old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11404534_394b01f61a_m.jpg

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

now where's this god damn time machine?

Diana Rigg c. 1965

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

RRROWR.

(uhhhh... xpost)

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

young kipling kinda hot. who knew? you always just see old man photos of him.

https://www.art-prints-on-demand.com/kunst/_englishphotographer/rudyard_kipling.jpg

gary cooper was god-like. and he aged like a fine sexy wine.

If so, he was definitely corked by the time of Love In The Afternoon and Man of The West (both made in his late '50s!)

super dooper!

Dont smoke,kids

Gary Cole being #1 on my living would smash list

I was confused as shit by this until I realised I was thinking of Gary Coleman.

lol same

Whatchu talkin’’bout, Aldo?

https://www.chicagotribune.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2023/05/09/KZG2HC4FF5HPPJPO2BBEVHRWKM.jpg

Sexay

https://44.media.tumblr.com/d964a07b380c40b12f5db05da56f2237/7c35cf6df1e02746-5c/s540x810_f1/2b5473382bfa6b7c467e3552877358c49ae0b75f.gif

didn't see Chantal Goya up thread so here she is

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/52/8f/44/528f4498db36c54ec7c545e1d7f017e1.gif

I haven't seen Office Space but I was <3__<3 for Gary Cole the minute Sam Raimi started putting him in things (American Gothic, A Simple Plan)

He's kinda been this underrated presence for decades now. First saw him in the Fatal Vision miniseries, then in this series that, to my honest surprise, ran for three years (I remember seeing the pilot when it aired but that was it).

There's this pretty obscure late '90s indie called Kiss The Sky that I saw a bit of one time on late night TV, and even in edited for broadcast form it had a fairly graphic threesome scene with Cole, William Petersen and Sheryl Lee (?). Thought at the time about how that's alotta people's fantasies being played out onscreen.

this reminds me that FB now constantly shows me pics from a group called "Old Pretty Celebs" and the celebs are often like....Jennifer Aniston

^^I got one with ScarJo & T.Birch in Ghost World!

Like, I'm between them in age...

young kipling kinda hot. who knew? you always just see old man photos of him.

There is a Kipling story called "In the Same Boat" where a man and a woman (both clearly specified by the story to be super hot) are set up to meet each other because they share the same neuroses and weird obsessive behaviors, and they bond and help each other to recovery, and yet both of them immediately reject the idea of anything romantic between them; it's never explained why, but you get the sense that their connection runs so deep that any attraction between them would feel wrong - not incestuous, precisely, but a similar kind of instinctive taboo. This is how I feel about the idea of Kipling being hot. My whole soul rejects it, and I don't think this is a comment on his looks but rather on how deeply I identify with his writing.

William Petersen

Oh dear, my other would-give-anything-to-smash entry

Specifically William Petersen in a tank top on a beach smoking and debating whether he should reenter the profession of criminal profiling

I went through most of the vintage Bonds when they were all on Prime last year. A couple takeaways:

Carey Lowell in License To Kill is hella underrated: she's handy with a shotgun, can ably hold the reins in a getaway, and looks like a Nagal painting come to life.

https://i0.wp.com/borg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/carey-lowell-as-pam-bouvier-in-licence-to-kill.jpg?ssl=1

Mia Hama and Akiko Wakabayashi from You Only Live Twice are two totally underappreciated smoke shows.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Kissy_Suzuki.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Akiko_Wakabayashi.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/borg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/carey-lowell-as-pam-bouvier-in-licence-to-kill.jpg?ssl=1

Debbie is still the one, but I have always carried a torch for Jenny Agutter as well:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/reddwarf/images/0/0c/Jenny-agutter8.jpg

. . . probably as a result of seeing my first nude scene at age 11 when Logan's Run came out.

I've clicked on enough of the Agutter fb group's pictures that I now get them regularly (I don't think I joined/liked the group). And not my first nude scene, but I've always loved the one in Walkabout.

my time machine threesome....

https://i.redd.it/7pbyeju6z1gz.jpg

but some of you might be more adventurous than me...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BM2Q1ZmM0NGYtMjczYy00ZWY0LWE5N2YtNGRhNzlkYzQ0YzlhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg

I still have never seen Against All Odds, but that damn Phil Collins video sure made it seem like the hottest movie ever back when I was a young'un.

There is a Kipling story called "In the Same Boat" where a man and a woman (both clearly specified by the story to be super hot) are set up to meet each other because they share the same neuroses and weird obsessive behaviors, and they bond and help each other to recovery, and yet both of them immediately reject the idea of anything romantic between them; it's never explained why, but you get the sense that their connection runs so deep that any attraction between them would feel wrong - not incestuous, precisely, but a similar kind of instinctive taboo. This is how I feel about the idea of Kipling being hot. My whole soul rejects it, and I don't think this is a comment on his looks but rather on how deeply I identify with his writing.

― Lily Dale

i mean this just sounds like kink lol

Ohhhh did James Woods use to be cute? I never understood why his career was a thing, he just seemed like the Chevy Chase of dramatic roles

I recall Ebert saying something to the affect that in the early '80s Woods got the roles that were too out there for Bruce Dern.

thats not all they say about james woods, isnt it rumoured he cannot fall over forward?

thats not all they say about james woods, isnt it rumoured he cannot fall over forward?

Dana Delany said the "Big Three" were James Woods, Liam Neeson and Willem Dafoe.

might be tough for Woods though because his was glued to his leg.

Neeson = Evian bottle iirc

Woods had a string of excellent roles in the 80s. Now he's just a troll.

https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-if-you-put-willem-dafoe-liam-neeson-and-james-woods-in-a-room-together-there-wouldn-dana-delany-98-8-0820.jpg

the neeson story i like is that during excalibur filming theyd go skinny dipping in the mornings and some of the crew were gawping and he sez whats the matter lads dont yeres shrink in the cold too?

the sword of power

this popped up on my facebook and i kinda had to put it here...

https://i.redd.it/wpoa71mducc61.jpg

i'm sorry if his dick is really as big as he makes it out to be (and i am _not_ buying _the song remains the same_ for a second, that was filmed over, like, five days of three-hour concerts, i don't care how tight one's pants are, i used to have a dick and they're not _supposed_ to work like that, if they do you gotta see a doctor cuz you're gonna do some permanent damage that way), no. there is such a thing as "too much dick" and it's _that_. that is too much dick.

anyway. coming from the "unusual details in wikipedia articles" thread to say Zeki Müren. he was a beautiful man.

https://www.acaciasfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/JP-MOCKY-PART-1-WEB-800x1067.jpg

Not showing up? Anyway: Jean Pierre Mocky looked really cool

this is embarrassing but when i saw this photo I felt like Nestor Makhno, Ukrainian anarchist photographed in 1919, was giving me the love eyes. even the hat is pretty appealing.

https://www.historytoday.com/sites/default/files/2024-08/makhno_ukraine_russian_civil_war_history_today.jpg

no i 100% agree with you, i'd definitely get with him

He could leave his hat on

I looked up more photos of him to see if it was an illusion. It’s not. In one of the photos I found he also has a huge scar from the corner of his lip through his cheek. Still looked good!

https://www.ditext.com/nomad/makhno.jpg

https://imgcdn.stablediffusionweb.com/2024/4/2/79b8e032-3349-4a4c-ad61-44d2fb786e82.jpg

omg that last one is an AI image!! wow
it's a good one, i'll say that

https://i.imgur.com/c7klJOw.png

...and I'm not usually into guys but really...

https://i.imgur.com/jOyL5iD.png