My Child is a Genius: a thread where we document our children's attempts at self-expression

a pictorial series by Veronica (age 5) in which Poison Ivy starts some shit and then Wonder Woman and Batgirl show up and I dunno what happens exactly but LOL
http://www.flickr.com/photos/princessparkle/8727132456/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/princessparkle/8727135186/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/princessparkle/8727134168/

haha, wow those are pretty impressive actually.
here's my three year old's recent self portrait
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/488285_10200947270544499_479924352_n.jpg

Ace!

Ava's project on Un Lun Dun by China Mieville:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7282/8743040135_85251fe027_z.jpg

beautiful! do you guys generally keep these things around or toss them at some point? i always think "we need to archive these" and then within two days we have piles and piles of junk around the house. i guess taking a pic and storing it digitally might just be the best solution...

we toss a lot of stuff she brings home from day care because i assume the teachers did the bulk of the work on it anyways

my wife diligently goes through anything my daughter draws and takes pictures of anything notable. even so, stuff piles up. this is what happens when your kid draws/colors for like 2 hrs every day lol

yeah my mom saved probably like 1/20 of things i did in school and it is still tons of stuff. not sure if i really *need* it in my life...i just need the greatest hits, you know?

"hey daddy."

"what?"

"old balls."

otm

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/ALiceBusk_zps006f70bf.jpg

Alice, a self-portrait.

"there"? "babys"? Kid, go to your room.

(More homework fun with the 6yo).

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3676/9000854278_186f3d0965_z.jpg

Oops. I meant "their?" Ok, kid, we all make mistakes.

This is what they made me for Father's Day (Pam's iPhone snap, the irony):

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3751/9054689603_b7d994d4ea_z.jpg

K has started to put together what sound like sentences but are semi-nonsensical, like she's just imitating the rhythm of talking, but using mostly real words. They're usually in Hebrew, but they roughly translate to things like "Mom this walking" "Dad this walking" "Stroller we eat this" etc.

Beatrice has written and illustrated two books! I've been meaning to scan them so ill put one up sometime soon

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ScreenShot2013-08-01at123711PM_zpsf53cf1f2.png

our little guy drew this one at 21 months, which he described as "mama holding you" (you meaning "me"). it almost makes me cry tbh.

wow that's amazing

aw that is great

family portrait

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q79/s720x720/1233486_10201984723284152_1428285571_n.jpg

she said "i'm a chip" so i don't know what that means. maybe that she accidentally drew her head as a misshapen oval instead of a circle.

lol hueg weiner

hahaha

n/a did someone tell her shes a chip off the ol' block maybe?

:( i didn't see the hueg weiner until now and now i can't unsee it :(

sorry

some recent chalk art.
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1240311_10202078527185208_1831922185_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/q80/s720x720/10274314_10152382431121147_2137455862521640307_n.jpg

JAIL

BEES GO THERE

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5578/14664341652_b1c088afec_z.jpg

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

A+ what are the MaMMIIs saying bottom left?

awesome!

the mummies are thinking "what if this happened?" I think the rest are diagrams of the mummification process

thats so great

Love this board!!!

Thread I mean...

good knowledge of madagascar, I like seeing geographical nous

Ok, ok, I helped her a bit...

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3896/14608131216_b255dd891f_c.jpg

It doesn't fit with the thread's brief of "self-expression" either. Except later when she just drew bunnies all over the newspaper.

Oooh, I've got one of these where Abba really surprised me recently by copying the design on my tshirt, but it doesn't turn up well in photographs because it's thin pink crayon on white paper. I'll have to remember to try and scan it in this weekend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/drawingpad_zps67a72864.jpg

little guy is taking some stabs at spelling ("squeak" and "violin"!) and he likes to draw things like bugs and pigs pouring milk into cups.

wow that is some awesomely neat lettering. great drawings too.

http://https%3A//farm4.staticflickr.com/3899/15086039009_237fc5a748_o.jpg

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3899/15086039009_237fc5a748_o.jpg
August's first watercolor by Terataurusrex

Pretty! I'd frame that but I'm sappy.

I did immediately! I'm super sappy :)

that's great!

Thanks! It was a very "Hey I'm a Mommy!" moment for me.

http://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5656/21403384816_a9047769a3.jpg

a couple years old but still

lol @ DJP!!!!

Also "I want a Fancy Lord Taco Esq tshirt please" otm.

Veronica is so meta.

a father's proudest day is when his daughter makes her first piece of Star Trek TOS fan art

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7Pgvu7VwAAMiyB.jpg

Really cool figure drawing!

My two-and-three-quarter-year-old has begun punning and making up jokes. Sample quips:

[We pass some tulips]
"I have tulips, daddy. [points to mouth] On my face!"

[Partner is telling her story of how, before we owned them, our cats were strays rescued from a nearby car park.]
"No mummy - they were rescued in a cat park!"

[She's having toast for breakfast]
Partner: "We need to go to the post office, to post these letters."
Marin: "We could post them in the toast office!"

I mean, okay, that's not "genius", but.

sounds pretty genius to me

MSM decided to make her own homework the other evening. Took a blank piece of paper, wrote out the instructions, wrote out some examples of how to do it, then did it, on the other side of the paper. I guess the assigned homework was unsatisfying, like Monday/Tuesday crossword puzzles

https://d2ppvlu71ri8gs.cloudfront.net/items/3o2S142B3A3r0U0u072l/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-06%20at%2013.00.15.png

eat your heart out, cy twombly

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/a78vv0csp40rhad/IMG_6502.jpg

to me this is a fairly obvious reworking of picasso's "las meninas" series of paintings, for example

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6dfp38mepesnpyl/f32674a94700096de2e9b1f76c8827b9.jpg

which of course were in turn versions of the velasquez painting:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/21szybsc0ra0cs7/velazquez.meninas.jpg

I believe your child is a genius

thank you

agreed!

to be clear he did not paint the last two

oh hahaha I really though he did the second last one. Yay for my BFA.

it's an understandable mistake to make, because my child is a genius

there's been a bunch of stop motion movies and bread making and art at camp this summer but my favorite thing lately is this perfect band logo she wrote on our kitchen whiteboard

http://i.imgur.com/xmVT3Zl.jpg

THE DERPS!!!!

also look who's learned how to use powerpoint

http://imgur.com/7o6TcDV

imgrrrr

http://i.imgur.com/7o6TcDV.png

Ben made a new track: https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/unravel

Ben made another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-_C8RKf38

A couple more Circuit tracks from Ben:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glide
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glide-part-ii

This week Ben made this wild track in Ableton:

https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/void

There’s enough material in there for like 4-5 tracks!

And another. This one is really pretty.

https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/dune

And another one. This is a little chillstep/ambient-ish:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/dreamscape

Owen has been getting into 80s metal. Here he is trying out the pedal I got him for his birthday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQYl9uqmc0I

Wow! But... think of the neighbours!

i take it the mask is a homage to agata from melt banana

In San Francisco we wear masks in our own houses. 🤣

this kind of goes in the darnedest things thread, but kinda here too. check this out. one of my kids is 9 years old. as we're biking towards the river to get a special lunch today (his class has to quarantine this week - but he's not at risk since he was already quarantining for the previous two weeks as a result of a trip to egypt with his grandmother!) he says this:

"daddy, if they could make everyone live forever... then money would be worth a lot more, right?"

i'm like.... wtf. i.. yes? i think?

"because people would need way more of it, because their lives would be so long. but there would be the same amount of money"

fuckin shit, i think that's right! kind of??

"so then everything would cost less"

i'm losing you, i've always been terrible at this stuff

"so we could buy a computer for like £100"

basically my son is a 9 year old economics genius who is going to figure out how we can all live forever and get computers for £100 each

Best part about 500 year lifespan? £100 computers!

one pound for every five years is a tough average

Ben made another soundtrack-ish composition:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/horizon

7yo daughter, on being told she couldn't have a telescope fish as a pet as they're a high-pressure deep sea fish and various other reasons, so she made her own, called 'Boggles'. pic.twitter.com/v3vnyGPya6

— Caustic Cover Critic 📚 (@Unwise_Trousers) January 20, 2021

A+++

Amazing!

V cool

love it

Owen with some shredding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nroBCI13KAI

I’ve been terribly lax contributing here for their early years, but since these kids are parented by two ilxors, they are sort of your kids too. They are 13 and 10 now, and without grasping their full provenance, they decided to cover the Strokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccqW1M6LkUA

excellent!

also excellent to owen!

Kim - that is so great! I wish I could get my boys to play together. They are a bit too arguey these days to make that happen.

Ha! Yes, it’s a real struggle. They both like very different things and were just playing over each other and, just tired of the racket I said either play something together, or take turns, and that little magic moment was the result. Time will tell if it ever happens again.

Owen has some real skills!

good kids all round

Ben made another one of his evolving videogame-soundtracky pieces:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glass

Aw, nice!

Beautiful! Love the banger buildup at a minute-and-a-half

my son just told me a great name for a locksmith would be “sure lock homes”

he swears he made this up himself

Ok now he just made a trance banger (with chill coda): https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/rain