San Francisco and what to do in it

i imagine there could be some pretty epic fights on the 38 geary.

Translation:

Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down.
(0.48): If that bitch didn't want to let me sit down don't mean she got to bitch at me.
(0:59): I didn't yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don't stand up for myself, she won't get scared.
(1:44): Dare to pick on chinese people?
(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people.
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don't fight no more.
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the f*@# out of her!

old man 3 otm

okay that makes sense. it was confusing because it looked like there were two empty seats, enough for each of them to have one.

women be bitching

the worst part of my life is when the 33 gets to the stop in front of amoeba and all the annoying runaways get on and are SO LOUD

i just remember taking the 19 a bunch of times where there'd be some guy with bleeding abscesses on his way to SF General.

eh kids don't tend to bother me as much as the crazy junkies cuz really you never know what the fuck a crazy junkie is gonna do (stab somebody, drop their pants, throw up, pick a fight, argue loudly about how Lou Reed was in Black Sabbath, etc.)

^^above examples all 100% true

hmm I left out "take a shit"

awake or while nodding off in the seat next to you?

I wish lou reed had been in black sabbath

i actually dont mind the SFGH crowd as much -- i just give em a wide berth. i always find the haight kids are more apt to get up in your shit with their gnar dogs

i guess the real truth is that i have yet to experience anything truly wild on public trans in SF or oakland, but iatee seems right about this being the place for it

they let the punklets' dogs on the bus?

oh but a hooker pinched my butt at 20th and van ness while @nnie and i were walking home one night! it was all in fun, though.

xp ive seen it, but more often theyre just at the bus stop, hollering sublime lyrics at the top of their lungs and talking about how no one smokes weed anymore.

the punklets have seriously gone downhill

I totally smoke weed I just would rather not be in an enclosed space with your filthy mutt.

thing is the dogs would smell better than they did

where is the thread about kids blasting music on their cell phones on the back of a bus? it was revived the other day and this conversation brought that to mind

when i lived in SF (12-13 years ago), I saw kids that I'd seen the previous hanging on the street with their dogs in Santa Cruz, and then I'd go to Berkeley on a date, and see them again.

I totally smoke weed I just would rather not be in an enclosed space with your filthy mutt.

― the taint of Macca is strong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

sayin! plus the grodiest teeth

classick = crustypunks on the 33 loudly arguing with each other about which of them was entitled to "claim" the moniker "scumfuck"

those kids are gross and all but I'm secretly glad they exist so there's something for the tourists to see on haight and telegraph

a couple weeks ago i rode w this tweaker lady who was suuuuper into singing along to CROCODILE ROCK from her walkman

Anyone know where you can buy proper (British style) bacon in SF? I got a pack of regular stuff here and it's mostly rubbery fat with a weird flavo(u)ring.
I have only been to a Safeway and a small Trader Joe's so far.

xp - i used to live in the haight, and actually the crusty kids weren't as annoying as the tourists.

yeah crusty kids have never given me *any* problems and I've lived on both streets

xp Go to a proper butcher, like Antonelli's or Drewes Brothers or etc.

NtrVP: Mission Market on Mish btw 21/22 iirc

never had a prob with crusties either. they usually are only bussed in on the weekend right?

Walking down Telegraph by Berkeley Amoeba, crusty kids hanging around and all I have time to hear is the shirtless one w/guitar saying "Name ANY Sublime song and I'll play it!"

also nice: drugged man?/woman? on BART yelling at me about 4AD and the Cocteau Twins

heh - a few weeks ago I went to see my friend's new band play at the Long Haul in Berkeley (a lot of these kids were there), and there was this older guy who kept loudly exclaiming that he had crackers he'd be willing to share. The crazy old guys are more entertaining than the young crusties.

otm but they're also more likely to bother you

yeah, I asked him, "What kind of crackers?" and he proceeded to go on about them even more.

did Gene Lee ever make his way to SF, or did he pretty much stay in Oakland, after moving here from Chicago?

It's the kids getting out of school who make the most noise on the buses I take, though a bunch of us once 'politely escorted' a tweaker off the bus after he loudly exclaimed his hatred for SF 'cause it was all *various racial epithets*, fags and dykes.

^^^hmmm I was either on that bus or have ridden with same tweaker.

actually that was on of the first times I'd ridden the bus (this was the F Line on Market, during the evening commute) and this obviously flaming gay guy in blue dolphin shorts and a beanie and other weird accoutrements got on, loudly shouting any and all racial epithets and insults to everyone around him. That guy got physically thrown off the bus though and a cop was called iirc.

other people thrown off the bus: greasy junkie in leather pants (who I'd previously noticed reading a copy of some Aleister Crowley book) gets on, demanding that a "nigger" give up his seat for him. which of course didn't go over very well. gang of young black guys proceeded to throw him off the bus, kicking him in the back on his way out. dude whipped out a knife when he picked himself up, but the bus had already moved on by then.

good times!

14 Mission Bus in the middle of summer - two sweaty, filthy tweakers get on, one with no shirt (and no teeth) and long mangled black hair. Shirtless tweaker is ogling passing women out the window, shouting sexual innuendos at clearly underage teenage girls etc.

dunno how his bus ride ended, I got off a couple stops later.

damn dude, you really have all the "luck."

I won't say much or mind overmuch if you're off your meds, but it's when you think it wise to repeatedly say shit about black people when there are like 5 or 6 black dudes near you that I know you're seriously a danger to yourself and others. I was pretty happy that we just made him get off 'cause I wouldn't at all have been surprised if some one had beaten his ass.

well I've been riding the bus at least 2xday for 10+ years so ... um... yeah

I don't really ride it on the weekends anymore tho (now that I have a car and a baby), which has definitely cut down on the crazy. Mostly I only take the 27 and the 9 these days, which are fairly mellow.

On the 6 or 71, I get Haight-bound tourists, highschool students, commuters, etc... It can be pretty heteroclite.

I won't say much or mind overmuch if you're off your meds, but it's when you think it wise to repeatedly say shit about black people when there are like 5 or 6 black dudes near you that I know you're seriously a danger to yourself and others.

yeah see for me the weirdest thing was when those black guys literally kicked him off the bus... y'know, people cheered. And the black guys were all proud and strutting and bragging about it. While my feelings about it were pretty mixed. I mean, sure the guy was being a jerk but he was also clearly unbalanced, and its not like ganging up on him took any real bravery or anything... and I'm kinda not down with people beating each other in general... it left a bad taste in my mouth.

heteroclite

Michael White, teachin me new words

haha, I plugged that one into my dictionary widget myself.

I had to take the 71 and 6 (or is it the N-bus at that point?) late at night when I lived in SF - there were regular crazies that I've unfortunately forgotten

The guy who was on my bus was a tweaker, to be fair, but he just uttered a string of malicious invective like he was looking to for a confrontation and I just couldn't put up with it anymore. The dudes that kicked him off weren't just the black dudes, though one old black guy precipitated it by basically saying, "That's it. No more of this shit. You gotta get off the bus right now." A bunch of us just stood up, including a gay couple one whom loooked well-pissed, to back him up and the tweaker went from confrontational to sheepish. It was just one of those days when you're on the bus reading quietly, waiting to get home and the anti-social shit just becomes unbearable.