TS: General Zod vs Emperor Palpatine

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One wears a cool-ass black jumpsuit, has a got a bril beard, shoots eye-lasers, and projects an almost glacial boredom.

The other hides beneath a black cowl, chuckles malevolently, can project Sith-lightning, and is pretty wicked with a lightsaber.

Who's the cooler villain? Who would pwn?

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Visual aids:

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/media/zod-scowl.jpg

http://www.rebelshaven.com/Images/Palpatine/Palpatine004.jpg

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Zod, for one reason:
"Oh, god!"
"No... Zod."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

http://members.fortunecity.com/colorbook/colouring/joe5.gif

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Zod wins because google finds this wtf jpg of him with a snoopy sno cone machine

http://www.takoyaki.org/images/uploads/20041208_zod.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

homoerotic undertones in the performances of both...?

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Zod was deliciously swish/euro. Palpatine is just a creepy, slavering pedo.

And seriously, Terence Stamp vs. Ian McDiarmid = no contest. Terence Stamp in the fucking Limey would kick Palpatine's ass, let alone Zod,

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

the word "slavering" is not used often enough on this board.

also, "slathering"

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.iwaynet.net/~sos/scans/izod.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

ZOD

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 August 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/16/main_stampdiana.jpg
"ooo snuffed 'er?"

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 August 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Terence Stamp as Stick would also kick Palpatine's ass.

Terence Stamp in Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert would kick Palpatine's ass.

Hence George Lucas' cunning in casting Stamp as Supreme Chancellor Valorum, a fine human being completely incapable of kicking ass and thus easy pickings.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Zod wins because google finds this wtf jpg of him with a snoopy sno cone machine

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/970/palpatinesnoopy0ae.jpg

― #1 Palpatine Fan, Monday, 22 August 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

palpatine is very clever though.

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Monday, 22 August 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm always going to really like Palpatine, and I don't care at all about Zod, so obvs the Emperor pwns my heart.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 22 August 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

General Zod is quite chatty with the advice on his website, so he gets the nod.

www.generalzod.net

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 22 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

gets the zod, you mean.

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

palpatine is very clever though

More proof that Zod pwns. Cunning is a cheap substitute for STRENGTH.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

As long as it is acknowledged that Alan Rickman would win in a three-way.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 22 August 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

does Palpatine even have any good lines? Zod by a million miles.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

As long as it is acknowledged that Alan Rickman would win in a three-way.

The benefits of a classical education.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

The image of an Alan Rickman/Zod/Palpatine three-way boggles the mind and turns the stomach.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

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