Boy Floats Away In Balloon

wait are we sure this wasn't a pixar stunt

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/10/16/1255677760632/Falcon-Henne-outside-his--002.jpg

er...guys...
Boy Floats Away In Balloon

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 16 October 2009 06:51

are people not going gaga over it because of cnn's hyper coverage?

still top thread on ilx. awesome

― am0n, Friday, 16 October 2009 05:59

^ bump

What a disaster for am0n.

still? if only there was a way for it to drop down new answers

how?

i actually like the thread. i just hate cnn

some good advice here: Flush this question out

balloon boy, whats on yr ipod

The family's been doing the morning show circuit, and Falcon is sick as hell. He threw up on camera on Today and then threw up off-screen on Good Morning America while his parents just sat there in silence. Diane Sawyer had to encourage the mother to go check on him or else she would've just continued sitting there with a dumb look on her face.

Gah, these people are weirdos!

― Johnny Fever, Friday, October 16, 2009 8:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this a real thing that actually happened, did they interview the wolfs too

barfing balloon boy

Whats in your barf balloon boy?

NYT lays out the hoax evidence

The puking on TV thing really happened. There's a clip on Youtube of the kid ralphing into a tupperware container on the today show while the wannabe Mosquito Coast dad runs out the clock on his 15 minutes.

“Scam scam scam: The parents set it up,” said a woman in a Facebook posting.

A commenter on coloradoan.com said that if the incident was staged, “at minimum they need to be billed for the emergency personnel and services expended in this fiasco that has made international news.”

Others expressed relief at the boy being safe; others applauded the county sheriffs and first responders who conducted the search; and many ridiculed the news media, especially local and cable TV, for the heavy coverage of the incident.

Readers of The Denver Post’s Web site weighed in by voting in an online poll in which 47 per cent said that they felt “suspicious” or “ripped off,” while 31 per cent felt “relieved” or “happy.” Readers of Entertainment Weekly’s Web site were even more skeptical. According to a poll on that Web site, 88 per cent of respondents said that they think the incident was a hoax.

On Friday morning, the family members appeared tired and emotional and on the “Today” show on NBC, Falcon vomited on camera.

reporting^

i assume that as we speak jeff koons is working on a full-scale replica of the balloon.

i feel ripped off tbh.

balloon boy eaten by wolf blitzer :(

no, the wolves blitzed him and drank him with ice :(

u guys wolf blitzer is not a real wolf - its all a total hoax duh

assume that as we speak jeff koons is working on a full-scale replica of the balloon.

― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Friday, October 16, 2009 10:29 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

stealing the shit out of that line.

http://twitter.com/BoyInTheBalloon

the boy who cried on wolf blitzer

I am only 6 years old, and even I can see that my dad is a sketchy douche.

http://knoxvilleunderground.com/BELIEVE.jpg

a friend of mine on twitter wrote "#balloonboy has now changed his name to #falloutboy". my favorite line so far

so I just watched the "we did this for the show" comment and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

also: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ss07_la-style-balloony-maxi-version_music

fb friend:

M****** ***** small world....the ballon boy falcon...used to be our next door neighbour in Ft.Collins...and his dad did some handy work for us....crazyness
4 minutes ago · Comment · Like

his dad did some handy work for us

"I just needed to you to put up some drywall, dude."

hahahaha Ned

Is it a reverse concern troll that we have stories now entitled 'What if the Balloon Boy spectacle wasn't a hoax?'.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kvwn9f7n_AA/RtG6HoD29yI/AAAAAAAAADc/UHYeWH8ZX4Q/s400/milhouse.jpg

LOL BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8310816.stm

http://www.balloonboygame.com/

^^^recommended for minutes of fun

access flap

bestworst double entendre of the week?

"Her Majesty the Queen has asked me to write to tell you that she found your balloon in her garden at Windsor Castle when she was walking her dogs.

"Her Majesty was delighted to see how far it had flown and was so happy it was your balloon she found."

aw

http://ifoundfalcon.ytmnd.com/

hahahahahaa

Perfect.

hay guess who's fallen off trending topics

okay i may have done one of these

http://heenefication.ytmnd.com/

lol

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3433/3754455282_12ed46ae7d.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3455/3753657031_2e15c6e333.jpg

Hmmm:

The Heenes lived in Burbank several years ago, when Richard was trying to launch an acting career, according to Los Angeles media reports. Carrie Cavalier, his former landlady, told NBC News that he was late in paying rent and left town in 2007, owing her $6,000.

On Friday, the Associated Press reported that a sheriff's deputy had responded to a 911 hang-up call at the family's home in February. The deputy said that he heard a man yelling and found Mayumi Heene with a mark on her cheek and broken blood vessels in her eye, but that she attributed it to a problem with her contacts. The deputy decided he didn't have probable cause to make an arrest, and no charges were filed.

the "failed actor" angle explains a lot. makes me think of timothy treadwell.

hey, this bullshit non-story made page 1 of the NY Times. Reality TV wins!