this is the thread where we complain about the new york times crossword puzzle

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and also where we name people whose retain a curious celebrity on the crossword page, by dint of having a slightly strange name.

example of the former:

1. "some burger toppings" are not "slaws," at least at any cookout i've been to. i would be shocked if handed a burger outfitted with "slaws."

example of latter:

1. susan dey
2. lori petty

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i had slaw on a burger, it is more common on a dog though.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh tracer.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

complaining on the easiest day of the week? but maybe you're talking about yesterday's one, i hope.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The only slaws I know of are carrot & cole, and they're not toppings. Is relish considered a slaw? Because it's not.

andy --, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

slaws was in last thursday's, the otherwise very cool internet-themed one

lori petty was in yesterday's i think

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

cole slaw is too a topping. you haven't lived if you haven't had it on a hot dog.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i coulda just opened your magazine and looked, tracer, but i'm lazy.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

rye (new york ville) is far more famous than it deserves

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

to be

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

hey i've got a cousin in rye! be nice!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is rye slang for rikers?

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

RYE PLAYLAND

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hey blount be nice!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost cutty exactly

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

they never say "home of playland"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I right in thinking the American papers don't do cryptic crosswords? In which case, what's the point?

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

will shortz is a cryptic motherfucker!

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

they're cryptic.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lisarein.com/8-20-03-willshortz-sm.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay. Soz. I've seen lots of non-cryptic US crossword compilations.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.crosswordtournament.com/2004/photos/shack/images/WillShortz2.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

noodle, the ny times x-word is known for being difficult on monday to impossible on sunday.

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

shortz looks like a badass on that daily show screencap

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

How does it compare to the UK Times? Cos for all its rep, I don't think that's a particularly tough crossword.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Mom (before leaving on week-long vacation): "Please keep the magazine section of the Times so I can do the crossword."
Me: "Well, I might want to do it. But I'll probably have trouble and wind up leaving most of it for you."
Mom: "Yeah, I bet you will."
Me: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Of course, I never got around to it.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I can never do the Fridays, and only 60% do the Thursdays.

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

But seriously though, so much of it is practice and all those stupid words that people like my mom know because they've done them for decades. My grandfather could blow through the NYT crossword in minutes sometimes. He didn't know any of the pop culture answers but got everything else. The exact opposite of me.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

saturday is the hardest puzzle, not sunday. sunday is supposedly somewhere close to thursday edging towards friday in average difficulty.

andrew s (andrew s), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT'S what Will Shortz looks like???

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Roy Blount used to do a cryptic corssword in SPY.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually don't find the Mondays very hard, but there's a precipitous increase in difficulty so that by Wednesday I'm already less than 50% likely to finish.

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah saturday's way harder.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I've finished Saturday like five times in the past year. It's embarrassing, actually.

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rocker Brian" to thread.

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

what gets me are when they want you to solve the puzzles rebus style. So, "Heartache" becomes a five letter answer 'cuz you draw a little heart in the first square.

BASTARDS!

Austin S (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah the internet one was like that, you had to fit "edu" into one square, ditto "net" and "com" and "org", it was like a handwriting challenge just to cram all the letters in!

the new york times crossword is NOT "cryptic" in the way that UK ones are, it's a synonym puzzle, and it's very strictly constructed, essentially each clue could replace its answer in a sentence and still be grammatically correct

one could draw inferences about cultural differences represented by these respective x-word hegemonies and possibly parlay it into a tiresome article for the nyt magazine, or an actually interesting one for the guardian

the nation used to run a cryptic crossword on its back page, i suspect it still does.

we could also talk about what kind of person the nytimes crossword imagines its solvers to be, and complain about that, which would delight me

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

with respect to the second part of my question, a respect i'm not sure it deserves, i think a key consideration for any prospective member of the screen actor's guild should be to reflect on a snappy three- or four-letter last name with at least two vowels in it, which apellation will ensure crossword slebdom for years to come, and keep that name slumbering in some remote and bespectacled national consciousness in order that it might one day reawaken

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, monday's is no sweat, don't put it about that it's hard, because believe me it's not.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I can generally kill it in 10 or so. I rarely finish friday's, and haven't seen a saturday in years (I get the NYT puzzle from a student paper that only publishes weekdays.)

Austin Swinburn (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Monday very easy. Thursday, Friday a little challenging but fun for experienced solver. Wednesday is sort of a swing vote- sometimes easier, sometimes harder. Saturday difficult, as pointed out up thread. Sunday time-consuming.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the diagramless puzzles every few Sundays. Like yesterday. The clues aren't hard at all, it's just figuring out where to put the words.

I've never gotten even half of a Saturday puzzle.

Is it also true that the puzzles increase in difficulty as the month progresses?

mte22 (mte22), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Shortz isn't cryptic! He's kinda a hybrid between cryptics and normal clues... They are hard and great, I wanna do them again.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

mte22 i'd never thought about that! maybe they do. eight days ago i did the entire sunday one solely on the subway! (L to 8th ave, then A train to washington heights, and all the way back down to clinton/washington, G to lorimer) this sunday though i was agitated and then my magazine got wet and i ended up throwing it, with the rest of the paper, into one of those big construction dumpsters. my jeans are still drying on the stairs.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

desi arnaz

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The new Chicago Reader crossword a few weeks ago had as a clue: "Kings of Convenience singer Erlend"!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer, your complaints about the NYTimes puzzle ring suspiciously pre-Shortz.

The Atlantic Monthly (right? not Harper's?) runs cryptics by Ravathon and Cox, who are hands-down the best cruciverbalists in this country.

I've never heard anyone talk about them getting harder as a month progresses, though. What do you do when the end of a month is on a Tuesday? Seems like madness.

I can do Saturdays about 33% of the time but it takes a few hours and usually a breather in between solving attempts. I am bringing some for my x-country train trip tomorrow.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The new Chicago Reader crossword a few weeks ago had as a clue: "Kings of Convenience singer Erlend"!

Did they want the correct letter Ø in the answer?

OleM (OleM), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe. The clue that crossed it was "______ Kierkegaard"

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The Atlantic Monthly (right? not Harper's?) runs cryptics by Ravathon and Cox, who are hands-down the best cruciverbalists in this country
Right. Rathvon and Cox in the Atlantic, Richard Maltby, Jr in Harpers. Rathvon and Cox are the best-after all, they wrote the book- but these days I like Maltby a little better. He works in musical theater as his day job, like the man who brought the cryptic puzzle to the US, Stephen Sondheim.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Not a hard puzzle today but one answer is tricksy - not as tricksy as Wednesday's infamous SHADETREE.

All the theme answers (but one) share a theme, but they do so while also making sense. The last one breaks the pattern. Spoiler: The other ones have revealers elsewhere - "TRIPLEA" about an answer that already has three As in it. Or "FIVEO" about an answer with five Os. But 118A only works after you apply the revealer "ZEROG" to it. I knew I was right on all the downs, so I had to look very carefully at "OINOINONE" until I saw "going, going, gone."

I will say that it's definitely one where it helped me to solve it methodically in order - top to bottom - rather than hopping around.

your marshmallows may vary (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 August 2022 17:12 (three years ago)

yeah i didn't like how the last one stuck out

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 August 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

It's possible that 2022-vintage Shortz is feeling stung by the criticisms that the puzzles used to be harder. I dunno.

For me it's a voluntary leisure activity. So far I am okay with the occasional dud or something that didn't quite work. Because: Overall, NYT has consistently brought me a thing that I don't mind doing with my brain. Like, every day for decades.

your marshmallows may vary (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 August 2022 21:36 (three years ago)

I do the mini crossword, and a couple of days ago one of the answers was UPBIG. I wondered if it was US slang, but the internet doesn't seem to agree. The clue was "winning by a lot" or something like that.

"Winning up big" and "win up big" throw up a tiny handful of google results and just googling "up big" returns (a) a lot of stuff about the Union Pacific Big Boy train (b) "big up" (c) sentence fragments etc.

I fee as if I'm missing something. The internet hasn't erupted into an uproar so it's obviously not that weird. But it baffles me.

Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 8 August 2022 21:09 (three years ago)

it's something you would say in a colloquial conversation but not something you would necessarily ever say in writing. "are the patriots winning the game?" "yeah, they're up big" or "did you guys finish that monopoly game last night?" "nah, we quit and went to bed. i was up big." you'd only use it in relation to winning but "winning up big" or "win up big" aren't ways in which it would be used. it's an inelegant clue no doubt & i don't think you should feel bad for not "getting" it but i think minds of the sports inclined would know the phrase

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2022 23:16 (three years ago)

up big is an often used phrase to count winnings and to big up the home team

Dan S, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 02:00 (three years ago)

'up big' does not have a life of its own as something repeated frequently. it's merely a case of the puzzle creator coming up with a phrase they would like to use in their puzzle because it fits nicely, imagining how it has plausibly been used from time to time in real life, then basing a clue on that supposition.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 August 2022 03:21 (three years ago)

well no, it does have an independent life of its own. jordan and dan s have literally just explained it!??

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 06:49 (three years ago)

So I wasn't hallucinating. The odd thing is that the mini crossword is generally easy. Upbig seemed to come from nowhere.

I felt for a moment as if I was a German spy trying to blend in with English people, except that I was an English person trying to think like someone from the United States. Thank gosh I never applied to MI6 to become a spy. I would have given myself away almost immediately. "Aiieee! mainer gams est brennen" or whatever.

I'm still puzzled by the mini-game where you have to match pairs of shapes. There doesn't seem to be a catch. You just match pairs of shapes. There isn't even a time limit.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 18:31 (three years ago)

well no, it does have an independent life of its own. jordan and dan s have literally just explained it!??

jordan and dan's explanations both cited a further context that would make explicit an element missing in the clue. Also "big up" is most certainly not the same as "up big" as a standalone phrase and it gets used in a completely different way.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:19 (three years ago)

"further context that would make explicit an element missing in the clue" - this is how crosswords work - they all have elements missing in the clues - otherwise it wouldn't be a puzzle, it would be a mechanical box-filling exercise

"big up" was an excuse to make a joke, playing on the words, not an example of a phrase with the same meaning

and now we're all caught up!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 21:39 (three years ago)

‘THE[NOUN]’ is bad but perhaps, occasionally, necessary; you sure as hell can’t use it twice in the same puzzle

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 August 2022 14:50 (three years ago)

two months pass...

‘doesn’t wax’ ≠ WANES ffs

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:57 (three years ago)

That’s a good clue

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 November 2022 04:24 (three years ago)

most things that wane do wax or have waxed. most things that simply 'don't wax' could are in a perpetual steady state that also never wanes. in terms of logic, it's a horribly formed clue. in terms of most crossword clues' sheer blasphemy-worthy cussedness, it is only a bit worse than average.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2022 04:36 (three years ago)

If anything you should complain about them platforming a Billboard clickbait list

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 November 2022 07:13 (three years ago)

nine months pass...

really?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 05:27 (two years ago)

Pretty cringe, no lying

Grandall Flange (wins), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 06:52 (two years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/inside-the-new-york-times-big-bet-on-games

mookieproof, Friday, 22 December 2023 21:46 (two years ago)

You know, I've had a NYT subscription through work for years, but it didn't used to include the crossword. For a year or two, I ponied up for an add-on crossword subscription, but eventually let it lapse. So I haven't really been in the habit of doing it at all. (The only crossword I've regularly done in recent years is the one on the back page of The New Yorker.)

Then, a few weeks ago, I decided to download the NYT Games app because the mobile site kept pushing it to me when I played Wordle every morning. Which is when I discovered that now I *do* have free access to the crossword! And not just on the app. So I've been enjoying getting back into it.

jaymc, Saturday, 23 December 2023 04:20 (two years ago)

I'm still puzzled by the mini-game where you have to match pairs of shapes. There doesn't seem to be a catch. You just match pairs of shapes. There isn't even a time limit.

You match elements of pairs, right? When you select two shapes with at least one matching element, it removes those elements, but you only get one point however many were removed. So in order to get a perfect score, you need to plan ahead so you are only ever matching pairs with one element in common.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 December 2023 17:30 (two years ago)

I think the bad things about this app and its games can be summed up by the fact that the subtitle for wordle is “untangle terms”

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Saturday, 23 December 2023 18:34 (two years ago)

four weeks pass...

otm

there are so many extraneous and useless words and i hate them

Good morning. New puzzles are waiting for you.
(at other times of day it displays even worse things about ‘winding down’)
Crack the clues in today’s puzzle.
Fill the grid with answers. Ready?
Untangle terms
Group words
Connect characters
Match motifs
Decode digits
Go fuck yourself

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 January 2024 08:04 (two years ago)

you are being interpellated as an extremely basic aspirational dimwit

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 January 2024 09:48 (two years ago)

one month passes...

wtf

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2024 16:29 (two years ago)

that is bewildering

symsymsym, Thursday, 7 March 2024 16:40 (two years ago)

Sucks

The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 March 2024 16:48 (two years ago)

I still don’t think that makes it “modern.” The puzzle column seems to imply its “colloquial” but those words don’t mean the same thing to me

The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 March 2024 16:54 (two years ago)

It’s not worse than that twee “story” but it is very lame

cozen itt (wins), Thursday, 7 March 2024 17:42 (two years ago)

Okay today has some major mindfuckery.

I filled everything in fine and was like, "huh?" Then "oh HELL no." Then "whoa."

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 March 2024 10:28 (two years ago)

Yeah v elegant

cozen itt (wins), Sunday, 17 March 2024 12:12 (two years ago)

it's like a sfw version of the freud nyer one

, Sunday, 17 March 2024 15:37 (two years ago)

what a great puzzle. probably shouldn't have started in the middle

symsymsym, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 05:37 (two years ago)

ffs lads

Synonym found after deleting half the letters of EXHILARATE

Pulitzer-winning author whose name is found in nonconsecutive letters of “page turner”

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2024 12:40 (two years ago)

i mean i’m sorry that james AGEE is inevitable fill several times a month but try harder

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2024 12:45 (two years ago)

for all of the grid embellishments, that puzzle was kind of dull in general.

jaymc, Thursday, 28 March 2024 13:01 (two years ago)

57A was brutal clue and answer.

Astarion Is Born (Leee), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:20 (two years ago)

not really a complaint, but it’s weird to go six years without ARHAT then get it on back-to-back days

mookieproof, Friday, 29 March 2024 03:50 (two years ago)

I learned it from the NYT Spelling Bee!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 March 2024 10:41 (two years ago)

three months pass...

a. bass guitars are not required to have FRETS
b. wtf @ STENOG

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2024 19:59 (one year ago)

okay lol at today’s 61A

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2024 19:17 (one year ago)

three months pass...

breaking my streak at 670 : /

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 19:13 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

Weekend puzzles seem too easy lately. Can't tell if this is an editorial shift or just due to randomness.

Josefa, Friday, 8 August 2025 12:58 (nine months ago)

although connections today was really weird. even looking at the solution i couldn't square what they were trying to do

Ray Cat Strut (dog latin), Friday, 8 August 2025 13:05 (nine months ago)

There’ve been a couple that were so ingenious recently that I looked around the room to find somebody to whom I could express my excitement and satisfaction— thinking of the “ten ants” one a few days ago

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 8 August 2025 13:36 (nine months ago)

eight months pass...

I don't solve in print but ngl this would probably have ruined my day too

https://www.vulture.com/article/new-york-times-crossword-error-reactions.html

Roz, Thursday, 23 April 2026 03:42 (one month ago)

kinda want to see the best efforts tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2026 03:49 (one month ago)

I do the Sunday in the magazine on paper and this broke my brain after a rough workday

symsymsym, Thursday, 23 April 2026 05:04 (one month ago)

I thought the title "nuclear fusion" could explain why all the numbers were in the wrong places. the actual puzzle was a great toughie though

symsymsym, Thursday, 23 April 2026 05:06 (one month ago)

one month passes...

I did the online version of that nuclear fusion puzzle, without errors, and HATED it so much. I can’t remember any recent crossword I’ve disliked more.

Anyways, I have a running personal joke that I’d name an nyt crossword thread “ORCAs with EPEEs” so thought it was funny that yesterday’s puzzle had both of those words

ed.b, Thursday, 4 June 2026 02:59 (two days ago)


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