A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

"....and a side of my mom's rice...To stay."

Jack pouring himself a shot of cough syrup at Kenneth's apartment.

imo an even better running gag than ppl forgetting about josh's existence is everyone (esp jack) finding jenna unattractive.

jenna: the best way for a lady to get heat in this industry is to either record a country album or have a lesbian relationship
jack: uuuhhh....we'll start with the country

DONT LOOK ME IN THE EYES

Jack dramatically crossing the picket line and shoulder checking kenneth.

omg just noticed this

"you look prettyyyyyyyyy!"

I thought the line about Buscemi looking like a chameleon was pretty funny, esp. since he was a chameleon in Monsters Inc.

http://burythehammer.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/alan3.jpg?w=510&h=382

The Slate TV critic also read the ending as a dig at Leno:

http://www.slate.com/id/2232744/

"So put down your meth, slip on your whites, cos here in real America its tennis night!"

"Meet my new friends: Nobody, and his wife - Susan Walters Hyphen Nobody."

loooooooooooool

you take a hotdog, stuff it with some jack cheese and roll it in a pizzaaaaaa, you've got cheesy blasters! and then the kids say thank you to meat cat and he flies away on his skateboard!

I can't eat this; I'm a foodie.

Lone payroll employee to envelope-stuffing machine: "Today's my birthday!"

The Slate TV critic also read the ending as a dig at Leno:

Is this even up for debate?

I just noticed upon rewatch that the picture of Jesus is signed "Jack, best wishes, J."

you take a hotdog, stuff it with some jack cheese and roll it in a pizzaaaaaa, you've got cheesy blasters! and then the kids say thank you to meat cat and he flies away on his skateboard!

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Friday, October 16, 2009 7:48 AM

high point for me!
but i still liked this better than anything else on tv right now.

did nbc sports have the world cup? cause if they did they totally should have used tennis night in america as an amazing cross promotion.
xpost to whoever said they should have gone viral w/ this

i'd forgotten how hot liz is. great first episode, totally cracked at the leno dig at the end. 30 Rock + Community make a pretty decent combo atm

lol at liz not knowing how to use chopsticks

wasn't it because she was trying to pick up the cheesy blaster? i'm guessing as someone who eats so much she'd be able to figure it oot.

it was a funny throw-away gag either way

totally

i woke up this morning w/ the cheesy blasters song in my head :(

liz IS hot, but tina fey on the cover of bazaar this month looks more like liz feeling awkward at a photo shoot than tina fey looking hot. i actually wish liz and pete would get together.

nooooooooooo.

if that's what pete needs I would be glad to welcome them into my lovemaking

i actually wish liz and pete would get together.

hell no imo

im always scared that liz and jack are gonna hook up or something

I think they're too smart for that.

The writers not the characters btw

yeah i think so too

i know it would be big shark jumping but liz and pete just looked so cute.
actually bring beeper king back. i miss floydster, but he's not right for her.

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/g3/tina-fey-newsstand-cover-1109-de.jpg
not pictured: cheesy-blasters

the subscriber cover is even more awkward

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/LI/tina-fey-cover-1109-3-1109-de.jpg
"why am i wearing a dress? this is weird!"

is there really gonna be a new cast member

Best bit of the episode: Pete's "Another actor? BUT THEY HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS."

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/g8/tina-fey-cover-1109-2-1109-de.jpg

^^^ not a bad picture

actually bring beeper king back.

^^^^ a thousand times yes

srsly

i'm sure he'll pop up sometime this season

blue dress shot = ROWR

Jenna is making me hot this season.

About the cover shoot: something's weird in those photos where her lips are closed. I'm not sure what it is. In the ones where she's breathing, she looks perfectly fine. (Though I like the one in the white dress, not nearly as weird as the other cover.)

Am still laughing at "Page Against the Machine".

Can I guess your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Craigford? Is it Swimming?

I was trying to remember what he said and what the ilx confusion was up thread about the 2nd name he listed...
And I came up with Cranston. I've had the name Cranston stuck in my head all day because it seemed like a yuppie upper class type name.

i watched the show again, with closed captioning. it's craigford.

yeah, cranston was kenneth's name he made up when he wasnt supposed to be talking to tracy last season

that must have been why it stuck in my head

Jeezus, there's already been about 367 jokes before the first commercial!