yay kinder <3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 01:04 (eight years ago)
mrs gazzara is being induced tomorrow at 2pm
*gulp*
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)
congrats!!!
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)
batten down the hatches
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)
Never stop kitty posts in favor of kiddie posts OK pls?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)
yiiiiikes! Congrats!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)
Ayo Bizzo, you and the missus be well, rooting for that feline babby <3
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:10 (seven years ago)
Good luck!
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:34 (seven years ago)
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)
It's your first? prepare to ride a crazy rollercoaster of emotions! (it's awesome)
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)
yeah, first for both of uspsyched/scared but mainly really looking forward to hanging out with this lil dude who’s been kicking the shit out of my wife since week 16
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)
Good luck! My top advice for new dads is to remember that for about the first 12 weeks that baby is basically not gonna understand or care who you are, and will only have eyes for mummy. Don’t be disheartened! Also, it is totally ok to feel like you’ve made a massive stupid mistake in the first few days. Persevere. It gets better. By the time they walk and laugh it is amazing.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:52 (seven years ago)
thanks, that sounds like v sensible advice!
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 08:05 (seven years ago)
best wishes to the bg family, so exciting!
― estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:02 (seven years ago)
oh shi just read this HAVE IT
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:18 (seven years ago)
My top advice for new dads is to invest in sleep futures and in a few weeks or so when they need their nails trimmed for the first time, do not volunteer for that shit. Remember, at all times, that you don’t have a clue what you’re doing.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:36 (seven years ago)
Biting the nails off is less stress than clippers tho
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:39 (seven years ago)
alternate take: let them nails grow so they can defend themselves against vicious and selfish babies at daycares
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:04 (seven years ago)
congrats and best wishes, you'll have so much fun
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:14 (seven years ago)
the cumulative pain I have suffered from my baby's nails honestly rivals childbirth. cut them, OFTEN
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)
ok maybe not honestly, but those things are like teeny razors slashing and grabbing and holding tight
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)
Oh god the fingernails
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)
while waving my arms around wildly in my first few months on the planet my insufficiently trimmed fingernail scratched my dad's eyeball and he had to go to hospital. a lesson for you all.
― ogmor, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:20 (seven years ago)
my friend also has a scratched eyeball from her kid!
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:27 (seven years ago)
anticipation!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:34 (seven years ago)
The worst is when their fingers go up your nose. Best wishes, bizarro!
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)
no longer on the knocked up rollcallour daughter is here and she’s pretty fkn cute tbh
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)
also her fingernails are a) long and b) very sharp
a+
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)
wooooooooooooooo
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 15 June 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)
congrats!
― call all destroyer, Friday, 15 June 2018 00:22 (seven years ago)
Way to go bg
― Simon H., Friday, 15 June 2018 00:51 (seven years ago)
bizarro! congratulations :)
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 June 2018 00:52 (seven years ago)
Great news. Have the kitties met her yet?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 15 June 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)
congratulations!!!
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 June 2018 01:14 (seven years ago)
bg congratulations!!!
― marcos, Friday, 15 June 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)
Yay!!!!! Congrats, BG!!!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 15 June 2018 04:00 (seven years ago)
congratulations and welcome to babby gazzara!
― estela, Friday, 15 June 2018 05:00 (seven years ago)
congrats to you & the lady gazzarawelcome babby, RIP yr eyeballs
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2018 05:15 (seven years ago)
Top work
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 June 2018 05:18 (seven years ago)
Congrats my man!
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 June 2018 06:39 (seven years ago)
:D welcome baba gazzara
― ogmor, Friday, 15 June 2018 08:13 (seven years ago)
thanks everyone! delivery was pretty intense but my wife was a champ. there were stitches and blood loss and so it might be a few days before they can come home - will be going to visit them in a couple of hours and hopefully we’ll have a clearer idea of the timeline soon. i expect the kitty reaction might be equally intense - might be more nervous about that than anything else tbh
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 June 2018 08:17 (seven years ago)
GOOD WORK GUYS
― Smolov pupper (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 June 2018 11:26 (seven years ago)
― kinder, Friday, 15 June 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)
do people still say “knocked up” these days?
anyway 16 weeks :)
― Roz, Friday, 26 July 2024 06:14 (one year ago)
Hooray!
― default damager (lukas), Friday, 26 July 2024 06:30 (one year ago)
<3
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2024 08:07 (one year ago)
Congrats!
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 26 July 2024 08:15 (one year ago)
thanks all! i have been lucky so far to avoid any morning sickness/nausea but I do want to sleep 24/7. like just having to go to the kitchen to put my dishes in the sink makes me want to lie down.
at least I’m mostly working from home now so lots and lots of naps - cannot imagine doing this pre-pandemic
― Roz, Friday, 26 July 2024 12:06 (one year ago)