-- Trayce (spamspanke...), July 30th, 2005.
sbarro is horrid. how it is here is how you described it, trayce.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), July 30th, 2005.
sbarro.you will like it. or else.
-- donut debonair (do...), April 21st, 2005.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)
― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)
― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)
― Watch Man, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)
Isn't there a big old Olive Garden right smack dab in the middle of Times Square that's always chock full?
― Watch Man, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)
yeah, but that's for stupid tourists. so it doesn't count.
besides, if they didn't eat @ olive garden, they'd eat at some place even shittier -- like tad's steaks.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)
and..
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/120/2094/640/an-najah-sbarro-02.jpg
― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)
That's all modernized and spiffed up and everything now, right? And didn't it kind of sprawl over and absorb Greece Town Mall too? Last time I was there, like 12 years ago, those places were still sort of rundown and full of great wacky '70s "installations" and stuff. One of them had this like shag-carpeted relaxation pit.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)
― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)
― Watch Man, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)
Poor Rochester. I guess it's hard with Kodak evaporating and all.
But you've still got Sbarro, I guess.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)
― haitch to the izz-o (haitch), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)
when i worked at the mall in college, sbarro was a quick easy meal that didn't cost too much, although i wouldn't eat there unless i was trapped at work for 7 or 8 hours at least.
― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)
how 'icky' of me....
what other 'embarrassing' food have I eaten?
― mickey raft (mickeygraft), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)
― minna (minna), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)
― _, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)
― a, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)
― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)
How is it pronounced? What does it mean?
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)
― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)
― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)
this did not stop her from being kicked into the management track midway through the summer though.
also, the cheese they use on their pizza is nasty. put that shit on a comics page and it'll copy every drawing upside-down.
― maura (maura), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)
Wow, pretty cool! I'm going to have to remember to try this the next time I find myself there.
Actually I always thought their pizza was passable (not great), if over-priced.
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)
― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)
I used to know this completely stupid girl who called it "sharpo." I tried to explain it to her, have her sound it out, but no go.
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)
― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)
It is! I used to go there all the time when we lived in Ohio!
― Mun K.E. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)
― Mun K.E. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)
― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)
― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)
it's the WMD of the spice world.
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKuT3dIwfc&feature=related
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
YUP (re Michael Scott)
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
SUGGESTBARRO
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
when i knew no better i loved their ziti. in fact i prob would still like it.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
ha! was just going to say that their ziti is sort of great in a "I'm at the airport and this is the best shitty food I'm going to get so why the hell not" sort of way.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
3rded about their ziti and lasagna ... it's at least edible (if never great), and i'd eat Sbarro ziti and lasagna before i'd eat same from Olive Garden or certain non-chain pizza joints.
― a big fat fucking fat guy in a barrel what could be better?!? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
I've never been to Olive Garden and I kind of want to change that.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
their breadsticks are delicious
― akm, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
and never ending
I have heard this rumor.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
BANGKRUPTCY.NABKIN DISPENDER.
― andrew m., Friday, 1 April 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4307940750_3abc3ebe28.jpg
― LISTEN SHITBIRD (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
No one will miss Sbarro. But expecting it to be "Italian" is like expecting German food at a hot dog stand. Stick with the pizza, fake marinara is the worst thing on earth!
― don't smurf (u s steel), Saturday, 2 April 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
SBARRO. NOT PIZZA PROBLEM. CHANE STOREFRODS IN MALLS, IS DOUBLE WHAMY. TRAFFIC DOWN. CONSUBERS PUT AWAY WALITS. CAN'T BOOST REVANUE. CAN'T ADD BREKFESET OR LATE MENU. NOT LIKE OTHER CHANE. COMPEDIDORS LIKE DOMANO AND PIZZUT NO DEBT. STRONG CASH FLOW. INTENISY PRESSURE ON SBARRO AS KEY DET PAYMENTS COME DUE IN 2009.
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, February 10, 2009 7:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
beaten to the punch ... i hope the Sbarro thread can live on though!
― a regular Brick City Britney, she is. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
worst fukn food
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
seems like it would burn
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
i didn't know t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧ had a finance degree!
― j., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.slate.com/id/2293006/pagenum/all/#p2
slate officially half a decade behind ilx
― goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
I swear so many journalists crib their ideas from ilx
― dayo, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
I laughed out loud reading most of this; a shame he didn't visit Sbarro locations at interstate rest stops.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
Pizza Hut is emphasizing its "WingStreet" brand
― Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:52 (fifteen years ago)
― dayo, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
ditto
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
we should sue!
― Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
Blair Chancey, editor of fast-food trade journal QSR magazine, told me that Sbarro's target demographic is "young, hungry males," and this might be so. But it also seems as though Sbarro courts the indifferent eater—tourists, children, people who just want a slice and a place to sit while they talk about the amazing pants they saw on sale at The Limited.
like we suspected ... sbarro targeted hungry bros and Michael Scott.
― Dziękuję bardzo panie robocie (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:38 (fifteen years ago)
the dispender demo
― Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 7:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
rolling thread?
― dblake (symsymsym), Thursday, 5 May 2011 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
Aww, Sbarro…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-s-SeigWs
― naus, Thursday, 5 May 2011 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
NAPKIN DISPENDER.
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)
I swear Little Caesar's is infinitely better. But all they have are 2-second pizzas and yummy breadsticks.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Civil Rights Day at the Fucking Ballpar (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
My brother-in-law just gave me this as a wedding gift at the groom's dinner:
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8463/8104389200_660fede01b.jpg
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
u read my mind eric h. i knew it was time for the yearly revival of this thread.
also lol @ that t-shirt.
― spicy bacon, bitch! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)
THEY DO THE REST.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)
there's a sbarros near the kremlin in moscow and i've eaten there.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)
*sbarro.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)
СБАРРО
― j., Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)
Was just in Manhatten and only saw one Sbarro's. They used to be everywhere there when I was a kid.
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)
Is it near penn station? That area is like a radiation zone of undead chain restaurants you don't see elsewhere in the city
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:11 (twelve years ago)
Similar deal at port authority iirc
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)
Yeah you could probably just mark penn station to Times Square as a corridor of that. I really hate that whole part of manhattan
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06TVYqXcxk
― I Am the Cosimo Code (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)
if you really miss 'em in Manhattan, you can hop the PATH and eat @ the one in the Newport Centre Mall. there's one @ the Hoboken train station, but it's still closed on account of Sandy.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)
they also have two in Dublin, Ireland!!
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)
155 fewer nabkin dispenders.http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/sbarro-close-155-locations-22589321
― Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)
Oh no
― curmudgeon, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:37 (twelve years ago)
They should just use money.
― Eric H., Friday, 21 February 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)
SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.― T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧, Wednesday, October 19, 2005 12:16 PM (eleven years ago)
― j., Friday, 19 May 2017 18:09 (nine years ago)
they have one in Aruba. i know, because i walked past it in the airport.
http://vintage.johnnyjet.com/photos/Aruba-April-2009-285.JPG
― 빨간 럼 ఎరుపు రమ్ רום אדום (Eisbaer 👼), Sunday, 21 May 2017 18:02 (nine years ago)
pizza has to be pretty fucking bad before I won't eat it
― akm, Sunday, 21 May 2017 19:07 (nine years ago)