Boy Floats Away In Balloon

fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow

― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmccco

oh fuck ;_;

the parents returned to the house and i guess the attic kid wasn't him after all? they're still on the hunt.

what the fuck??

ya turned out to be a wolf in falcon's clothing

Was it Our Maddie in the attic?

glad i missed this thread

Falcon and the Snowjob

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/10/is-balloonboy-the-meme-of-the-year.html

the diary of falcon heene, coming out in '10

Apparently the dad used to be a TV weatherman so we cant believe anything he says anyway.

hang on, did he take off from a special shit shelf?

Another sign that America's children are being brainwashed by Obama's Communist Czars to fly around in alien balloons in order to welcome a wave of illegal extra-terrestrial immigrants flooding over the border.

There is a very large child magnet maxed up to help bad adults finish the hotel of doom

lmccco

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

hahaha

i can't tell from all the joking if the kid is alive or not. anyone?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33330516/ns/us_news-life/

The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home. The craft, which resembled a silver flying saucer, was approximately 20 feet across by 5 feet high.

um

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo

That can never be linked enough.

So anyway, cast the biopic.

way to make science, america

WTF THE KID IS DRESSED UP LIKE MR. HANKIE

Dad: Nick Nolte
Mom: Gina McKee
Falcon: Kanye West
Older Brother: That smug twat out of Suite Life of Zack and Cody

The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home.

this is one of my favorite sentences of the year. (from msnbc story.)

a reality television show about wife-swapping
LOL nice wording.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaI_so0ovcc

"I was in the attic and he scared me because he yelled at me," Falcon said. "That's why I went in the attic."

this is exquisite lying here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdVI-9V5vD8&feature=related

the basket wasn't even on the goddamn balloon, couldn't the dad have been like "uh the basket's not on the goddamn ballon"

oo

wait is falcon really his name

turning and turning in the widening gyre etc

jesus... why was lisa kudrow even in a weather balloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBTBnFBipB0

If this all turns out to be viral marketing for a movie I think I might just nip out the back and shoot meself.

http://www.nndb.com/people/949/000050799/frank-dekova.jpg

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/16/us/16balloon.3375.jpg http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/16/us/16balloon.1906.jpg

oh, falconpaws

Falcon’s father, Richard Heene, said his son has a habit of slinking away whenever he is scolded.

“Whenever we tell him things like ‘It’s a bad thing to do,’ he does go and hide,” he said. “He cowers down, and like if we go to the store and he wants to buy some candy or something, I have to tell him no and he’s always behind and the boys are always saying ‘Come on, Falcon, hurry up.’ ”

sir your son appears to be pussified

and eaten by wolves

so i totally missed this thanks to a lol comcast outage in my neighborhood but do we know what the other kids are named?

snowman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A

"You said we did it for the show"?

The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home.

this is one of my favorite sentences of the year. (from msnbc story.)

― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol

one of the brothers is called bradford - sry btw aware thats not an hilarious name

OMG!!!!! i saw this episode of wife swap!! the dad is a maniac and basically an emotional abuser

"I played with my toys and took a nap," Falcon told a group of reporters outside his home Thursday afternoon.

<3 kids

x-post ^^^^^^^ YES!!! Thank you S for not letting me down here. They were the insane storm chasers, remember?? I knew my Wife Swap habit would be useful someday.

The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home.

this is one of my favorite sentences of the year. (from msnbc story.)

― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol

Change "this year" to "that year" and it could have been the first sentence of a J. G. Ballard story as presented by the sluglords.

xp yup! he may be the worst person i've seen on that show which is saying something.

o_O worse than the dude who made his family eat raw meat???????