Boy Floats Away In Balloon

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what if the dad was a lizard person and this was a big PR promo for the new episodes of V

pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

I can't imagine people cooking up too much jiffy pop for the next few months without some wiseass bringing this shit up.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

So Rhys Ifans has been in at least 2 movies that revolve around balloon accidents? What are the odds?

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

why should anyone care about this? don't get it.

Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

No Kanye jokes yet? The net's slow today.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

so the boys whereabouts is still up in the air?

brownie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

why should anyone care about this? don't get it.

― Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when exactly was the moment u lost yr natural sense of wonder, monster

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/9jq51x.jpg

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

I was leaving the gym when I heard about balloon boy. I walked out of the lockers and there was a big group of people gathered around a TV. The screen had weirdly-shaped flying objects on it, maybe like a flying saucer. I figured it was the Martians finally attacking or at least 9/11 all over again. Then they said it was a kid in a balloon. Never forget, man. Never forget.

dan m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

As someone who has dealt with these kinds of cases before my armchair analysis is that the ballon landed empty in a farmers field.

brownie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

It would be tremendously out of order to post a Youtube of that last scene from Cloverfield here, wouldn't it?

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-65548

so weird

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

it would be out of order nv--youd have to start with the first scene

Bobby Wo (max), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tlidr95gRew/Ss5DM6ZO4OI/AAAAAAAAA4w/R9bygXnDd38/s320/Cow+UFO.JPG

Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

lol i need to knock together a custos jpeg at some point

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

via twitteronia
http://i38.tinypic.com/33y5dnp.jpg

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

xp, <3 max

caek, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

so let's see, the 2009 year-in-review photomontage will feature the saggy balloon, Michael Jackson, probably inaugural Obama, maybe emotional Gov. Sanford, what else?

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

akshully it was more of a Dad joke I guess.

kudos either way :D

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

someone plz pshop "I WANT TO BELIEVE" onto daria's pic

dan m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

"I could be completely wrong on the forest thing"

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

2009 year-in-review photomontage

blago, YOU LIE, kanye

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

it's already been done!
http://i37.tinypic.com/28lvy8o.jpg

Dan I., Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

So was this linked yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

of course it has xp

dan m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

so this is what news is now. one hour of intense interest and irrational hysteria and then....

Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

"now"

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

then the kid is missing so they look for him

no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

"CNN issues apology to Surfboard Dudes Get Wiped Out, Totally for letdown"

no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

yeah okay now that I've seen that video (ignored it the first time) if I had been in this family I also would have attempted to escape by balloon

RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

let down??? all ive heard about this is that they found an empty balloon??

Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

What an odd family.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground," Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Eloise Campanella said. "The basket itself was not breached. It does not look like he fell out of it, but again, this is all conjecture."

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

even if it turns out this kid can teleport, it would not be worth it if the price included being made to be in a music video for a song named "Pussified" based off of a Cold sample

RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

Whoever puts their hand up to this is gonna get so tasered.

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

it's pretty obv that he was never in the balloon - if he had fallen out in the early stages they would've found him already

no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

does this kid even exist

where is the birth certificate

Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, this is clearly a shop

http://i33.tinypic.com/332ciud.jpg

Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

even if it turns out this kid can teleport

I like how you just throw that out there.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

may name is falcon / ill kick you in the nuts / something something something / yaarrgghhhfff

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

A modern Raunchy Young Lepers.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

tbf the USA definitely needs more kids who are prepared to kick you in the nuts

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

the humanity

brownie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

so this kid teleported the wolves into the balloon? when did they get out?

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

nut kicking a natural instinct for those not pussified

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

he ate them so they are in his stomach - find the kid and youll find the wolves

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.poyi.org/63/photos/01/03.jpg

no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

apparently the kid had a habit of crying balloon fall wolf eat

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

"there is no child in this balloon"

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

find the kid and youll find the wolves

Heroes season 4 slogan

modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)


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