kids in drawers

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when i was a baby, i slept in a drawer, no big deal

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OptionVotes
i have never slept in a drawer 6
who are these despicable savages, putting their children in drawers 3
i slept in a drawer and my children also sleep in drawers 1
i slept in a drawer and it was horrible and my children only sleep in furniture purpose-built for sleeping 0


BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

I have only seen this in comic strips.

Shakey Mo Fee Nané (kkvgz), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

well i lived it bro

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

word?

Shakey Mo Fee Nané (kkvgz), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

My mother thought she would have as many kids as she could fit in her dresser. Then she had me, & then my brother. We were both pains in the ass, and afaik never slept in drawers, because we were too busy crying. So yeah, I know the phenomenon but yeesh.

Euler, Monday, 22 November 2010 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

i just always imagined the best part of a baby in a drawer is that you could just put it away. companys coming for dinner? close the drawer

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

Which drawer did you sleep in, gbx?

Shakey Mo Fee Nané (kkvgz), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

dresser, second from top iirc. when i first came home from the hospital, my sister was so angry that she bombed it with baby powder. we've since reconciled.

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

I never slept in a drawer but I wish I had! Also, I once threatened to make a (fully adult) guest (Oooon!) sleep in a drawer on account of her being small enough to drink outta a thimble.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

things i have put smaller people into, for laffs: an enormous frying pan, giant messenger bag, various duffels, a cupboard

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus, sleeping in a drawer messed you up.

Shakey Mo Fee Nané (kkvgz), Monday, 22 November 2010 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

:-/

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 22 November 2010 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

What, no suitcases? We thought this was a great way to demonstrate the capacity of my parents' luggage.

I've got ten bucks. SURPRISE ME. (Laurel), Monday, 22 November 2010 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

my baby won't even sleep in a crib, kinda doubt she would sleep in a drawer

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

Try it out imo

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

How am I supposed to remember this?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, i don't actually ~remember~ it.

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 26 November 2010 00:01 (eleven years ago) link


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