c/d: paris hilton

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pretty much everything in the hague is awesome.
especially the name.

undead in the hague, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

cbgotm

peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I loves the Paris and am a particularly avid fan of her work with Rick Soloman.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Her music is good.

Her show was pretty good, for at least a few months.

WTF people?

Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how Nicole is totally the indie "Simple Life" pick.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah it's a regular Scarlett Johannson/Thora Birch issue.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

in that case, i am probably totally un-indie. (thora = indie, right?)

peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

dudes, everyone (indie and non-indie) would do it with scarlett johannson.

undead in the hague, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I completely adore Nicole Richie, though. That girl is a pure fuzz ball off shitty attitude and fantatic threads. I'd like to have sat behind her in class.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't do it with Scarlett Johannson.

I would do it with Paris Hilton.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd do it with both. I'd try them together but I'm not sure my heart would take it.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think her manipulative, "I can get away with anything, don't you know who I AM?" smirky attitude is offensive and tiresome. Nothing to do with her looks, she has the kind of very American Inherited Wealth attitude that her gets her derision and brickbats. We dont hold truck with that shite.

She was a lot prettier before all the weird plastic surgery on her face.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

here gets her. not her gets her.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I would totally be Paris Hilton's giggalo if my wife wouldn't divorce me and take the attendant millions.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did she have her nose made MORE HOOKY? WTF.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

meaning you would giggle at her? (xp)

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If so, 'giggle' must mean something else in the states?

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how totally airbrushed nicole ritchie is on all of those simple life billboards all over LA. you know the network thinks youre ugly if they airbrush you to the point of being irrecognizable.

Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dude that's kind of what they always do, I hate to tell you.

Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

One more for the "I think she (or at least her image) is a scream" tally. The idea that someone can be famous just for being famous is somehow simultaneously repugnant and heartwarming. At any rate, I think she's a very appropriate icon for our era.

mouse (mouse), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Not sure I know enough to really form a concrete opinion, but two thoughts:

1. Didn't she, like, publicize her reality show with a home porn vid released to the internet? If so, dud.

2. She's supposedly fabulously wealthy, yet dressses & acts like a total hillbilly. Again, dud . Oh for the days when the upper classes set a tasteful example for the peasants to aspire to.

3. She seems nice enough, is kinda cute & kinda funny. Not dud.

briania (briania), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked her more with straight hair.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

the only thing i really want to say about paris, is that her face is fake. go to awfulplasticsurgery.com... she used to have an ENTIRELY OTHER FACE

doesn't anyone care about this?!??!

scout (scout), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Her sister has some class, at least.

xpost yeah thats what i said!

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

she's even nice to "stupid niggers" THESE days.

xxxpost

tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a fan.

If only because I've seen the kind of creepy douchebags on ILX who run her down and call her an "insect" or whatever. Woman-hating creeps. She is attractive. She is getting paid. Good for her. I do think it is funny that she was dating Urlacher for a while. What a meeting of the minds. Oh to be a fly on the wall and listen to some of those conversations....

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I think there are plenty of women with fuller figures than Paris Hilton that are constantly trumpeted (Tracer has now redefined that term for me forever) and praised for being "real" women etc. I mean, how many times can "curves" be "in again"?

the whole "curves are in" thing isn't really valid. it's a slogan thrown around when someone is slender yet not flat-chested (gisele, elizabeth hurley, etc).

anyway, i agree with lara. nicole ritchie seems totally batshit on another planet nuts, in a way that's more joyful than ms. hilton.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i agree with spencer chow.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(you can probably safely repeat that on every thread.)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't adore Paris but I don't mind her. I saw her in the street one day last year signing autographs for some young girls. She was very gracious towards them.

Also when she was on the Gold Coast (in Australia) last year making a movie a little girl wrote and invited her to come to her Paris Hilton-themed birthday party and Paris showed up for it. I thought that was very sweet of her-all the little girls were over the moon.

I became sympathetic towards her after I became tired of listening to sexist asshole pornoisseurs critiquing her performance.

estela (estela), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

classic, with just a hint of dud

cleveland marriot (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud, in the vid she's like a sack of spuds, absolutely lifeless. Obviously if she wanted to give me some of her money, she’d be 100% classic. Is that wrong?

lucifer, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm tempted to say classic, but I also thought that the South Park episode in which she won the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" contest was pretty damn start-to-end funny.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"won" = "lost"

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.amy-poehler.net/amy/hilton/connections14.jpg

Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic for the parade of horrible, hilarious outfits, dud for not being crazy or hot.

BUTTDOZER, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot the stretched tight-as-a-drum plastic-surgery facial features - add that to the dudlist

Dadrockismus (Dada), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris isn't really "skeletal," just more lanky / gangly / willowy. At least from what I can tell.

You obv haven't checked LimeLight.org for a while. She's much too skinny, look how her shoulder bones (?) stick out. There was an article/interview/whatever which focused on her obsessive way of dieting and overfeeding her pets. Whatever, I think she's just plain boring, empty and extremely unattractive. It's close to necrophilia if you fuck Paris: there's nothing *there*. On top of that, who hasn't been up/under/behind Paris? That said, the amateur sex video was *hawt* as hell, I loved watching her doe-eyed expression, the sex was average. Rick however was fucking the camera, not her. Her whole schtick - I have money - is also pretty silly. I was astounded to see how many teenage girls look up to her: a vapid Barbie styled skeleton with a sidekick in one hand and a complete turd (Rick S? that MTVJock/Porn guy? EW!) in another hand. Did you guys/girls see that picture of her walking on the street with her boob sticking out. Nicky Hilton isn't much better. B-list celebs at best.

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(For those wondering, there is a post on here which explains what tremendoid was referencing with the "stupid niggers" comment. Racism, that's hot.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris Hilton was the 2nd most popular querry on google in 2004
If I have what affirmative and what else no comment
If I care affirmative a critical analysis no comment

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(From that site that Dan linked to comes the following comment: Get real. The chicks got mucho dinero but I wouldn't screw her with John Kerry's dick tied to a telephone pole. WTF?)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

cuz john kerry's got a big ol' dick, y'see, only he has a problem of showing it, apparently

Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the whole "curves are in" thing isn't really valid. it's a slogan thrown around when someone is slender yet not flat-chested (gisele, elizabeth hurley, etc).

I understand what you're saying, but I'm not sure how that contradicts my main point. I think people are slightly more cautious about saying a woman has no boobs (vs. "no ass"), but it's still a fuller figure means more "real" equation.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want some MOTHAFUCKIN FAT FUCKIN TITTIES O_O

that's hot, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

People are more cautious about saying "no boobs" because there hasn't been a widely-publicized, well-documented rash of fatalities/horrifying health complications linked to butt implants.

Also, people do still criticize women for not having boobs!

Finally, your main point is invalid because when they pick "full-figured" sex symbols, they pick people like J.Lo and Beyonce, neither of which could possibly be bigger than an 8. (Kate Winslet and Drew Barrymore are other good examples of this phenomenon of "sexy women in Hollywood who are full-figured are at least four sizes smaller than the national average".)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Look everyone, my main point is that it's not ok to redress the tyranny of thin by putting people down for having "no ass"! It's not that complicated. I wrote "FULLER" in both posts, ok?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer has no ass.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Do too!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The first time I met Nabisco he recommended a book to me, too! What's with that guy?!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That's hot.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)


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