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That's history.

humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

kudos.

If it wouldn't get someone sued, a Random DBD Generator (like the Garfield one) would be fucking awesome.

milo z, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha love how they have a BLACK dude calling Hillary the first black president umm waht

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

If it wouldn't get someone sued, a Random DBD Generator (like the Garfield one) would be fucking awesome.

I was about to propose the exact same thing. But unlike the Garfield one, it would barely alter the strip at all - you could have a web game set up where you view pairs of DBD cartoons and try to guess which one is from the randomizer and which one is intended by the cartoonist to represent a coherent (indeed, punchy!) back-and-forth dialogue.

The recent spread of Obama caricatures re: the evils of diplomacy brings me back to a question I posed a while ago: how long does it take a public figure to become standardized in the pens of cartoonists? If Obama is elected, how many years into his presidency will we go before we stop seeing things like that one where his top teeth are 90% of his head?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070801.jpg

the duck is right. All you brown people, please step out of the line. White folk don't do the terrorist shit, everybody knows, so you can pass on thru.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/rosebyoth.jpg

Let the record show that I would open enjoy having Levi Stubbs' voice.

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kingfish, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

the democratic party - gigantic, mutant man-eating plants since 1824.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

I am SO voting for the progressive man-eating plant

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Osama's a dictator?

Chavez is a dictator?

Venga, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, he is kind of!

humansuit, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

The last three elctions in Venezuela say otherwise.

Venga, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

*elEctions

Venga, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I understand what the literal definition of dictator is, but still.

humansuit, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-08-01.png

that's right, ladies and gentlemen, allocating funds so that kids have some baseline form of medical care is full on socialism! bring on the guilt!

kingfish, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

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kingfish, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

why is that on the batshit right-wing thread?

milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

b/c it's done by one of the bsrw guys, and it's plenty batshit.

kingfish, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070801.jpg

I'm entertained by the Chavez caricature, since the scribbler couldn't think of any other way to decorate him but with a hawaiian shirt and a button.

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Shelton_C20070731.jpg

uhm...huh?

kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

i assume it says wall street journal under darth's hands there.

bnw, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

is there any actual evidence that the surge is working?

kenan, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

That is possibly just a friendly reminder that flushing a Koran down the toilet is a speech act, not a hate crime -- flushing an actual Muslim down a toilet, now that, that's a hate crime.

nabisco, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

You know, as a response to the 8% of Americans currently charged with hate crimes for putting the Koran in toilets.

nabisco, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

post surge: less American troops killed, more Iraqi civilians killed. mission accomplished!

bnw, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0801dd.jpg

Again, making sure that poor kids get health coverage = SOCIALISM OH GOD NOES

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good ol chuck asay, always good for extreme wtf in black & white.

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kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

is there anybody in the world of any intelligence who seriously is debating whether "radical Islam" started the war in Iraq????

dan selzer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

I think maybe pelosi face crack might be the new osama thumbs up.

Clay, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit, time for more Jesse:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070802.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

black people talk like THIS

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

And if these don't float your boat, tune in tomorrow for all the bridge collapse toons. How will this incident be used to assault non-conservatives? Wait & see!

kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's clear that God was punishing Minneapolis for being to liberal. ;_;

humansuit, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

its predicted somewhere in Corinthians dontchaknow

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

O did a dinosaur step on it no evolution?

humansuit, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

NICE BRICKS!

gr8080, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Chuck Asay draws a pretty decent John Edwards, but everything else about these is as bsrw as usually.

The "Which one has Obama refused to meet with..." lineup actually ends up making the opposite point. It seems totally reasonable that the President would want to meet with international leaders and foes, but cross a media institution off his to-do list.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

kinda like how the current President hates to talk with the press

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.08.02.Obomba.jpg

different Obama face here. Pointy ass chin, but no huge wall o' teef. The ears stick out, but aren't huge dubya-sized jackass/radar dishes.

kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

wha-? he just said he WOULDN'T nuke pakistan

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-08-02.png

thank god Gaggle is finally attacking Halliburton, KBR, ConAgra, Boeing, etc etc etc.

You think these assholes ever heard of the Tennessee Valley Authority?

kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070803.jpg

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BBE452B1A-BBA8-459E-BEEC-C771B45380F3%7D.gif

There's something about the accusations of hypocrisy here which is amusing, seeing as how the guy being reported on runs enough media outlets to deliberately increase the level of sensationalism in the culture.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070802.jpg

Again, the assertion that context, intent, or motive doesn't matter at all in any crime is bullshit and so thoroughly ignorant of both the letter and the spirit of centuries of anglo-american common law. If your truck blows a tire and you uncontrollably swerve into oncoming traffic which results in somebody dying, you're automatically guilty of murder now, ain't you. Terrorism is only so a crime so much as property is damaged or people are killed. Hate speech and hate crime are the same thing, right? like, they both have the word "hate" in them!

kingfish, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

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didn't think this one through, did he

abanana, Saturday, 4 August 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Well that headline likely refers to the two war-supporting, Bush apologists from the Brooking Institute who the administration sent to Iraq to get piggy-back rides from Gen. Petraeus, and who came back to provide the "even these feerce librul critiks think the Serge is werkin" meme. The fact that the media still buys into this suggests a high Midichlorian count in the Executive Branch.

mulla atari, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for mentioning those brookings stooges. saw both of them on various shows/in various articles talking about how great iraq is doing, i've only noticed crooks and liars talking about how full of crap they are.

wikipedia says the brookings institution is traditionally considered liberal. unh?

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

they were, not so much anymore

kingfish, Sunday, 5 August 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

sanctimony powered go cart? way to steal jokes from the simpsons, you creative genius, you.

kenan, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

re: thickening arctic ice

http://www.planetwater.ca/research/sea-ice/IceD.gif

kenan, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

when the history of this age is written, I hope that attention is paid to the tribal epistemology and completely unconscious adoption of postmodern relativism by those who spent decades decrying it.

kingfish, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/080607.jpg

I'm confused - things are going so well the Iraqis are kissing our asses... or the damn dirty lib'ruls have so constrained our troops so they're forced to "kiss <towelhead> ass"?

milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)


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