Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

he doesn't actually say "Ice to see you" does he?

"you're not taking ME to ze COOLER" was a hilarious stoned catchphrase amongst my friends for about a year after this film came out.

"A frosty reception indeed!"

"Rest assured Batman, this is snow joke"

"Shiver me timbers"

glad again I'm not "into" bad movies

^
"A frosty reception indeed!"

"Adam and Evil!"

omg huge lols

"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!" ???

glad again I'm not "into" bad movies

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, March 28, 2008 3:04 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^
"A frosty reception indeed!"

-- latebloomer, Friday, March 28, 2008 3:05 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolololol

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

orly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c

contains the laundry line

i mean i might just have to go with "ice to see you," that kind of pushes my buttons, so simple and elegant and completely retarded

lO_ol @ at gratuitous ass shots

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

^all about the comma

they had to have had a cookie jar full of ice/cold puns which they just pulled up at random and plugged in, wacky mad-libs style

was "ice to see you" a deliberate bite of McBain or is it possible that two individual minds could come up with such genius?

Batman and Robin clearly had about a hundred minds involved in the scriptwriting process.

man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for

# Angels & Demons (2009) (pre-production) (screenplay)

# I Am Legend (2007) (screenplay)
... aka I Am Legend: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)
# The Da Vinci Code (2006) (screenplay)
# Cinderella Man (2005) (screenplay)
# I, Robot (2004) (screenplay)
... aka I, Robot (Germany)
# A Beautiful Mind (2001) (written by)

# Practical Magic (1998) (screenplay)
# Lost in Space (1998) (written by)
... aka LS (USA: promotional abbreviation)
# Batman & Robin (1997) (written by)
# A Time to Kill (1996) (screenplay)
# Batman Forever (1995) (screenplay)
# Silent Fall (1994) (written by)
# The Client (1994) (screenplay)

lost in space might be worse than this though not as lolsome

"Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!"

i think i'd rather have another adam west-era tribute like this than serious dark knight is serious.

"That's why this day is mine!"

^^ useful for IRL conversation

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."

Schwarzenegger OTM

"Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?"

hope this one was actually sincere

ha, i missed the "thaw a bird" part of that line

"Chase the villain or save the boy"

in every batman story ever...

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."

-credo of Joel Schumacher

did he mean Robin re 'thaw a bird'?

"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."

what is he referring to here

snowballs

I reckons he meant Thora Hird myself!

'You have eleven minutes to Thora Hird'.

omg, I'm just imagining Arnie saying that.

up and at them

jiminy jillickers!

"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."

^^ i'm into the failed bloefeld with his eyebrow raised vibe here

i have to go with "let's kick some ice!"

speaking of George Clooney, he and Renee Zellweger came to the theater I used to work at on Wednesday for a special screening of "Leatherheads" (he filmed it here in Greenville, SC).

if i had had the chance to attend i so would've yelled a B&R line at him

man I remember my housemate bringing home the script of this movie (she was doing editing for it) and the many roflz it provided. I never actually saw the finished film tho.

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

not even scientifically accurate:(

xp: Leatherheads badly needs some of these Mr Freeze lines

all these lines remind me of the 30 rock "ITS SO GREAT WE CAN WRITE WHILE WERE ON COKE" bit

Clooney as Bats is such horrible horrible miscasting.

clooney as freeze, arnold as bats.

"I'm Baaatmaaan! Arrrrrggg!!" (Does bonkers eye thing)

exactly what brilliant skills are needed for a "good" Batman, fanboys?

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."

Tape Store is a very real person

So is Mr. Freeze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."

and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL

Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.

"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.

egg-cellent, and that's no yolk

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg

Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.

Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.

Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever

still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"

I'm detective John Igloo

― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark

I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.

they were both in predator, too

That goes without saying.

dying reading these poll options

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1

^^^ robbed

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.

http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg

LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.

i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.

Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.

I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic

Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.

Was thinking about this guy the other day while waiting for the bus

Was it the.... FROST-TOWN express?

No, it was the ICE-NINE 50.

just a lonely dude standing here thinkin' bout freeze

ze icy Cooooold

I thawed I might find you here

IT'S WINTAH FOWEVAH HEYA GOTHA

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence

"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"

Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.

The last great Batman movie :(

http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/stevens-chills-out-on-cash-rate-cut/news-story/58b1e73eeb2a4a5c21e1c9927ee77ee4

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

cool party robbed

awesome spread of votes though

get well soon!

Get to the doctah!

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line

this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version