportation assholery.

MNDC?

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

mndc = nyc version of tt.

laurel, would this guy have been handy in a knife fight?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

That's the one. Only...not.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

What does MNDC stand for?

You know what's annoying? When my computer updates itself and then asks me in 5 minute intervals if I would like to restart now, or later. If I click nothing, it restarts automatically. Just fuck off, OK?

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey, speaking of which, it's thursday... just saying.

also, former chicago resident justin champlin is back in town tonight playing at ronny's. the last time i saw him he was literally sitting in a gutter in brooklyn proposing to my frien amy (whom some of you met at my birthday tt). i'm sure justin needs the $$$ so if you have no plans and want to see something really f'ing different go check out nobunny at ronny's tonight.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Monday Night Dictation Club

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

and by "something really f'ing different" i mean something like this:

http://www.victimoftime.com/images/thumb_NoBunnyVOT.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

When shit like that happens (the bus thing, because I'm still talking about myself obviously), I get so annoyed so quickly that I can't think of anything proactive to do. I just sit there fuming that I was in a fine, somewhat sleepy mood and then this lady got all her ick negative vibes on me. * shutter *

I shouldn't let her affect me any longer, starting.. nOW!

Laurel, sorry about your date. :-/

― KitCat, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

If I reacted at all, I would have said, "What [the fuck] is your problem?" "The fuck" being optional depending on the situation. The alternative would be sitting and fuming. The fact that she was 2 jerk moves ahead of me would have probably spurred me to action. Recently I sat next to a bulky woman reading her Bible on the bus. She held the Bible with her left hand and her elbow was way into my space. I "accidentally" bumped her Bible hand a couple of times while messing with my iPod, but she didn't react, that bitch. I hope the sounds of my rock-n-roll put the devil in her brain.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm with jesse. i have on occassion asked if someone's bag paid for a seat on the bus if they give me attitude. but that's usually only if i've had a couple of pops.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I work with a woman who gives up seats to the elderly and children, but NEVER to pregnant women.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm hungry and crabby.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Dating is really weird. I'm having dinner with this girl tonight, we've hung out a few times before, and at first I thought she wasn't really interested in me/a relationship so I wrote it off. But now she's calling me, and I'm not sure if I'M interested in anything serious. It's all so confusing.

― Jordan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

i'll give them up to just about anyone, unless i'm asleep. i don't care, it's just a fucking seat on a bus, it makes no difference to me.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm having dinner with this girl tonight, we've hung out a few times before, and at first I thought she wasn't really interested in me/a relationship so I wrote it off. But now she's calling me, and I'm not sure if I'M interested in anything serious. It's all so confusing.

HI DERE. i won't go into the details but in the words of the happy mondays, it's twisin' my melon man.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

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