Boy Floats Away In Balloon

So says Reptilian-controlled Sheriff Jim Alderden and his MSM co-conspirators.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0953881016.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

The dramatic announcement included an admission by Alderden that authorities misled the media on Friday when they said they still believed it was not a hoax.

In fact, after a comment on CNN Thursday night by Falcon, the 6-year-old boy, "it became very clear to us at that point that they were lying," Alderden said. But in order to get to the truth, "it was very important that they maintain their trust with us." So investigators misled the media while they carried out their "game plan" of gathering the truth.

"Thank you, cable news, for being so fucking predictable. You were a big help."

yay my faith in "experts in detecting deceptive behavior" is restored

alderden is just like that guy on that show

you mean the cop show? or the other one?

Gosh, Denver must be pretty crime free for the Sheriff to be devoting so much time and effort on this heinous crime.

I think screwing the emergency services around for a few hours so's you can get some publicity for your views about marxist pussified lizard people running the govmint is reasonably heinous.

lmao @ ice cr?m

claiming my prize

congratulating u

Er, emergency services are needed to save lives. When you tie them up for five or six hours straight not only are you pushing your stupid self ahead of people who may be in dire need, but also these services cost one fucking hell of a lot of money. If this was a hoax, I say fine the guy about $300,000 and put him jail for six months.

http://mashable.com/2009/10/15/balloon-boy-facebook/#mb

If this was a hoax, I say fine the guy about $300,000 and put him jail for six months.

can we just stuff him in one of his bullshit crafts and shoot his ass into outer space?

u guys are forgetting the joy he brought to each of us the citizens of the world

he taught us that boys can fly higher than dreams

http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/balloon-boy1.jpg

for just a few brief moments on friday we looked at the sky and realized we were all human beings... and isnt that the greatest lesson of them all?

Balloon Boy for Colorado State Representative!

for one brief shining moment we looked toward the heavens as a boy named falcon cowered in a garage attic

'Who the hell is Wolf?' balloon boy asks

On cnn.com right now. For some reason I can't play their videos though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Ib6d6yVMM&feature=player_embedded

falcon 1
wolf 0

So when is this going to get made into a TV movie?

starring the dad

Others carried aluminum foil stovetop popcorn makers that resembled the silvery balloon launched from the family's backyard Thursday, with 6-year-old Falcon believed to be onboard.

OMG TRAPPED IN STOVETOP POPCORN MAKER!

(xpost) Introducing ILXors as Themselves

Stovetop Popcornmaker <------ beautiful

I sense an endorsement/spokesperson deal here...
Falcon's Dad: "If you don't use <this brand of> stovetop popcorn maker, you'll be popping mad!"

enter heene's neighbor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvq-8ji9hU0

way 2 go media!

from behind? from behind? from behind? from behind? from behind? from behind? from behind?

wtf?!

lol @ flyin dawkins

lmao holy fuck

LOL where is this story going to go next?!?!?!

lol @ guy trying to restrain him thinking hes doing the right thing while everyone looks on like o_O

help me out guys

from behind from behind

then he get punched in the face for his troubles

u just tried that again u just tried that again u just tried that again

let him go let him go its just news man let him go

Henry Hill: [narrating] And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

repeating unaswerable questions is standard "I'm going to fight you" behavior in my experience

that's assault right? wtg media dudes.

lol jimmy two times

jimmy twelve times

jeezis

jimmy twelve times!!

that's assault right? that's assault right? that's assault right? that's assault right? that's assault right? that's assault right?

yellow dude put bald dude in headlock to prevent him from punching cell phone dude. bald dude was stating he was going to get violent and got violent. yellow dude was only using defensive measures, bald dude actually punched him in the head a few times. if anything, bald dude is the assailant.

are you yellow dude's lawyer?

naw, just a sexy dancer who knows when people start with the repeating question rev-up, it's time to take them down.

"Channel 6: We Make The News"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAzzhsR8YLg

pre-emptive assault tactics