this is the thread where we complain about the new york times crossword puzzle

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fwiw tracer i have been trying to figure out what they mustve actually meant myself for like 5 minutes now

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

If you were at a slaw tasting, you would be asked "Which of the slaws do you like best?" not "Which of the SLAW do you like best?"

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

"which slaw do you like the best"

he is correct imo

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, did you know that "coleslaw" literally means "curly slave" in German?

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

if i was at a slaw tasting i'd look out over the long rows of tables, all laden with heaped platters of vinegary cabbage, and say softly to myself in awe, "that's a lot of slaw"

xpost: no, that is fantastic

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

no, I made that up

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

'Ah done reckon I'm hanckerin' for a slaw somrgasbord yee haw rootin' tootin' frick frackin' slinga-ling-dongin' hogwarshed guldurned rabbit!"

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

*shoots air; ground*

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

Hurting 2 why you braek hart

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

"If ain't ate all them type'a slaw, I'ma bury myself alive in a goldigger's grave, by great saint scott peter's ghost I tell ya all my ratta-tattin-fracka-lackin'-grabba-grubbin' cowlicked brown-eyed days!"

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

"Rabbit!"

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

alan braxe should be in more crosswords

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

It does kind of sound like it should mean that. But it derives from a word for cabbage, apparently.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

diamanda galas

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

haha the wire needs to start a crossword puzzle on the back page!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

"Rocker Galas"

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

Eno, Bowie and Cale all seem like good crossword names

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

the wire crossword puzzle hints and answers

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

This goes COMPLETELY against the spirit of this thread, but ...

... am I the only person here who both did the NYT crossword and watched the Simpsons yesterday??? That seriously tripped me out!

nabisco, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

wha happen???

ice cr?m, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

I'm really glad I didn't see any news of this before it happened, because I was actually sitting on the couch doing the Sunday crossword while watching the Simpsons:

Lisa gets into crossword puzzles and enters a competition. Homer makes a bundle betting on her but then bets against her in the final competition, which she loses to Gil. Lisa finds out Homer bet against her and is outraged.

But then in the end Homer apologizes through the NYT crossword puzzle, the one I'm sitting there working on, which turns out to have not only a diagonal message (something like "DADDY SORRY FOR DUMB BET") but also the first letters of all the clues spell out a long message from Homer to Lisa!

nabisco, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

Will Shortz was on the Simpsons

gabbneb, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

and Burns and Smithers "appeared" on the puzzle segment on Sunday Weekend Edition on NPR

gabbneb, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

ha! :)

ice cr?m, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not in the habit of doing the Sunday NYT, since I only sporadically buy the paper, but there was buzz about this week's on the Cruciverb listserv because of the Simpsons tie-in, so I subscribed online last night. I watched the show first, though, so I had some freebie fills.

jaymc, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

I had zero idea it was going to happen. It was a little bit scary, actually. Like "did I eat mushrooms and forget about it" scary.

(Although I had been thinking earlier in the episode that there were a whole lot of puzzles appearing, and obviously the artists weren't going to construct puzzles for background art, so surely they had some kind of partnership going with someone to use their puzzles...)

nabisco, Monday, 17 November 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

There were a couple of times in the episode where there were quick shots of puzzles that appeared to violate crossword rules -- e.g., two-letter words, letters that only went in one direction, etc. Whenever a whole puzzle was on display for more than a couple of seconds, it was usually fine, but I was surprised that the others existed at all, considering Merl Reagle was credited as a consultant.

jaymc, Monday, 17 November 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

Merl Reagle explains how the episode came about (not sure why it's a PDF):
http://www.sundaycrosswords.com/TheSimpsonsBehindtheScenes.pdf

jaymc, Monday, 17 November 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

That is mindblowing!

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 17 November 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

20-across otm lolololololol

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

How come the NY Times Crossword doesn't have an iPhone app yet :/

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

(...he said, pretending he's smart enough to do the NY Times crossword)

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

Jaymc, do a brother a favor and send me the .puz file, unless it's floating about the internets.

Casuistry, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

there are plenty of crossword apps that allow you to download times puzzles, you just need a subscription

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

i have a pretty lame crossword app right now

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

its all numbers and there's no clues.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

thats called "sudoku"

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

E-mailed you, Casuistry.

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

When Yma Sumac died I felt that the NYT should have run just a blank square in place of the puzzle as a lifetime tribute.

As for "slaws," it's a long-standing NYT policy to reserve the right to pluralize anything & everything. Even personal names might get pluralized, like "OBAMAS." Foreign words sometimes get pluralized in a way that doesn't correspond to how they get pluralized in their own language, as in "RAVIOLIS," for example.

And yes, Brian ENO gets clued all the damn time in the NYT puzzle. So does ELO.

Josefa, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

ENOS

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

thanks for that info josefa, i never knew that

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

When Yma Sumac died I felt that the NYT should have run just a blank square in place of the puzzle as a lifetime tribute.

Ha, my first thought when she died (after "Yma Sumac was still alive?") was "I bet the crossword community will be all over this news" -- and they were.

Even personal names might get pluralized, like "OBAMAS."

This makes sense, because it can be clued as "Barack and Michelle." If you pluralize personal names, it's preferable that there are at least two recognizable people that share that name. But if that's not the case, you can still sometimes get away with a clue like "Pres. Barack and others" or "Barack's family."

And yes, Brian ENO gets clued all the damn time in the NYT puzzle.

Sometimes his brother Roger gets clued instead (or alongside: "Ambient composers Brian and Roger"). I'm waiting for a reference to Spoon drummer Jim Eno, however.

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

the slaws of yesterday

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

why is no one loling at my joke

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

20-across otm lolololololol

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:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

just looking for a satisfied chuckle as a subtle way of indicating u did the nyt xword today

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Jaymc, do a brother a favor and send me the .puz file, unless it's floating about the internets.

me too?

some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

just looking for a satisfied chuckle as a subtle way of indicating u did the nyt xword today

Oh, I thought you were referring to Sunday, and I was like, I don't get it.

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, I get it now.

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

Where can I see this solved Simpsons puzzle?

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)


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