andrology labs are among the skeeviest places on Earth IMO

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...yet somehow, in an abstract manner, this makes them kind of awesome? I mean, you've got a middle-aged nurse practitioner leading you to a quiet alcove full of DOCTOR-APPROVED PR0N in tasteful manila folders and a TV with a DVD running on loop featuring hardcore no-condom sex, all next to a sterile clinic bathroom with a door for your "sample" and about a bazillion signs begging you to remember to lock the door...

This is really a facet of modern medicine? Really? Yuck, but also... yay?

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

(lol ILX asked me if I was sure I didn't want to post this on a bell_labs birthday thread; thanks dude, I'm pretty sure)

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol.

What constitutes DOCTOR-APPROVED PR0N?

Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Issues of Penthouse with "ANDROLOGY LAB" written on the covers in black marker, apparently.

The unsafe sex DVD really shocked me! Of all the things you expect to see at the doctor's office!

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe the safe sex versions didn't produce the, er, results they were looking for?

Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I was halfway afraid there was going to be a cabinet full of "what's yer pleasure" disgustopr0n like "EXTREME KITTEN FISTING" or some other nonsense. And now that I didn't see one but did see the unsafe sex video, I'm halfway convinced that there is one behind the receptionist's desk.

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

One of my genetics profs in college did andrology research. The first day of class, he mentioned that the gents in the class had an opportunity to make a bit of cash by donating their seed to his lab for research purposes.

Said donated seed was to be, er, harvested in the privacy of dudes' dorm rooms or whatever, then dropped off in a little cabinet in the hallway outside the lab. It looked kind of like an electrical box.

I was a research asst in a lab on the same hall. More than once I was in the somewhat awkward position of watching one of my bro classmates shuffle down the hall with a paper bag in hand, which he placed in the electrical box. The look on their faces was somewhat akin to look on my dog's face when he got snacking from the offerings in the cat's litter box.

quincie, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Is it just me or is andrology rife with comedy (at least until you hear bad news)?

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, so I'm mad that I have to go back but I'm also somewhat amused because I might ask if they have anything more just to see what they pull out

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't believe I'm wondering about secret andrology lab pr0n now.

Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

so sad that this isnt about laboratories where they build ROBOTS THAT LOOK AND ACT LIKE PEOPLE

CLAPSOCK (John Justen), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

They should be building cylons instead of making people wank to kitten pr0n.

Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god, someone i know (he'll remain nameless) said he was shuffled into a dingy afterroom to "eject a little sperm" in a bottle.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

(this was to check if his sperm was fertile enough. i can sort of see how they'd shove him in the seediest room - get it SEEDIEST - to see if it was still GREBT)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

So the most recent place we went had, at the bottom of the well-thumbed stack of Hustler/Club International magazines, something that I don't really remember the title of but might have been "BIG BOTTOM GIRLS".

Also lolzy: the sign on the wall dated 2004 stating "DUDEZ SRSLY STOP STEALING ALL THE PR0N"

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:40 (twelve years ago) link


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