I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY STEAK.... RARE.

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE.... HOT.

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY WOMEN.... CLEAN.

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS.... REPETITIVE.

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY HIPPIES... GROOVY.

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY MEN ... CHEAP AND LONG PLAYING

all of you are missing an easy joke. i like my records like i like my women. black and made out of wax

i like my records like i like my women, pressed with a hot stamper.

there's a harold and maude joke to be made about ian and 78s

if there's one thing i've grown sick of at this point in my life, it's harold & maude jokes.
and crocs.

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY RECORDS.... REPETITIVE.

see I repeated it again

damn skippy

I like my records the way I like my julep ... mint.

I like my records the way I like my bottles of milk...filed alphabetically in milk crates

I LIKE MY RECORDS THE WAY I LIKE MY WOMEN . . . PURCHASED FROM IAN

i only deal in the highest quality womenfolk.