Boy Floats Away In Balloon

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tho it is plausible that he untied the balloon and then ran away becuz he knew his parents would whup his ass.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

And now we get to the "oh this family is a bunch of weirdos" portion of the game.

― WmC, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

wouldn't the dad know??

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

we can hope xxp

― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

msnbc.com just say no boy found in the balloon

― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

table you said "he's dead. really." has msnbc reported that someone found his body?

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

xpost

there's a live video feed

― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

The boy's father, Richard Heene, is an amateur scientist, according to a 2007 Denver Post article on weather chasers. He joined a retired TV weatherman, Scott Stevens, to form what a weather-research team they called The Science Detectives.

― I regret choosing this bland user name (peter in montreal), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

Having been unemployed for a large part of the last 7 months I've seen many many episodes of Wife Swap and sadly have to say that the parents (storm chasers iirc) were pretty nuts. :/

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

xpost to Tracre - it sounds like they think that's most likely but no certainty

― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

Not the real Village People - dude you are able to see.. into the past!!!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

xp PSYIENCE Detectives
http://www.thepsyiencedetectives.com/

― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

falcon

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

hey I'm an hour behind on the west coast

― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

fox still suspects it might be a hoax

― daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://i37.tinypic.com/20u8u1c.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://rochesterhills.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/250px-flat_stanley.jpg

― a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

Drudge spends a lot of his time thinking that. xp

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

this is cnn's top story? bombings in pakistan not sexy enough?

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

aw c'mon. "BOY IN A BALLOON OMG". we all did it.

― ok star grumbles (lukas), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

#2 story on CNN: "Original KISS Drummer Beats Breast Cancer."

― a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

omg cnn now reporting the body was found in a field being eaten by wolves

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

kids in wells are passe

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

Boy found in South America wtf?

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

omg cnn now reporting the body was found in a field being eaten by wolves

Oh they are not.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

#2 story on CNN: "Original KISS Drummer Beats Breast Cancer."

already posted btw:

KISS:C or D?

― RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

i hope the kid is hiding in one of his dad's presumably 28 storm shelters

― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

comparing the bbc and cnn homepages is fun

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

This year's top Halloween costume, I'm guessing.

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

cnn now reporting the boy was found in a field eating wolves

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

too soon

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

wolf hunting season still a month away

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

MSNBC: A SECOND BALLOON HEADED FOR THE WHITEHOUSE HAS ALSO CRASHED

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

i don't believe there is a wolf

― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

ur right, it's a pack of multiple wolves

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

their two sons were playing outside when the older boy saw the younger one climb in and the balloon fly away.

i mean...

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

OBAMA TO CONGRESS: WHERE IS THE BOY?

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

LIMBAUGH: THIS IS OBAMA'S AMERICA

― goole, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

i knew from the second i saw the first shot of that balloon in the air wolves were gonna figure into this somehow

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

airwolf?

― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

their two sons were playing outside when the older boy saw the younger one climb in and the balloon fly away.

i mean...

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dad, falcon did it, serious

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Knowing-Wallpaper-knowing-5640381-1024-768.jpg

Don't worry, the kid is safe. It's the rest of us who need to be worried

― Tuomas, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

I am trying to figure out what exactly the dad was thinking with building this thing

Let's build this sucker so my son can climb in, fly away, be filmed by tons of cameras and then ends up dead.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

OBAMA TO CONGRESS: WHERE IS THE BOY?

― am0n, Thursday, October 15, 2009 8:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

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― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

alive scenarios:
1) brother has run away, possibly with an assist from his brother
2) kid lying in ditch somewhere with broken leg
3) hilarious prank

dead scenarios:
1) fell out and died
2) either the brother or the parents killed him and this is an elaborate cover up

― aarrissi-a-roni, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

#falconfail

― Bobby Wo (max), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

Wisdom via Twitter:

RT @morgan_murphy: right now would be a great time for a politician to admit he fucks horses. It would get BURIED under this balloon story.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

Wonder if he received a bail-out?

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

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