"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." 3
I've never actually heard this line uttered but it's pretty fantastic sitting there on the page. The comma makes it work.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
That and the unnecessariness of the second clause. Of course he keeps his diamonds in his hideout.
― chap, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."
this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link
and arnold's delivery of it just makes it even more unwieldy and ridiculous sounding
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm going to watch the Rifftrax version of this tonight
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man i wish i had a copy handy to do the rifftrax thing with this
― latebloomer, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"We aim to ... Freeze!"
― etc, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread delivers
― DG, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
this is on TV right now. I've never seen it before. kinda amazing.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
amazing in a "completely incomprehensible and nonsensical from one shot to the next/I can't believe this got released by a major studio" kinda way
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
The Rifftrax is also definitely worth it.
― zaxxon25, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, March 31, 2008 7:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
yup
― Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Friday, 5 June 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link
the timeline goes like this iirc
--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.
y'all wasted yr votes
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 June 2009 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, watching this clip reveals plenty of other candidates. And it looks like it's not "Everybody chill!" but "All right, everyone! Chill! Chill! Chill!"
Still think "hideout," though having no ice references, was robbed.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 June 2009 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
This is my favorite Batman movie!
― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, 5 June 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
John Simon's review (from what I remember) contained one of his all-time funniest descriptions: "...like watching a Halloween-themed gay pride festival."
And this insight:
"The way beautiful women are almost systematically demeaned and made ridiculous in this film (more so than usual) betrays, it would seem, an anti-hetero stance."
The latter quote is also ironic because I think the screenwriter lives in Provincetown, MA.
― Cunga, Friday, 5 June 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed
― iatee, Friday, 5 June 2009 07:30 (fifteen years ago) link
"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 5 June 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 June 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
vs.
[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."
the comma makes them both.
― Hamildan, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
"I hope you save some turkey, for me"
^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?
― snoball, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c
3:30"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"
― abanana, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"Ice to see you!"
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 June 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"
― loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"
― loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGhRMyVv0I
― Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ivy_mrfreeze.jpg
― l.b.o.t.f.m. (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome.
― ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"
^Totally should have won.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/
^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I was loving that review.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Stop, go back and check out 'Batman & Robin in 5 seconds'.
― The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
oh this is totally worth seeing. thankfully i was old enough when it came out to appreciate the 0_o factor rather than be indignant at the Seriousness of Batman being tarnished or some bullshit, like i prolly woulda been a few years earlier.
now i have to go get some more diamonds, from my hideout.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
GA-THAM!!!
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7MLgy5Whw^^^ Most of the YouTube links upthread are dead, but one of them was probably this.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
It's wintah fowevah heya gatha!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, June 5, 2009 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I still think TS was someone's pre-brodie experiment in socks
― mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
"kick some ice" should prolly have won this poll, imo
― Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 25 July 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Love the delivery on that one, he really savors it.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Was "Have an ice day!" too prosaic for Goldsman?
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.
Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm detective John Igloo
― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Tape Store is a very real person
― Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
So is Mr. Freeze
― mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY
new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."
and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link