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i'll be back in about four or five hours when even fewer people will be around.

if i don't develop something like a social life soon, i am going to go apeshit.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny don't you know
I do this shit in my sleep
that part is easy

the harder part is
not falling off my wood chair
nor barfing red wine

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm taking my bottle of tequila and heading west (to Ft. Worth). Probably won't be back tonight. be careful you crazy kids!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

social lives are for pussies.
irc chat is for Hardcore despos.
someone left home brew in my fridge! best weekend ever!

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm... according to my timestamps on this thread, yr all posting from THE FUTURE

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne gotz Teeny luff! Heartily reciprciated. Haikunm gotz barf red wine wood. Seriouslt belched so loud it scared the cat. Fiddo we have the same social un-life. Rock awn and awwwwwwwn. (Green bottles, anyone?) Oh, regreat iks settling in soon I fear.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(p.s. i'd like to give a shout-out and say happee birthday to my lil bro!)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i propose a TOAST to Jeanne's brother!

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i got drunk with my parents! whoo! they love me.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 28 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. i am drunk - again - on lime rickeys.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm no longer drunk
but I'm envious of you
inebriate fuxx

just the headache now
aspirin, lots of water,
and dreamsville for me

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

never let someone
tell you that drink can replace
love. they are lying.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I had some ghetto-ass margaritas. then some beers. then some hot fucking sex with a dude I had just met. Now I'm home with a milkshake.

mmmmmm, milkshake.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i met a lesbian model at a fag bar, had a bottle of jamesons, and now im home.... i think sam had a better nite than i did.....

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 28 December 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm, i did have a good night. I'll summarize briefly: former pro skateboarder, tattoos, 5 times in a row. God Damn.

Snuck out when he was sleeping b/c I wanted to leave while the memories were good. left him my AIM handle on a note. (that's sounds so lame.)

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, that's just awesome. Not surprisingly I got mine last night too. That was one of my more enjoyable drunks in a while; haha it was on the bottle of two-buck chuck my mom brought over! No hangover either!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, do you not get sore? Serious question. Phil, did you dick the lesbian model? Also serious question. Holla back!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

*shakes head at Mark*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, did you dick the lesbian model?

ILX somehow always knows how to make me smile.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Ned! Are you drunk? I am - on PENNE CARBONARA. My digestive system is now demanding all spare blood and my brain has gone into wobbly hibernation mode.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, Phil did not dick me. Woe is me....

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Ned! Are you drunk?

Uh, no. I am instead about to go out to get a new state ID card and indulge in some post-Xmas shopping. Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil met Jeanne? Ooh, lucky! How was ol' Phil? Still twee?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

you need ID to shop in california?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, do you not get sore? Serious question.

Yes. Yes I do.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you need ID to shop in california?

It's pretty common, actually -- at the record store, electronics place and shoe store I was at today, each spot asked for a photo ID when paying by credit card. As it is I'm carrying around my passport but I'd rather my much smaller and more convenient state ID card, thus (the driver's license is also a state ID card). I needed to update my address on the card anyway and it only cost $6 and an hour's wait, and my fave Mexican restaurant is right across the street, so that was an incentive.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, do you not know how to drive?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned does not drive. We try not to talk about it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, did you dick the lesbian model? Also serious question. Holla back!

No! I did not dick the lesbian model. But she let me touch her boobies and she took topless photos of us together..... Her nipples were like pencil erasers... She was very nice.

mark, are you drunk?

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

like pencil erasers? they went in?

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

if you rub on them they dissolve into a fine, pink powder

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

they were full of wood parings

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i ws thinking of a pencil sharpener, uh.

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne I saw yr doppelganger in Mpls the other nite! with the Ks! I didn't get drunk, though--that night, anyway.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you dick her, though?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

no! why would i want to dick a lesbian? i'll send you the topless photos if/when i get them though.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"givin' the dyke a deep dickin" is a phrase that is stuck in my head now, with several horrid variations exploding forth as I type, also with Phil as a Humpty-type smooth rapper explaining why he is cool because he did this (even though he didn't, really).

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It works better as a presidential advertisement - "Senator John McClane would like you to know that if his country required it, or even if he just thought he could get away with it, he would dick the lesbian model".

Also, obviously Dick Lesbian is the best Superhero Name, Pirate Name and Pornstar Name ever.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

If this thread had an intercom I'd demand that Clay Aiken's "Invisible" was played on a loop. A Keebler Elf that looks like the bastard child of Martin Short and Tom Yorke shares his impotent rape fantasy in a jaunty top ten jingle with echo effects and a false ending. GENIUS!

You know the dream where Clay Aiken flies into your room through the window? I wish it upon all of you. Happy New Years!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(ps I'm just feeling silly, sorry)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is *so* de-railed
quick, get drunk and ask people vainly to love you--get to it!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

phil, I was asking Matos! but you can still send me pix

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

besides, isn't 2004 going to be the year of bi-desperate?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

really, how much of a surprise is it that i did not? (too bad, she was probably straight, too.)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 1 January 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you didn't fick the str8 me? thanks fer nuthin.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i will fick the straight you; don't worry.

DO YOU HAVE SCOLIOSIS? YEAH, ME TOO.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

besides, isn't 2004 going to be the year of bi-desperate?

What, you can't pull either men or women? For once I'm waaaaay ahead of the curve.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

A Keebler Elf that looks like the bastard child of Martin Short and Tom Yorke

HOLY SHIT THAT'S PERFECT

― Shep, Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

happy 2004. may the ass-love spread far & wide.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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