My Child is a Genius: a thread where we document our children's attempts at self-expression

oh hahaha I really though he did the second last one. Yay for my BFA.

it's an understandable mistake to make, because my child is a genius

there's been a bunch of stop motion movies and bread making and art at camp this summer but my favorite thing lately is this perfect band logo she wrote on our kitchen whiteboard

http://i.imgur.com/xmVT3Zl.jpg

THE DERPS!!!!

also look who's learned how to use powerpoint

http://imgur.com/7o6TcDV

imgrrrr

http://i.imgur.com/7o6TcDV.png

Ben made a new track: https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/unravel

Ben made another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-_C8RKf38

A couple more Circuit tracks from Ben:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glide
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glide-part-ii

This week Ben made this wild track in Ableton:

https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/void

There’s enough material in there for like 4-5 tracks!

And another. This one is really pretty.

https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/dune

And another one. This is a little chillstep/ambient-ish:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/dreamscape

Owen has been getting into 80s metal. Here he is trying out the pedal I got him for his birthday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQYl9uqmc0I

Wow! But... think of the neighbours!

i take it the mask is a homage to agata from melt banana

In San Francisco we wear masks in our own houses. 🤣

this kind of goes in the darnedest things thread, but kinda here too. check this out. one of my kids is 9 years old. as we're biking towards the river to get a special lunch today (his class has to quarantine this week - but he's not at risk since he was already quarantining for the previous two weeks as a result of a trip to egypt with his grandmother!) he says this:

"daddy, if they could make everyone live forever... then money would be worth a lot more, right?"

i'm like.... wtf. i.. yes? i think?

"because people would need way more of it, because their lives would be so long. but there would be the same amount of money"

fuckin shit, i think that's right! kind of??

"so then everything would cost less"

i'm losing you, i've always been terrible at this stuff

"so we could buy a computer for like £100"

basically my son is a 9 year old economics genius who is going to figure out how we can all live forever and get computers for £100 each

Best part about 500 year lifespan? £100 computers!

one pound for every five years is a tough average

Ben made another soundtrack-ish composition:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/horizon

7yo daughter, on being told she couldn't have a telescope fish as a pet as they're a high-pressure deep sea fish and various other reasons, so she made her own, called 'Boggles'. pic.twitter.com/v3vnyGPya6

— Caustic Cover Critic 📚 (@Unwise_Trousers) January 20, 2021

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Amazing!

V cool

love it

Owen with some shredding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nroBCI13KAI

I’ve been terribly lax contributing here for their early years, but since these kids are parented by two ilxors, they are sort of your kids too. They are 13 and 10 now, and without grasping their full provenance, they decided to cover the Strokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccqW1M6LkUA

excellent!

also excellent to owen!

Kim - that is so great! I wish I could get my boys to play together. They are a bit too arguey these days to make that happen.

Ha! Yes, it’s a real struggle. They both like very different things and were just playing over each other and, just tired of the racket I said either play something together, or take turns, and that little magic moment was the result. Time will tell if it ever happens again.

Owen has some real skills!

good kids all round

Ben made another one of his evolving videogame-soundtracky pieces:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glass

Aw, nice!

Beautiful! Love the banger buildup at a minute-and-a-half

my son just told me a great name for a locksmith would be “sure lock homes”

he swears he made this up himself

Ok now he just made a trance banger (with chill coda): https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/rain

Ok, not my kid, but our bass player’s daughter wrote a great modern protest song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO_b2iZxt08

oh wow!

Ben has been toiling away for years making Geometry Dash levels, of varying levels of quality. Finally, this week, he got one rated (which means it will be seen by way more people), and he's already had thousands of people play it!

https://i.imgur.com/nZ4auQ8.jpeg

Pulled Angel Dust out of the rack to find it contained the drawing Marin did after I taught her how to sing Epic a couple of years ago pic.twitter.com/cIVOca3YZQ

— Stevie Chick (@stevie_chick) October 20, 2021

Apparently that's me on the left

it's it, what is it

amazing

b-b-but surely Epic is on The Real Thing

Haha yes of course but I don't have The Real Thing on vinyl!

ok i'll allow it

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