My daughter has an inexplicable and possibly misleading message she MUST share with the world pic.twitter.com/JsJHBgfhBx— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) June 13, 2017
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link
I am v excited about this news! :) So cute.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link
:D
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:12 (six years ago) link
aw.
― how's life, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 08:30 (six years ago) link
Put on Donna Summer "I Feel Love" last night, my 4 year old daughter says "she's a bad signer, she's just signing "eeeeeee" all the time"― silverfish, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 14:32 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― silverfish, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 14:32 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You mean the video?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link
no, just the song, I think her point was that she wasn't really singing and just doing these long vowel sounds which didn't really register as words to her (I should also probably point out that her first language is French and she only speaks a bit of English). Also she said this at the beginning of the song, I think she did end up enjoying the song at the end.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
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Whoa, never made the Caustic Cover Critic connection. Great blog!
― early rejecter, Thursday, 15 June 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
:)
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 16 June 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link
"Iron Man works for Donald Trump and Batman works for Hillary Clinton."
― El Tomboto, Friday, 16 June 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
2.5 year old suddenly aware of the human body in new and fascinating ways:
"My penis is bugging me! It's sticking out!"
"Papa you have hair on your tummy. Why did you do that?"
After he barges in while I'm showering and opens the curtain: "Papa that's a nice penis you have. It's big! Mine is big too!"
I also feel like the fart and poop jokes are not far off which honestly I'm kind of stoked about.
― joygoat, Saturday, 17 June 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
lololol omg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 June 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
We have been doing the time-honored tradition of kissing boo-boos to make them feel better, which led to this horrifying statement last night:
"Daddy, my penis hurts! Kiss it!"
(I did not kiss it.)
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I bet we've all been through that awkward convo. Fortunately mine were pretty understanding once they put it together that those are your private parts.
― how's life, Thursday, 3 August 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link
Later that evening, we also got, "I love Mommy's butt!"
I almost said, "right there with ya, kiddo" but didn't want to get punched.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
dying
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
Judah's at the stage where he just interjects the word "butt" into any statement, expecting hilarity ensue
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link
to ensue
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
Kid was pooping the other day, asked if he was done and he said "yes, my butt is empty"
― joygoat, Thursday, 3 August 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
My daughter told me this joke the other day:
Q: What does a bottle say when it's late?A: Help! I'm late!
She's been repeating this joke to pretty much everybody and says it's her favorite joke.
― silverfish, Thursday, 3 August 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
I like it
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 August 2017 04:13 (six years ago) link
on board
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 August 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link
2 year old walking around the dark apartment with sunglasses on yelling I'M CONFUSED making me feel like i'm in twin peaks
― na (NA), Saturday, 5 August 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
went hiking with my three-year-old. she picked out a walking stick, immediately hunched over, and tottered along the trail saying, "i'm an oooold man! i'm an oooold man!"
― wmlynch, Sunday, 6 August 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
This morning my 2.5 YO told me that boogers grow into mustaches.
― President Keyes, Monday, 7 August 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
It's how i got mine
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
not my child but a lil dude I know (5yo) has come up with three names for his band:- haunted castle- fart kids- no noggin
im stealing at least one of these
― gbx, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link
fart kids 4 lyfe
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link
My 4 year old daughter who just found a Bible in a hotel room:
"I want to read this book! Is it a pirate book?"
― silverfish, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link
short answer: yes
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
"wot yooo meeeen?"
I love this so much. Especially given the facial expression that goes along with it.
"Where ice cream come from daddy"?"It's made from milk, actually. Milk is very versatile""Milk!""Yeah. And the really crazy thing is that cheese is also made from milk.""CHEEESE! WOT YOOOO MEEEEEN??!!"
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 4 September 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link
haha, we got asked where ice cream comes from yesterday. Today he wanted to know where lettuce, cars and tissues come from.he's started replying in the negative as 'no, I don't think.'
― kinder, Monday, 4 September 2017 12:01 (six years ago) link
"cars?""also milk"
― mark s, Monday, 4 September 2017 12:13 (six years ago) link
Stock responses = 'factories' or 'farms' depending on the query.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 4 September 2017 13:03 (six years ago) link
I put on Eric Dolphy's "Out to Lunch" last night when we were eating dinner. I don't listen to a whole lot of jazz, so my kids aren't really exposed to it much.
4yo daughter: "Is this Halloween music?"Me: "This sounds like Halloween music to you?"
We continue eating. About 10 minutes later:
4yo daughter: "I think this is Halloween music!"
― silverfish, Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 8 September 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
"do the ninja turtles have penises?"
― gr8080, Friday, 8 September 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
Told Nora we were going to HMV on Saturday as we walked through town. She loves going in there so hot v excited and started shouting "HMV! HMV!"
Only she mispronounced it as "HIV".
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link
lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:50 (six years ago) link
Excitedly singing and dancing along with Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars, both of my sons loudly and determinedly sang, "Up! Town! Fuck you up! Uptown fuck you up!"
Being the stellar parent I am, my immediate response was "SAY WHAT??????"
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
haha
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
"I'm going to kill you daddy, then I'm going to kill the bathtub and kill the towel and kill the potty and kill the toothpaste"
jfc calm down kid it's just a bath
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link
Has he been reading bill o'reilly?
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 14 September 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link
Or a bootleg of The End.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:15 (six years ago) link
HB - Think I'm going to be a wrestler when I grow up.
ME - Oh yeah? What's going to be your signature move?
[Thinks]
HB - Punching people in the nuts.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
kid's gonna go places
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
I mean, I was never that big of a wrestling fan anyway, but I'm pretty sure that move's illegal.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
illegal, but hilarious
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 14 September 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
important code deciphered: "it's a baby" is apparently 18-month old speak for "i've done a poo". (i think this is due to pee/poo functional confusion & pee-pee/bay-bee vocal confusion.)
― angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Saturday, 16 September 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
I think he's trying to tell you he dropped the kids off at the pool
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
Food baby amirite
― DJI, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link