BEING BUTT HURT: C/D

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No, because it is very funny and I am neither a parent nor a teacher, so I don't have to put up with their inane shit.

― crackaphone bro, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I said a bite not the whole thing.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

BANNED

― David R., Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

i take it the meaning is "upset and complaining as if one had been raped?"

― gff, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

that may be reading too much into it.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

more like "don't be gay" (which is BANNED)

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

are you sure this is new?

jaxxx0n has been using that term for at a few years.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"butt" is a funny word.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i am a teacher of teenagers in California and i have never heard this but WOULD BUY AGAIN A++++++

― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

it is not universal slang, it is slang among the set that says "hella" instead of "super" and "ro" instead of "dude"

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

so, the cool kids

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna say mongoloid

― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

but i'm a fan of 'that's how I roll…'

― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

they don't say "cool", they say "clean"

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i like "that's how i roll", used in conjunction with "now this is happening"

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

"back in the day" used multiple times in 120 seconds

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

ro?

― gff, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

what up, ro?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

pronounced "row"

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a racial slur for robots?

― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

how else would you pronounce ro!?

what is it short for

― gff, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

romosexual

― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/tim_layden/01/09/romo/p1_romo5.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

short for bro?

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

bro is already...pretty short

― gff, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah why open your mouth at all at that point?

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

They're talking about Ragnarok Online, obv.

― dan m, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

i hope you all voted - this is up for serious consideration

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

v4hid - what are some other phrases that were once permitted but are now banned?

this may help us make a more educated vote.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i've been hearing this a lot the last 2 years in brooklyn.

― Yerac, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

sped ('special education' contracted)

― remy bean, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Carols:
I wanted to write to you to tell you, you have been a big inspiration on me. You have taught me to speak my mind and just enjoy life. Freak the people who don't realize what kind of comedy you do. You speak your mind not caring what other people think. I love what you do and no one should get butt hurt on the things you say.
Keep it up Carols love ya (friends).

-- iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:32 (3 weeks ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i've only heard this as 'asshurt'

you don't pronounce the sh as 'shhhh,' before anyone asks

― deej, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I still say this because my mind is still stuck in buttfarming Grade 8.

― Abbott, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

where is the "it should be required" option

― sleep, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Man, i want to take half of someone's burrito now, pref. a chile relleno one.

― Abbott, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Abbott = A+ LOL

― Hard like armour, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

butthurt isnt new at all, stfu u fucken fagets

― cankles, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I just used butthurt today! and it was sort of a conscious "haha look I'm bringin' this one back!" thing

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

I've not heard this but it appears to be as awful as "hella", which is hella lame

― Morley Timmons, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

are we forgetting ilxor Hairy Asshurt?

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I say hella, too, but I know I talk like a big square so it's okay.

― Abbott, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

saying "hell of" is funnier

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

i like this good thread nice slang thx

― jhøshea, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

saying "hell of" is funnier

-- river wolf, Thursday, May 10, 2007 5:13 PM (7 minutes ago)

funnier = hecka

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

BEING BURT HUTT (scroll down, he's under Professional Art Award. well done he.)

― blueski, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

okay, 'hecka' is kinda funny! Also, now I find myself saying "hella" but with air quotes. That's just wicked retarded

― Morley Timmons, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

whoa bicoastal slang marriage

― jhøshea, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

I say hella constantly and I'm about to move to Baltimore- should I be worried about wrong coast slang mockery? What do people in Baltimore say to convey "extreme" "large numbers" "pronounced" etc.?

― Drew Daniel, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

"wicked" maybe? none of my B'more contacts are online at the moment.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

(That's pronouced "be more" by the way.)

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

I get annoyed when people say "hella" but that's mainly because people I know only seemed to start saying it because of South Park. I think "mad" is a more common usage for extreme/large numbers. Or maybe "uber," but that's pretty obnoxious too. I don't think you'll have to worry about being ostracized for saying it out here, though, Drew.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 11 May 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Beavis_and_Butthead/beavis_and_butthead_mtv_image.jpg

― Eisbaer, Friday, 11 May 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

i used to have the trading card of that.

― the table is the table, Friday, 11 May 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

in the Pacific Northwest it's "mass" but without the "quantities of" part. Does this happen anywhere else?

― Morley Timmons, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

it hawaii you use the word "Choke" like "mass" in the above context.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

i have no idea why.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

as in "enough to choke a horse" maybe?

I've been in Portland for the past 3 months but I haven't heard "mass" yet. Everything's getting "yarded" on and everybody's "rallying" here and there and they all have the Duder accent, though.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

i've heard people in california say "mass" but only UC students who play frisbee and wear tevas

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

i've been trying for a minute now to start a "boss" revival, as in

"boss sweater, dude"
"thanks its angora"

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

I've heard "boss" quite a bit lately.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

I like "boss". What is "yarded"?

― Morley Timmons, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

v4hid - what are some other phrases that were once permitted but are now banned?

this may help us make a more educated vote.

-- g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, May 10, 2007 10:52 AM (9 hours ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Yard" is a verb meaning to pull on something really hard. Actually, it's odd that such a word would be needed as much as I hear it, but that's all it means. Like if a vehicle was stuck in mud you might have to really yard on it to pull it loose. Or you're moving a heavy piece of furniture up a set of stairs and you really yarded on it to get it up there.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

you definitely can't call someone or something "gay" in school anymore, i'll tell you that

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

there is a microfad right now of kids calling pot "wii"

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

Also, so far out here I've noticed that "butt hurt" is probably only slightly more common than "aw, does your vagina hurt?" and "got some sand in your vagina?" in referring to complaining/whining. I'm more "quitcher bitchin'."

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

I do the "world's smallest violin" hand motion

― Morley Timmons, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

i prefer assburnt

― electricsound, Friday, 11 May 2007 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

"hey gimme my burrito back!!!"

― velko, Friday, 1 May 2009 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

being butt hurt is classic

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

hurts so good

― velko, Friday, 1 May 2009 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

My ILX butt has been hurting a lot recently.

Sorry guyz so stressed

― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

my IRL butt has been hurting a lot recently

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:09 (seventeen years ago)

I almost mentioned that too. Yesterday I spent 12 hours in the car going to Boston and back. BUTT HURT

― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i have been sitting on it all day bc exam time

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

but i just wanted to say IRL butt

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

Signs you're spending too much time ILX:

At first I thought you were talking about your I Rate Everything butt being hurt, and I was like "I gotta check IRE out and see what harbl's all butthurt about recently"

― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

i'm feeling down because there's not much going on in the world of guess papers

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

sana butt hurt

― private static void (electricsound), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

Would be better if it were butt hurtt.

― Eazy, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pbresource.com/special/gtb-gm745f.jpg

― Eazy, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

i haven't had a hurt butt in a while - been tryin to keep it cool

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

tmi

― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

this is a silly phrase.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

Big Hurt is my favorite novel by Manuel D'Instruction

― otto von biz markie (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 May 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

I've been reading sporadic bits in The Best Of Myles na Gopaleen lately and now I want to bring "wizard" back as a slang term.

― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Saturday, 2 May 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

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