a pictorial series by Veronica (age 5) in which Poison Ivy starts some shit and then Wonder Woman and Batgirl show up and I dunno what happens exactly but LOLhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/princessparkle/8727132456/http://www.flickr.com/photos/princessparkle/8727135186/http://www.flickr.com/photos/princessparkle/8727134168/
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink
haha, wow those are pretty impressive actually. here's my three year old's recent self portraithttps://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/488285_10200947270544499_479924352_n.jpg
― tylerw, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 17:37 (six years ago) Permalink
Ace!
Ava's project on Un Lun Dun by China Mieville:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7282/8743040135_85251fe027_z.jpg
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 16 May 2013 09:23 (six years ago) Permalink
beautiful! do you guys generally keep these things around or toss them at some point? i always think "we need to archive these" and then within two days we have piles and piles of junk around the house. i guess taking a pic and storing it digitally might just be the best solution...
― tylerw, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:09 (six years ago) Permalink
we toss a lot of stuff she brings home from day care because i assume the teachers did the bulk of the work on it anyways
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:04 (six years ago) Permalink
my wife diligently goes through anything my daughter draws and takes pictures of anything notable. even so, stuff piles up. this is what happens when your kid draws/colors for like 2 hrs every day lol
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:21 (six years ago) Permalink
yeah my mom saved probably like 1/20 of things i did in school and it is still tons of stuff. not sure if i really *need* it in my life...i just need the greatest hits, you know?
― tylerw, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:26 (six years ago) Permalink
"hey daddy."
"what?"
"old balls."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:49 (six years ago) Permalink
otm
― ḉrut (crüt), Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/ALiceBusk_zps006f70bf.jpg
Alice, a self-portrait.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:04 (six years ago) Permalink
"there"? "babys"? Kid, go to your room.
(More homework fun with the 6yo).
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3676/9000854278_186f3d0965_z.jpg
― Michael Jones, Monday, 10 June 2013 14:13 (six years ago) Permalink
Oops. I meant "their?" Ok, kid, we all make mistakes.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 10 June 2013 14:14 (six years ago) Permalink
This is what they made me for Father's Day (Pam's iPhone snap, the irony):
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3751/9054689603_b7d994d4ea_z.jpg
― Michael Jones, Monday, 17 June 2013 11:13 (six years ago) Permalink
K has started to put together what sound like sentences but are semi-nonsensical, like she's just imitating the rhythm of talking, but using mostly real words. They're usually in Hebrew, but they roughly translate to things like "Mom this walking" "Dad this walking" "Stroller we eat this" etc.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 14:12 (six years ago) Permalink
Beatrice has written and illustrated two books! I've been meaning to scan them so ill put one up sometime soon
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 July 2013 04:30 (five years ago) Permalink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ScreenShot2013-08-01at123711PM_zpsf53cf1f2.png
our little guy drew this one at 21 months, which he described as "mama holding you" (you meaning "me"). it almost makes me cry tbh.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:40 (five years ago) Permalink
wow that's amazing
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:30 (five years ago) Permalink
aw that is great
― tylerw, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:32 (five years ago) Permalink
family portrait
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q79/s720x720/1233486_10201984723284152_1428285571_n.jpg
she said "i'm a chip" so i don't know what that means. maybe that she accidentally drew her head as a misshapen oval instead of a circle.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:45 (five years ago) Permalink
lol hueg weiner
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:46 (five years ago) Permalink
hahaha
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:03 (five years ago) Permalink
n/a did someone tell her shes a chip off the ol' block maybe?
:( i didn't see the hueg weiner until now and now i can't unsee it :(
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 20:13 (five years ago) Permalink
sorry
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 20:29 (five years ago) Permalink
some recent chalk art. https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1240311_10202078527185208_1831922185_n.jpg
― tylerw, Thursday, 26 September 2013 21:56 (five years ago) Permalink
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/q80/s720x720/10274314_10152382431121147_2137455862521640307_n.jpg
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:30 (five years ago) Permalink
JAIL
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 22:04 (five years ago) Permalink
BEES GO THERE
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5578/14664341652_b1c088afec_z.jpg
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 22:10 (four years ago) Permalink
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
― Madchen, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 00:53 (four years ago) Permalink
A+ what are the MaMMIIs saying bottom left?
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 02:09 (four years ago) Permalink
awesome!
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 06:34 (four years ago) Permalink
the mummies are thinking "what if this happened?" I think the rest are diagrams of the mummification process
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:15 (four years ago) Permalink
thats so great
― we've all been kids from time to time (sunny successor), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:30 (four years ago) Permalink
Love this board!!!
― *tera, Thursday, 17 July 2014 04:55 (four years ago) Permalink
Thread I mean...
― *tera, Friday, 18 July 2014 10:24 (four years ago) Permalink
good knowledge of madagascar, I like seeing geographical nous
― ogmor, Friday, 18 July 2014 11:00 (four years ago) Permalink
Ok, ok, I helped her a bit...
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3896/14608131216_b255dd891f_c.jpg
― Michael Jones, Friday, 18 July 2014 13:56 (four years ago) Permalink
It doesn't fit with the thread's brief of "self-expression" either. Except later when she just drew bunnies all over the newspaper.
Oooh, I've got one of these where Abba really surprised me recently by copying the design on my tshirt, but it doesn't turn up well in photographs because it's thin pink crayon on white paper. I'll have to remember to try and scan it in this weekend.
― how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 14:03 (four years ago) Permalink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/drawingpad_zps67a72864.jpg
little guy is taking some stabs at spelling ("squeak" and "violin"!) and he likes to draw things like bugs and pigs pouring milk into cups.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 21 July 2014 17:24 (four years ago) Permalink
wow that is some awesomely neat lettering. great drawings too.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 15:40 (four years ago) Permalink
http://https%3A//farm4.staticflickr.com/3899/15086039009_237fc5a748_o.jpg
― *tera, Monday, 17 November 2014 15:48 (four years ago) Permalink
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3899/15086039009_237fc5a748_o.jpgAugust's first watercolor by Terataurusrex
― *tera, Monday, 17 November 2014 15:49 (four years ago) Permalink
Pretty! I'd frame that but I'm sappy.
― carl agatha, Monday, 17 November 2014 17:21 (four years ago) Permalink
I did immediately! I'm super sappy :)
― *tera, Monday, 17 November 2014 17:50 (four years ago) Permalink
that's great!
― example (crüt), Monday, 17 November 2014 17:52 (four years ago) Permalink
Thanks! It was a very "Hey I'm a Mommy!" moment for me.
― *tera, Monday, 17 November 2014 18:26 (four years ago) Permalink
http://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5656/21403384816_a9047769a3.jpg
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:09 (three years ago) Permalink
a couple years old but still
That's pretty dope.
― schwantz, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:12 (three years ago) Permalink
Hahaha I used to draw almost exactly that way (rockstar/celeb chicks, fat textas) when I was about 10.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 06:22 (three years ago) Permalink
Found this the other day, Veronica gettin some important work done in her room, apparently.
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5772/22737921349_94e324ea28_n.jpg
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:10 (three years ago) Permalink
http://image.slidesharecdn.com/bco5652formattedv3-140612122509-phpapp02/95/vmworld-2013-three-quirky-ways-to-simplify-dr-with-vmware-site-recovery-manager-21-638.jpg
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:21 (three years ago) Permalink
lol
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:26 (three years ago) Permalink
it's the little details in my daughter's drawings, like, you know, the evil-looking taco with a monocle
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4E0RnaVMAEaubW.jpg
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:27 (two years ago) Permalink
Hahaha
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 21:59 (two years ago) Permalink
Classic
― It's always (sunny successor), Saturday, 11 February 2017 01:21 (two years ago) Permalink
omg
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 05:12 (two years ago) Permalink
King Taco is not amused.
― DJI, Saturday, 11 February 2017 05:25 (two years ago) Permalink
I want a Fancy Lord Taco Esq tshirt please
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 05:27 (two years ago) Permalink
Baron Von Tacoschmitt
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 11 February 2017 05:40 (two years ago) Permalink
It is really, really great when someone comes up to our kids and says "Can you sing me a song?" and they start singing Ode to Joy in almost-intelligible German.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 17 March 2017 14:34 (two years ago) Permalink
also, I need to take a picture of the latest wall drawing that occurred before we confiscated all of the crayons because... it's kind of compelling
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 17 March 2017 14:41 (two years ago) Permalink
the other day Veronica had a school assignment to make a book about something so she made a book about ... books. The different parts of a book, what books are for, how to take care of books, different kinds of books, etc.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 15:33 (two years ago) Permalink
lol @ DJP!!!!
Also "I want a Fancy Lord Taco Esq tshirt please" otm.
― the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Friday, 17 March 2017 15:48 (two years ago) Permalink
Veronica is so meta.
― DJI, Friday, 17 March 2017 16:13 (two years ago) Permalink
a father's proudest day is when his daughter makes her first piece of Star Trek TOS fan art
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7Pgvu7VwAAMiyB.jpg
― Οὖτις, Monday, 20 March 2017 17:52 (two years ago) Permalink
Really cool figure drawing!
― DJI, Monday, 20 March 2017 18:28 (two years ago) Permalink
My two-and-three-quarter-year-old has begun punning and making up jokes. Sample quips:
[We pass some tulips]"I have tulips, daddy. [points to mouth] On my face!"
[Partner is telling her story of how, before we owned them, our cats were strays rescued from a nearby car park.]"No mummy - they were rescued in a cat park!"
[She's having toast for breakfast]Partner: "We need to go to the post office, to post these letters."Marin: "We could post them in the toast office!"
I mean, okay, that's not "genius", but.
― Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 16:14 (two years ago) Permalink
sounds pretty genius to me
― niels, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 16:53 (two years ago) Permalink
MSM decided to make her own homework the other evening. Took a blank piece of paper, wrote out the instructions, wrote out some examples of how to do it, then did it, on the other side of the paper. I guess the assigned homework was unsatisfying, like Monday/Tuesday crossword puzzles
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 18:30 (two years ago) Permalink
https://d2ppvlu71ri8gs.cloudfront.net/items/3o2S142B3A3r0U0u072l/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-06%20at%2013.00.15.png
eat your heart out, cy twombly
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:02 (two years ago) Permalink
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/a78vv0csp40rhad/IMG_6502.jpg
to me this is a fairly obvious reworking of picasso's "las meninas" series of paintings, for example
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6dfp38mepesnpyl/f32674a94700096de2e9b1f76c8827b9.jpg
which of course were in turn versions of the velasquez painting:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/21szybsc0ra0cs7/velazquez.meninas.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 June 2017 07:22 (two years ago) Permalink
I believe your child is a genius
― niels, Monday, 12 June 2017 08:21 (two years ago) Permalink
thank you
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 June 2017 08:41 (two years ago) Permalink
agreed!
― It's always (sunny successor), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 13:53 (two years ago) Permalink
to be clear he did not paint the last two
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 13:56 (two years ago) Permalink
oh hahaha I really though he did the second last one. Yay for my BFA.
― It's always (sunny successor), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 14:05 (two years ago) Permalink
it's an understandable mistake to make, because my child is a genius
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:11 (two years ago) Permalink
there's been a bunch of stop motion movies and bread making and art at camp this summer but my favorite thing lately is this perfect band logo she wrote on our kitchen whiteboard
http://i.imgur.com/xmVT3Zl.jpg
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:42 (one year ago) Permalink
THE DERPS!!!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 14 July 2017 02:48 (one year ago) Permalink
also look who's learned how to use powerpoint
http://imgur.com/7o6TcDV
― El Tomboto, Monday, 17 July 2017 19:07 (one year ago) Permalink
imgrrrr
http://i.imgur.com/7o6TcDV.png
― El Tomboto, Monday, 17 July 2017 19:08 (one year ago) Permalink
Ben made a new track: https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/unravel
― DJI, Friday, 17 November 2017 16:22 (one year ago) Permalink
Ben made another one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-_C8RKf38
― DJI, Saturday, 27 October 2018 17:06 (seven months ago) Permalink